#1 Posted by fnacypants (16 posts) -

Patrick would drive a dumptruck,

Vinny would ride a tractor,

And Drew would pilot his A10 Warthog!

That just leaves Ryan, Jeff and Brad.

Any ideas?

#2 Posted by D_Bones (365 posts) -

Ryan would ride a cake.

#3 Edited by LTSmash (637 posts) -

Brad rides a Protoss Colossus

#4 Edited by BeachThunder (12087 posts) -

Jeff is a Skylander.

#5 Edited by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

What Happy Meal has stuff like tractors or Warthogs? Is this a Depression-era McDonald's?

#6 Posted by Wrighteous86 (3819 posts) -

Vinny would be eternally diving backwards along the ground, pointing a gun in the opposite direction, Max Payne-style (with wheels on his back).

#7 Posted by Oscar__Explosion (2362 posts) -

Naked Ryan sitting on a cake

#8 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6320 posts) -

Would they be the boy toy or the girl toy.

#9 Posted by Morbid_Coffee (955 posts) -

Jeff would be in a white car spinning donuts.

Brad would be in an envelope.

Ryan is just Ryan with no ride because he thinks it's fucking stupid.

#10 Posted by SecondPersonShooter (620 posts) -

They would have to exclude Ryan from the happy meal line of toys after the PAX 2013 incident.

#11 Edited by DarthOrange (3866 posts) -

Patrick gets a bike that you wind back then flips over.

Alex has a button on his back you push and he says obscenities. Also his eyes glow in the dark.

#12 Edited by Cold_Wolven (2259 posts) -

Jeff is riding dumbo.

#13 Edited by LackingSaint (1830 posts) -

Ryan is in a goldfish bowl filled with actual human breast milk.

Brad would have a pullstring and if you pull it he walks forward for a few seconds then explodes. You would pull the Brad.

#14 Posted by TooWalrus (13235 posts) -

God damn it, Ryan. Why would you do this to me!

#15 Posted by Kerned (1170 posts) -

Brad would fall apart five seconds after you open the box.