If you were a gym leader...

If you were a Gym Leader what would your pre-battle/ post-battle speech be?

"I will rape you!!! "

Like Pokemon gym leader?
 
Pre: Prepare to suck my balls!
 
Post: HAHAHA, had enough of my Pokeballs?

Great thread so far.

"I know you've probably made it through most of this through type-matching or dumb luck. But I've developed my team to have NO TYPE DISADVANTAGES. You really gotta know what you're doing if you're going to take me on..."
 
And no post-speech because I won't lose

Serious answer: Probably something similar to what the elite four chick with the Dark types says.
Real answer: Do you liek Mudkipz?

Pre: Die.
Post: Die.

" Pre: Die. Post: Die. "

" @FluxWaveZ said:

" Pre: Die. Post: Die. "

Who would you be referring to on the second "Die"? "

"Great thread so far. "

I'm Peter Molyneux BITCHES!

" @AgentJ: If I happened to lose, I'd tell the trainer "Die." and proceed to kill him.  My focus is on Ghost type Pokemon, you see. "

"Like Pokemon gym leader?
 
Pre: Prepare to suck my balls!
 
Post: HAHAHA, had enough of my Pokeballs? "

hello  
 
really, i'd have nothing else to say. 

Pre: "I'm gonna take half yo monaaaay!" 
 
Post: "OH NO! You took half my monaaaaaay!"

"I quit."

Pre: Don't listen to the guy with glasses that is loitering
 
Post: I told you not to listen to him

LEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

No, this is a physical fitness gym

" LEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 "

I stay here all day in my elaborate lava gym..stroking my balls is the only thing that gives me pleasure anymore, if I don't survive this battle tell my wife I won't be home for dinner. 

I knew you would come here. My coffee told me this morning.
 
Die

Pre: Go play with your balls someplace else
Post: You don't even know this, but you're already dead.

"sup."
 
No post battle speech.

Pre; "What the hell are you doing in my Gym, kid? Wait, what the... HOLY SHIT WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT DRAGON COME FROM?!! OH GOD!!!"
 
Post; "Huh, I guess it was weak against bullets."

Pre: Piss off! *throw Pokeballs at kid's face, release Pokemon, sick them on kid*
Post: Probably something along the lines of this.

i'm 12 what is this? 
 
i'm not actually 12..... i'm 11!!

Well I could tell you one thing, if I was a gym leader I wouldn't carry only one fucking type of pokemon that way I dont get my ass raped by any old moron who brings a pokemon with one attack that K.O.s all my pokemon in one hit. 
Pre: Call me Leader Welch, thats what everyone calls me. 
 
Post: Please dont piss in my skull.

Pre: Aha! Is this our chance?
 
Post: You're just gonna have to grin and bear it!

Pre: "Wait a minute, how did you get in here I mean how did you beat all my lackeys you're only ten years old aren't you no matter now you will pay for being confusing YOU WILL DIE!!!!!" 
Post: "What the, how the hell did you beat me like I said before you're only ten years old if this was a Mario Kart gym I would be crushing you right now GET OUT OF MY GYM!!!!!"

Pre: Shit I'm almost out of whiskey
 
Post: Hey kid. Go to the Poke Mart and pick me up some Whiskey     

Pre: Anus cum buckets!
 
Post: Shitty booger dick tits!

Pre: Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!.....anyone who knows where this quote is from is awesome.

Post: Argh...I guess my pokemanz needs more steroids!

" Pre: Anus cum buckets!  Post: Shitty booger dick tits! "

Pre:  You can't beat me, because I'M A CREEPY RAPER GUY!
Post:  God, these pokemon trainers today!  The world's gone straight to shit!

Pre: "if i lose, i will fucking murder you and your stupid yellow rat."
 
Post: "better luck next time!"

Pre: "Show me your (Not Super-Effective) Moves!"
Post: "Damn this region and it's type based gyms!"

Pre:  "Oh look.  A trainer.  Try not to bore me." 
 
Post: "Wow.  That was exhilarating."  

pre: you will never beat me! 
 
Post after losing: oh shit....you beat me 
 
post after winning: when you come back, we'll act like this didnt happen alright?

Pre: " Beware, I live!"
During:  "I hunger! "
Post:  "Run, Coward!"
 
Ode to Sinistar of course.

"I have a GameShark." 
 
"I warned you that I had a GameShark."