The title mostly says it all. Except I noticed that when I started my account, it shows that I'm aligned with Microsoft. I thought when you start an account it would automatically set you as neutral.
I'm curious as to how the Giant Bombs alignment system works.
Ummm... it's kinda like hair color, just a fact you can give. You can choose it, maybe you didn't see it. I don't know what to tell you.
You are asked to pick an alignment upon registration, aren't you? Or am I remembering wrong? Either way, it's not like anyone makes a big deal out of what color your name is.
@BisonHero said:
"Search your feelings! You know it to be true!"
Goddamn it that quote has never been more appropriate. You my good sir, win a cookie from me!
(Attention: No actual cookie included in product. Cookies can be bought separately.)
@MikeGosot said:
@MooseyMcMan said:
You pick one. It changes the color of your name.
That's it.
That means you are not aligned with Sony and we are not at war? OH. MY. GOD!
I never said we weren't at war. FIRE!
Funny story actually, MS manufacture PCs@AhmadMetallic said:
@Dany said:
And Microsoft!! YyyeeeaaaahhhhhFUCK SONY and NINTENDO!
Get your dated PC ass outta here! No one cares about you!
Edit: Owns, not manufactures.
@MooseyMcMan said:
@MikeGosot said:
@MooseyMcMan said:
You pick one. It changes the color of your name.
That's it.
That means you are not aligned with Sony and we are not at war? OH. MY. GOD!
I never said we weren't at war. FIRE!
UGH! I knew it! Never trust a man with a blue name... Never...
Please tell my wife... That... I... Think the PS3 sux,lulfaggutnewb.
@AhmadMetallic said:
@Dany said:Funny story actually, MS manufacture PCs@AhmadMetallic said:
@Dany said:And Microsoft!! YyyeeeaaaahhhhhFUCK SONY and NINTENDO!
Get your dated PC ass outta here! No one cares about you!
What? Don't they just make the OS (and other software things). At least these days.
Oops, did I say manufactures? :P I should edit that post.@AhmadMetallic said:
@Dany said:Funny story actually, MS manufacture PCs@AhmadMetallic said:
@Dany said:And Microsoft!! YyyeeeaaaahhhhhFUCK SONY and NINTENDO!
Get your dated PC ass outta here! No one cares about you!
What? Don't they just make the OS (and other software things). At least these days.
Hmm, I just realized I don't have a point anymore.
@DAFTPUNK said:
@AhmadMetallic said:
@Dany said:And Microsoft!! YyyeeeaaaahhhhhFUCK SONY and NINTENDO!
SEGA!!!!!!
Man, they should add Sega as an alignment. Just add Dreamcast swirls to the front and end of your name.
@MooseyMcMan said:
@MikeGosot said:
@MooseyMcMan said:
You pick one. It changes the color of your name.
That's it.
That means you are not aligned with Sony and we are not at war? OH. MY. GOD!
I never said we weren't at war. FIRE!
CHARGE!!!!!!
@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:
@MooseyMcMan said:
@MikeGosot said:
@MooseyMcMan said:
You pick one. It changes the color of your name.
That's it.
That means you are not aligned with Sony and we are not at war? OH. MY. GOD!
I never said we weren't at war. FIRE!
CHARGE!!!!!!
Can't we all just get along?
Now all you blue guys have a taste of this totally awesome totally not poisoned lemonade I made.
@CitizenKane said:
I am still waiting for a rainbow colored username for staff/mods. Dave isn't obliging so far
I could be persuaded to pay a sum of money for an animated rainbow username. POTENTIAL REVENUE STREAM???!!!!
@Swoxx said:
@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:
@MooseyMcMan said:
@MikeGosot said:
@MooseyMcMan said:
You pick one. It changes the color of your name.
That's it.
That means you are not aligned with Sony and we are not at war? OH. MY. GOD!
I never said we weren't at war. FIRE!
CHARGE!!!!!!
Can't we all just get along?
Now all you blue guys have a taste of this totally awesome totally not poisoned lemonade I made.
Lemonade, huh? Well, how would you like this...FIRE PUNCH!
Way of the White
One can enter this covenant by speaking to the followers of Gwyn, Lord of sunlight, while high in humanity. Players who choose Way of the White come closer to each other on the network, simultaneously increasing the likelihood of a miracle resonance and decreasing the likelihood of hostile world invasions.
Blade of the Darkmoon
A pact with Gwyn himself, who wishes to acquire all the other Lords' souls so that he can craft the future he desires. Players who enter this covenant are tasked with hunting down players who have broken covenants, and given a ring that allows them to invade without notifying the victim.
Princess' Guard
A pact with Gwynevere, daughter of Gwyn, who wishes for players to help thwart her father's plans for the future by destroying him and obtaining his soul. Players who enter this covenant are given the Lordvessel, an object that permits warping between bonfires.
Warrior of Sunlight
A pact involving "Solaire of Astoria". A high faith stat is required for this.
Forest Hunter
A pact with Alvina, a giant cat. Players who enter this covenant are given a white pearl ring. Alvina uses this to send them into the worlds of players entering her forest, who they must then kill. One of the rewards for honouring this pact is a ring that renders the wearer transparent, making him harder to detect. One breaks the pact by killing any creature of the forest, or letting the giant wolf boss get away with his life.
Chaos Servant
A pact with the Izalith witch, granting players powerful fire spells. One breaks the covenant by hurting the witch or any of her chaos daughters. Pact-breakers are punished with a large egg that attaches to/replaces their heads and leaves them very vulnerable to fire. The egg steals a portion of all souls the wearer acquires, and eventually hatches into a bizarre pod containing a larva. The wearer's kick move is then replaced by an attack in which this head-larva emerges from its pod to strike enemies.
Gravelord Servant
A pact with Nito, Lord of the dead, that can only be entered when in an undead state. Grants the Gravelord spell, as well as a variety of poisonous, disease-spreading equipment and magic. Honouring this covenant will eventuelly lead to becoming a Lich.
Path of the Dragon
A pact with Seath the Scaleless. One honours this pact by collecting dragon scales, which can be acquired either by defeating certain enemies, or by invading the worlds of players with such scales, killing them and taking theirs. As a player collects scales for Seath, their body becomes more and more like that of a dragon, and they gain the ability to breathe fire.
Dark Wraith
A pact with an absolute darkness that wishes to consume the world. Players who enter this covenant are given the Dark Hand, a piece of equipment allowing them to steal other players' humanity. The rewards for honouring this pact include the Red Eye Orb, the Dark Sword and the Dark Armor.
@Swoxx said:
@MooseyMcMan: That was quite tasty actually, do I detect a hint of roasted walnuts?
Yes...Walnuts...of...FIRE! Feel them burn your innards! AHAHAHHAHA!
@kingzetta: Why is the Blade of the Darkmoon picture smaller there? You have some sort of anti-Gwyn agenda?
@AhmadMetallic said:
@Dany said:Funny story actually, MS manufacture PCs Edit: Owns, not manufactures.@AhmadMetallic said:
@Dany said:
And Microsoft!! YyyeeeaaaahhhhhFUCK SONY and NINTENDO!
Get your dated PC ass outta here! No one cares about you!
MS owns the operating system under wich most PCs run under but they do not own PCs
@Swoxx said:
@MooseyMcMan said:
@Swoxx: Oh. Yeah, that's the wrong stuff. How about this FALCON PUNCH!
aawrrfffffghhhh.
(Man this thread has derailed)
CHOO CHOO MOTHERF***ERS!
LONG LIVE THE NDX!
THE TRAIN WILL NEVER DIE!!
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