****Please note this is just for fun. I do not mean any harm, or hurt towards reviewers, readers of reviews or Titanfall itself. I'm just having stupid fun.******
Well, its almost time. No not the game, who cares about a game, please. I'm talking about the review! Yes, the review! I'm so excited to hear if Jeff will keep playing, or if IGN will continue to follow the money, and if that dastardly GameSpot keeps things interesting. Who cares about another online shooter with Mechs. Ok, well to be honest it is pretty cool, but seriously lets talk about the inevitable review. (really wish i could get into that review pool). So my formula for this goes as follows:
Former COD developers+Shooter*sticking it to Activison+Beta Love+non stop advertising for weeks+free copies for reviewers= 8.5-9.5 scores.
I have a feeling this is going to follow a very Nintendo like review which will contain the following, possible spoilers:
"Its very familiar, but fresh"
"There are a lot of memorable moments"
"If you were on the fence about buying an Xbox One, its time"
"The best shooter experience since COD 4"
"Left trigger to aim, right trigger to shoot"- Jeff Gerstamn, bank it.
"You have your standard TDM, and DM but also MDM, SDM, SNM and MOM all of which are AOK"
"Do you remember the first time you played COD 4 and were like Woa(Keanu reeves) and you kept playing and playing. Get ready to feel that way again"
"There is notable difference in the Xbox one version vs. PC, but not enough to lean one way or the other" - BS
"MS and Respawn gambling with only offering an online experience at full price, but it's worth every penny"
"Feels very Call of Duty, but with Mechs"
"Im committed to playing this online shooter for a long time"
Now its your turn GB community i want to see your ridiculous Titanfall review quotes. And maybe after reviews have hit we will look back and see just how ridiculous reviews really are.
BTW much respect for the team below.