#1 Edited by therealnelsk (360 posts) -

"What if it's just one duck, but a fucking insane duck. It's just a hyper-photorealistic duck that's also out of it's mind and attacking people at the park. I hope the PS4 can render one photorealistic duck."

Can you guys come up with a more profound PS4 summary, in the spirit of Ran Davis?

-- Owning my typo, feel like Ran would do the same.

#2 Posted by GERALTITUDE (4366 posts) -

I don't know why but I can't stop thinking "Ayn Rand".

#3 Posted by envane (1188 posts) -

rand davis for president! noo fuck that

#4 Posted by Dalai (7778 posts) -


#5 Posted by Nightriff (6370 posts) -


#6 Edited by therealnelsk (360 posts) -

Ran Davis for libertarian gubernatorial senate congress!

I think it's time for the photoshops..

#7 Edited by Miketakon (533 posts) -


#8 Posted by Pr1mus (4103 posts) -

Ran Davis is the real deal, not like that phony Bryan Davis.

#9 Edited by StarvingGamer (9096 posts) -

As an expert in custom software development and technology for modern business needs, I don't think any of us can say it better than Ran Davis.

Ran "The Man" Davis
#10 Edited by Cloudenvy (5874 posts) -

@starvinggamer: Is Ran The Man a rare spin-off of the Van Wilder movies that I've never heard about?!

#11 Posted by TheHT (12380 posts) -

It doesn't just cipher energy from your washer, it also fucks your wife and fathers your children. Shoulda bought an Xbox.

--Ran Davies

#12 Posted by Winternet (8240 posts) -

I googled Ran Davis, but my safe search was turned off. Don't . . Don't ever do that.

#13 Posted by rapsney (35 posts) -

" PS4 allows you yo make the best toast man has ever seen since the invention of the toaster by Franklin Roosevelt in 1806. Not a burnt slice in the loaf from my testing. The best feature being that as soon as your toast is sufficiently heated, you can hit the share button and BOOM, share your toast with your friends list instantly."

--Ran Davis

#14 Posted by ripelivejam (6197 posts) -

Ran "Runny" Davis :\