Jeff and Ryan's future selves are Florida lawyers (proof inside)

So, many of you have already seen Jeff's older self from the future, John Morgan:

Well, someone on NeoGAF was in Florida when they spotted a billboard for Future Jeff's law firm. They had a laugh until they saw another lawyer on the back side of the very same billboard:

So, yeah.

We should all prepare ourselves for the very real possibility that within the next few months, we will hear that Jeff and Ryan have mysteriously vanished after their car drove into a strange inexplicable electrical storm on the night of a classified government exercise.

That third picture is seedy as hell. It just emanates sleaze.

Who names their kid Ultima?

@Bocam said:

Who names their kid Ultima?

Toyota Sr.

@BestUsernameEver said:

@Bocam said:

Who names their kid Ultima?

Toyota Sr.

Richard Garriot

@JeanLuc said:

@BestUsernameEver said:

@Bocam said:

Who names their kid Ultima?

Toyota Sr.

Richard Garriot

Him too.

lawyer jeff is creeping me out lol

@Ben_H said:

That third picture is seedy as hell. It just emanates sleaze.

Haha, looks like he's about to fist the photographer.

@EVO said:

@Ben_H said:

That third picture is seedy as hell. It just emanates sleaze.

Haha, looks like he's about to fist the photographer.

he's GOTTA be a mob lawyer. GOTTA BE.

He should name the next child Stygian Abyss and then blame grandfather.

@gaminghooligan said:

lawyer jeff is creeping me out lol

Same here. I can feel his eyes peering into my soul.

That future Jeff really seems like a cross from Jeff and that due from IGN, forget his name. Fucking creepy though.

Man, this community finds so really weird stuff.

@Bocam said:

Who names their kid Ultima?

Carnies.

@SirPsychoSexy said:

That future Jeff really seems like a cross from Jeff and that due from IGN, forget his name. Fucking creepy though.

The dude with the talk show? I can't remember his name either.

@Nottle said:

@SirPsychoSexy said:

That future Jeff really seems like a cross from Jeff and that due from IGN, forget his name. Fucking creepy though.

The dude with the talk show? I can't remember his name either.

Just saw an ad for it on IGN, looks like Greg Miller and Jeff.

*monocle drops*

ULTIMA MORGAN

That is the best name.

That second guy might as well be Saul Goodman with that ad.

Better call Saul!

Er, Sholes.

@SaturdayNightSpecials said:

ULTIMA MORGAN

That is the best name.

It gives you the ultimate!

"Im John Morgan of Morgan & Morgan. Offices, Tampa."

Ultima Morgan is one Japanese video game-ass name, and it's perfect.

@Godlyawesomeguy said:

Ultima Morgan is one Japanese video game-ass name, and it's perfect.

Ultima "S-Rank" Morgan

That billboard would be perfect if Ron Sholes just changed his name to "Ronnie Sholes."

@SaturdayNightSpecials said:

ULTIMA MORGAN

That is the best name.

Just call me Ultima. Everyone calls me that.

Isn't that right, Zach?

This is really all I can think about at this point.

So Jeff really IS the pooper looper?

Ron Sholes? More like Ron's Holes, AM I RIGHT?

Morgan and Morgan...for the People.

Also, welcome to Central Florida.

If somebody can call their kid Ultima, then I'm naming mine Luminaire.

Current theories are this:

A) Rich Gallup will send Jeff and Ryan back in time on a Time Trotters mission to save Legend of Kage from the jerks at Nuke.com. Unfortunately, the time machine will break, trapping Jeff and Ryan in 1985. Realizing that videogames are stupid and for children, the two decide to do adult things, like wear suits and be lawyers. Jeff marries a woman named "Ultima" because of course he does. They change their names and identities to prevent a time paradox from occuring, but retain the first letter of their given names.

B) Jeff and Ryan do a Quick Look of a shitty game and make fun of it. Unfortunately, the game was developed by a wizard. When a press packet arrives in the office containing a pair of amulets for Jeff and Ryan, they're sent hurtling back in time.

C) No time travel is involved. Jeff and Ryan were bitten by lawyers years ago, and on the night of a full moon, they transform into TV attorneys to represent injured workers and people convicted of "gun and sex crimes."

Creepy....

When I was visiting Orlando in the US of Gay, that Morgan dude was everywhere! "for the people"

Her sister Wizardry is a total fox.

OMG that second ad! A LAW FIRM OF MILITARY VETERANS FIGHTING FOR YOU!

@Daryl said:

When I was visiting Orlando in the US of Gay,

huh?

Two questions ...

Does John Morgan look healthy to you?

And: Is "Weapon" a common last-name in the US?

Ha, ha, I've been watching Morgan spit his slogan on TV my whole life here.  I'm afraid his resemblance to Jeff kind of disappears when you see his face in motion.

a law firm of military veterans fighting for me? does this mean that Ryan is going to get so sucked in by military shooters, that he's going to enlist in the military?

@SaturdayNightSpecials said:

ULTIMA MORGAN

That is the best name.

Just call me Ultima. Everyone calls me that.

Isn't that right, Zach?

EEAauughh! The Jeff one is surreal.

@JoeyRavn said:

Ron Sholes? More like Ron's Holes, AM I RIGHT?

Due to your avatar I imagined Batman saying that.

that's pretty funny. future jeff looks like his looking threw my me.