#1 Edited by Crushed (884 posts) -

So, many of you have already seen Jeff's older self from the future, John Morgan:

Well, someone on NeoGAF was in Florida when they spotted a billboard for Future Jeff's law firm. They had a laugh until they saw another lawyer on the back side of the very same billboard:

So, yeah.

We should all prepare ourselves for the very real possibility that within the next few months, we will hear that Jeff and Ryan have mysteriously vanished after their car drove into a strange inexplicable electrical storm on the night of a classified government exercise.

#2 Posted by Ben_H (3441 posts) -

That third picture is seedy as hell. It just emanates sleaze.

#3 Posted by Bocam (3832 posts) -

Who names their kid Ultima?

#4 Edited by BestUsernameEver (4825 posts) -

@Bocam said:

Who names their kid Ultima?

Toyota Sr.

#5 Posted by JeanLuc (3608 posts) -

@BestUsernameEver said:

@Bocam said:

Who names their kid Ultima?

Toyota Sr.

Richard Garriot

#6 Posted by BestUsernameEver (4825 posts) -

@JeanLuc said:

@BestUsernameEver said:

@Bocam said:

Who names their kid Ultima?

Toyota Sr.

Richard Garriot

Him too.

#7 Posted by gaminghooligan (1483 posts) -

lawyer jeff is creeping me out lol

#8 Posted by EVO (3941 posts) -

@Ben_H said:

That third picture is seedy as hell. It just emanates sleaze.

Haha, looks like he's about to fist the photographer.

#9 Posted by Animasta (14728 posts) -

@EVO said:

@Ben_H said:

That third picture is seedy as hell. It just emanates sleaze.

Haha, looks like he's about to fist the photographer.

he's GOTTA be a mob lawyer. GOTTA BE.

#10 Edited by EXTomar (4951 posts) -

He should name the next child Stygian Abyss and then blame grandfather.

#11 Posted by _Zombie_ (1462 posts) -

@gaminghooligan said:

lawyer jeff is creeping me out lol

Same here. I can feel his eyes peering into my soul.

#12 Posted by SirPsychoSexy (1331 posts) -

That future Jeff really seems like a cross from Jeff and that due from IGN, forget his name. Fucking creepy though.

#13 Posted by joshthebear (2700 posts) -

Man, this community finds so really weird stuff.

#14 Posted by Kerned (1169 posts) -

@Bocam said:

Who names their kid Ultima?

Carnies.

#15 Posted by Nottle (1915 posts) -

@SirPsychoSexy said:

That future Jeff really seems like a cross from Jeff and that due from IGN, forget his name. Fucking creepy though.

The dude with the talk show? I can't remember his name either.

#16 Posted by Nottle (1915 posts) -

@Nottle said:

@SirPsychoSexy said:

That future Jeff really seems like a cross from Jeff and that due from IGN, forget his name. Fucking creepy though.

The dude with the talk show? I can't remember his name either.

Just saw an ad for it on IGN, looks like Greg Miller and Jeff.

#17 Posted by Bigandtasty (3204 posts) -

*monocle drops*

#18 Posted by SaturdayNightSpecials (2446 posts) -

ULTIMA MORGAN

That is the best name.

#19 Posted by Strife777 (1614 posts) -

That second guy might as well be Saul Goodman with that ad.

#20 Posted by csl316 (9499 posts) -

Better call Saul!

Er, Sholes.

#21 Posted by Bigandtasty (3204 posts) -

@SaturdayNightSpecials said:

ULTIMA MORGAN

That is the best name.

It gives you the ultimate!

#22 Posted by flasaltine (1711 posts) -

"Im John Morgan of Morgan & Morgan. Offices, Tampa."

#23 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6403 posts) -

Ultima Morgan is one Japanese video game-ass name, and it's perfect.

#24 Posted by RollingZeppelin (2112 posts) -

@Godlyawesomeguy said:

Ultima Morgan is one Japanese video game-ass name, and it's perfect.

Ultima "S-Rank" Morgan

#25 Posted by McGhee (6075 posts) -

That billboard would be perfect if Ron Sholes just changed his name to "Ronnie Sholes."

#26 Posted by AndrewB (7691 posts) -

@SaturdayNightSpecials said:

ULTIMA MORGAN

That is the best name.

Just call me Ultima. Everyone calls me that.

Isn't that right, Zach?

#27 Posted by BoG (5192 posts) -

This is really all I can think about at this point.

#28 Posted by beepmachine (617 posts) -

So Jeff really IS the pooper looper?

#29 Posted by JoeyRavn (4984 posts) -

Ron Sholes? More like Ron's Holes, AM I RIGHT?

#30 Posted by glasswall52 (71 posts) -

Morgan and Morgan...for the People.

Also, welcome to Central Florida.

#31 Posted by Canteu (2821 posts) -

If somebody can call their kid Ultima, then I'm naming mine Luminaire.

#32 Posted by Crushed (884 posts) -

Current theories are this:

A) Rich Gallup will send Jeff and Ryan back in time on a Time Trotters mission to save Legend of Kage from the jerks at Nuke.com. Unfortunately, the time machine will break, trapping Jeff and Ryan in 1985. Realizing that videogames are stupid and for children, the two decide to do adult things, like wear suits and be lawyers. Jeff marries a woman named "Ultima" because of course he does. They change their names and identities to prevent a time paradox from occuring, but retain the first letter of their given names.

B) Jeff and Ryan do a Quick Look of a shitty game and make fun of it. Unfortunately, the game was developed by a wizard. When a press packet arrives in the office containing a pair of amulets for Jeff and Ryan, they're sent hurtling back in time.

C) No time travel is involved. Jeff and Ryan were bitten by lawyers years ago, and on the night of a full moon, they transform into TV attorneys to represent injured workers and people convicted of "gun and sex crimes."

#33 Posted by Kyreo (4602 posts) -

Creepy....

#34 Posted by Daryl (1781 posts) -

When I was visiting Orlando in the US of Gay, that Morgan dude was everywhere! "for the people"

#35 Posted by Brodehouse (10134 posts) -

Her sister Wizardry is a total fox.

#36 Posted by Bourbon_Warrior (4523 posts) -

OMG that second ad! A LAW FIRM OF MILITARY VETERANS FIGHTING FOR YOU!

#37 Posted by thedj93 (1237 posts) -

@Daryl said:

When I was visiting Orlando in the US of Gay,

huh?

#38 Posted by obcdexter (656 posts) -

Two questions ...

Does John Morgan look healthy to you?

And: Is "Weapon" a common last-name in the US?

#39 Posted by JP_Russell (1174 posts) -

Ha, ha, I've been watching Morgan spit his slogan on TV my whole life here.  I'm afraid his resemblance to Jeff kind of disappears when you see his face in motion.

#40 Posted by AjayRaz (12477 posts) -

a law firm of military veterans fighting for me? does this mean that Ryan is going to get so sucked in by military shooters, that he's going to enlist in the military?

#41 Posted by Legend (2664 posts) -
@AndrewB

@SaturdayNightSpecials said:

ULTIMA MORGAN

That is the best name.

Just call me Ultima. Everyone calls me that.

Isn't that right, Zach?

YES!
#42 Posted by Aleryn (705 posts) -

EEAauughh! The Jeff one is surreal.

#43 Posted by 42manZ (105 posts) -

@JoeyRavn said:

Ron Sholes? More like Ron's Holes, AM I RIGHT?

Due to your avatar I imagined Batman saying that.

#44 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

that's pretty funny. future jeff looks like his looking threw my me.