#1 Posted by LKPOWER (154 posts) -

So I put together this clip that outlines Jeff's foundation for his presidential platform. Enjoy

#2 Posted by codynewill (166 posts) -

Everyone who votes for Jeff gets a 40, a copy of Saints Row The Third, and a ticket to space.

#3 Posted by TheUnsavedHero (1255 posts) -

@codynewill said:

Everyone who votes for Jeff gets a 40, a copy of Saints Row The Third, and a ticket to space.

Sold! Write-in will happen.

#4 Posted by Baconbot (113 posts) -

@codynewill said:

Everyone who votes for Jeff gets a 40, a copy of Saints Row The Third, and a ticket to space.

I support this and Jeff 2012.

#5 Posted by RelentlessKnight (963 posts) -

VOTE FOR THE GERSTMANN

#6 Posted by damnboyadvance (4059 posts) -

He'd be the best Republican candidate, for sure.

#7 Posted by Nux (2305 posts) -

@codynewill said:

Everyone who votes for Jeff gets a 40, a copy of Saints Row The Third, and a ticket to space.

Sold!

#8 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

Jeffinites! Where are you when your god needs you the most?

#9 Posted by h0lgr (908 posts) -
@codynewill said:

Everyone who votes for Jeff gets a 40, a copy of Saints Row The Third, and a ticket to space.

That sounds exactly like something Jeff would say. Are you sure you're not just Jeff, on his 2nd account trying to promote his presidential campaign?
Either way, I sign wherever needs to be signed!
#10 Posted by EarlessShrimp (1631 posts) -

Awww shit... I was going to vote for optimus prime, but you make a compelling case.

#11 Posted by spankingaddict (2659 posts) -

I LOVE the Florida hate in this clip .

#12 Posted by Swoxx (2988 posts) -

@codynewill said:

Everyone who votes for Jeff gets a 40, a copy of Saints Row The Third, and a ticket to space.

Sign me the fuck up!

#13 Posted by wild_fire987 (49 posts) -

Nothing stops the GERSTMANN!

#14 Posted by Deranged (1837 posts) -

I vote for the Gerstmann!

#15 Posted by scarace360 (4828 posts) -

Can i vote for jeff even though im in Canada? Either way im fucking voting for him.

#16 Posted by Orangefreak92 (60 posts) -

SPF FUCK YOU!

Gerstmann for 2012.

#17 Posted by zyn (2591 posts) -

ADD MY VOTE!

#18 Posted by Interfect (978 posts) -

Can Jeff also be the Prime Minister of Canada? And king of the world while he's at it?

#19 Posted by Jadeskye (4366 posts) -

@codynewill said:

Everyone who votes for Jeff gets a 40, a copy of Saints Row The Third, and a ticket to space.

i'm british, can i vote for president gerstmann for world leader?

#20 Posted by codynewill (166 posts) -

@h0lgr: I'm just his fake campaign manager for now, but if Jeff's down, we'll talk about the logistics of getting everybody the aforementioned goodies.

@TheUnsavedHero: A Jeff Gerstmann write-in would be incredible.

#21 Posted by TehBuLL (592 posts) -

Jeff's politician comb-over and choice camera angles make me want to vote for him. Can't help it, that's how I've been trained.

#22 Posted by RiotBananas (3600 posts) -

yes we gerst-can

#23 Edited by CptBedlam (4449 posts) -

@LKPOWER:

Let's get the campaign rollin, guys!

#24 Posted by weegieanawrench (1935 posts) -

If you don't vote for Jeff, you get the murder slingshot when he wins.

#25 Posted by Sweep (8817 posts) -

Fuck pennies!

Moderator
#26 Posted by harinosho (593 posts) -

Always be Jeffing!!

#27 Posted by Pepsiman (2459 posts) -

I dunno, guys. Jeff makes for a great candidate and all, but is he going to be able to stand up to the scrutiny once the pundits get their hands on this? It's hard to say, but I'm not so optimistic on his prospects.

#28 Posted by VisariLoyalist (2990 posts) -

Jeff for emperor of the moon!

#29 Posted by Still_I_Cry (2494 posts) -

Anything is better than the current President!

Jeff far surpasses him in all ways.

He has my vote :D