Jeff... Virtual Sex that can feel "real"

Check it out. So... Jeff totally has the Rift and the Novint Falcon. He just needs to get a hold of the last item and bam. Giant Bombs game of the year 2014.

Come on Jeff. I know you read these forums. do it! At least make a video messing around with it or something :P

http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/real-sex-virtual-reality-oculus-rift-tenga

I think there's only one missing piece..... Second Life and then it's perfection.

At first, I was like:

But then I was like:

^ yep

Evil zaibatsu Jeff is the best Jeff.

we have come a long way from Lawnmower Man

Thought the spam bots were starting to get real specific all of a sudden.

I don't know what's more disturbing, the device or the sad expression on the character.

I remember a similar thread on this very subject a while back. I'm somewhat speechless.

That was my first thought too...

My second thought was finally my dream game is becoming a reality!

Still going to be a while for me. It won't be able to stand up to the amount of force I'm used to using. It's just not the same. I mean, what am I supposed to do? Go for the donkeypunch, and put my fist through my monitor? I'll wait for the sexdroids.

@psylah said:

I can understand a person wanting to fuck a computer lady. But this. This is something else entirely. Reminds me of a video I saw where a journalist went to Japan and stayed at a "cuddle hotel" (I don't know the real name) where he paid money to have a fully-clothed woman lie next to him for hours and not say anything. Some things I just won't ever understand... hopefully.

I won't get to have sex with aliens, I at least want sex with robots.

@brodehouse: Goddamn Right!

I seriously don't know how this hasn't been locked yet. The URL kind of leads to porn. So... whatever though.

@development said:

@psylah said:

I can understand a person wanting to fuck a computer lady. But this. This is something else entirely. Reminds me of a video I saw where a journalist went to Japan and stayed at a "cuddle hotel" (I don't know the real name) where he paid money to have a fully-clothed woman lie next to him for hours and not say anything. Some things I just won't ever understand... hopefully.

That made me sad. :( I used to be in that kind of position, it wasn't any fun.

This is wrong.

Hatsune Miku can't be everybody's waifu can she?

@vuud: GET AWAY FROM MY MIKU

You can have meiko.

Virtual polygamy isn't illegal, is it?

@crithon: And here, my first thought was the sex (?) scene from Demolition Man.

That's your concern with this?

@crithon: Just like my first time :)

I think this is the weirdest freaking thing ever.

Yeah that's your concern? We can all share. Sharing is caring!

The thread title is just fantastic.

@exiledastronaut said:

@development said:

@psylah said:

I can understand a person wanting to fuck a computer lady. But this. This is something else entirely. Reminds me of a video I saw where a journalist went to Japan and stayed at a "cuddle hotel" (I don't know the real name) where he paid money to have a fully-clothed woman lie next to him for hours and not say anything. Some things I just won't ever understand... hopefully.

That made me sad. :( I used to be in that kind of position, it wasn't any fun.

Yeah I bet getting paid to cuddle with grown men isn't any fun.

We all know VHS won because of porn. If the rift is gonna support this thing its a winner for sure !

Why wouldn't the rift support it? I don't think they ever said they going to be in the business of what can be approved and what can't.

I just remembered the early 90's had a decent amount of films with virtual sex scenes. Lawnmower Man. Demolition Man. Timecop, I think, had a scene.

Good job, Hollywood. You predicted the future.

You mean this one right?

http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-travel/the-japanese-love-industry

@artisanbreads said:

@exiledastronaut said:

@development said:

@psylah said:

I can understand a person wanting to fuck a computer lady. But this. This is something else entirely. Reminds me of a video I saw where a journalist went to Japan and stayed at a "cuddle hotel" (I don't know the real name) where he paid money to have a fully-clothed woman lie next to him for hours and not say anything. Some things I just won't ever understand... hopefully.

That made me sad. :( I used to be in that kind of position, it wasn't any fun.

Yeah I bet getting paid to cuddle with grown men isn't any fun.

The worst part? They didn't even tip me.

Time Cop didn't get as far as sex. It was just a nude woman posing and kind of writhing, and then the guy had the VR helmet ripped off his face.

Interesting.

Forget the virtual sex scenes, the sexiest thing in Demolition man was Sandra Bullock's ass in those spandex pants.

Oh yeah. It's been years -- probably since it came out -- but I guess I remembered it incorrectly. I thought she did what you said, and was about to perform a "sex act" (trying to clean it up here), but it got ripped off his head before that could happen.

Maybe that's what adolescent version of me wanted to remember.

So, uh, Timecop. Am I right, guys?

When the media gets a hold of this and convinces your grandma that this is what all video games are like it will make future family reunions very awkward if you are considered the "gamer" of your family.

I would consume that content.

As long as I can have my Rin-chan. I'm set.

@demoskinos:

Is that a girl? Not that there's anything wrong if it isn't, but I genuinely can't tell.

@seveword: pedophilia

Is virtual sex/masturbation going to get so extremely intricate that one day normal wankin' and jankin' will loop back around to being the crazy new things?
"Hey guys, eject your digital media drive of super slut anime girls from you robo sex machine, I just discovered that if you touch yourself with your own hand, down there! It feels totally awesome! You gotta try it!"