Kane and Lynch 2 announced! Who will to review it at giantbomb

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#1  Edited By halocursed

I just  heard about kane lynch 2 which was announced recently, who do you think should review the game:-)  
Sorry, for the mistake in the title mistyped it

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#2  Edited By Andorski

Hopefully no one.  I like it better when Giant Bomb just review games people care about.

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#3  Edited By MetalR

Jeff should review it, but I think Brad is going to review it.

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#4  Edited By iamjohn
@Andorski said:
" Hopefully no one.  I like it better when Giant Bomb just review games people care about. "
BAM!!! 
 
Too bad the first game sold pretty damn well so people obviously do care. :\ 
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#5  Edited By Mushir

If Jeff reviews it then this site is gonna explode with new visitors because of the whole controversy.

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#6  Edited By Pibo47

Jeff should just 5 star it and ask not to get fired this time phahaha

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#7  Edited By apathylad

Probably Jeff. I don't know if any of the other members on staff played the first, so ideally Mr. Gerstmann would be able to weigh in on the improvements, changes, etc., if there are any.

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#8  Edited By sjschmidt93
@Pibo47 said:
" Jeff should just 5 star it and ask not to get fired this time phahaha "
Nobody can fire him this time around.
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#9  Edited By iamjohn
@SJSchmidt93 said:
" @Pibo47 said:
" Jeff should just 5 star it and ask not to get fired this time phahaha "
Nobody can fire him this time around. "

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#10  Edited By Kohe321

I hope Jeff does.

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#11  Edited By Andorski
@SJSchmidt93 said:
" @Pibo47 said:
" Jeff should just 5 star it and ask not to get fired this time phahaha "
Nobody can fire him this time around. "
Eidos will give Ryan, Brad, and Vinny money hats and a mutiny on the S.S. Giant Bomb will occur.
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#12  Edited By jakob187

Duh, we know we all want Jeff to review it.

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#13  Edited By fwylo

Go Go Jeff Review

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#14  Edited By apathylad
@jakob187 said:
" Duh, we know we all want Jeff to review it. "
Since Giantbomb started receiving ads from games like Halo 3: ODST and Assassin's Creed II, would anyone else find it ironic if the site was covered with Kane and Lynch ads when the sequel comes out?
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#15  Edited By RHCPfan24
@jakob187 said:
" Duh, we know we all want Jeff to review it. "
I agree!! Brad...Ryan...Vinny...even Dave or Drew (or Andy!!) could review it, but we only really want Jeff to do it.
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#16  Edited By JoelTGM
@Apathylad said:
" @jakob187 said:
" Duh, we know we all want Jeff to review it. "
Since Giantbomb started receiving ads from games like Halo 3: ODST and Assassin's Creed II, would anyone else find it ironic if the site was covered with Kane and Lynch ads when the sequel comes out? "
I'd like to see that, and then watch Jeff give it 2 stars and not get fired.
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#17  Edited By Yummylee

I want to review it!!! But out of the staff, i think there should each be a seperate review from each member of staff =P
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#18  Edited By Ignor

Jeff. 
Tuxedo. 
Elevator music.

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#19  Edited By MetalR

And what if it is actually a good game?

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#20  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

Oh please make it Jeff.

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#21  Edited By Brunchies

Jeff, its only fitting because the creation of this site spawned from his review of the first game. 

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Jeff has to, theres no other way around it.

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#23  Edited By Somadude

Jeff should, but then he should give it 1/5 and then all the text review says is..... eat me.
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#24  Edited By MetalGearSunny

It only makes sense for Jeff to review it because he has played and reviewed the first. The fact that he lost his last job over it should have nothing to do with the review here. Grow up, guys.

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#25  Edited By Kibblez

The best thing they can do is simply review the game and it give it the review it deserves. That would be truly classy of them

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#26  Edited By dbz1995

The Gersmagglefraggle.

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#27  Edited By Spike94
@Apathylad said:
" @jakob187 said:
" Duh, we know we all want Jeff to review it. "
Since Giantbomb started receiving ads from games like Halo 3: ODST and Assassin's Creed II, would anyone else find it ironic if the site was covered with Kane and Lynch ads when the sequel comes out? "

I so would. o.o;
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#28  Edited By Video_Game_King

Kane & Lynch 2!? Why do crap games get sequels? Why is this becoming a media franchise, of sorts? (There's a movie, too.)

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#29  Edited By kenzo287
@MetalR said:
" And what if it is actually a good game? "
That's funny. You're funny man!
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#30  Edited By s-a-n-JR

Jeff needs to review it as part of his "confront your attacker" therapy :P
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#31  Edited By MeierTheRed

First game was abysmal so i'm willing to bet that the sequel will be just as shit. And how come these shitty games get a sequel?

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#32  Edited By spacetrucking

Believe it or not, the developers of Kane & Lynch had some serious pedigree going into this.So I'm looking forward to this because it could actually be a good game

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#33  Edited By Shifty_Mcfly

What would be even funnier is if Eidos asks to advertise on GB.

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#34  Edited By ch3burashka

LEAVE JEFF ALONE! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
*cry*

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#35  Edited By Bigandtasty
@Pibo47 said:
" Jeff should just 5 star it and ask not to get fired this time phahaha "
That would be a hilarious review. Just 5 stars and "Please don't fire me."
 
Anyway, obviously they'll have Luchadeer take the fall.
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#36  Edited By RagingLion

I want Jeff to review it since it's the perfect circle.  He should review it because objectively he was the one to review the last one and so knows it best.  And I reckon he will review because he will want to himself.  However I reckon there may only be a brief allusion to the whole GameSpot thing and that he'll generally just give a professional review.
 
But then this is Giant Bomb so maybe they'll do something really clever about it and make it a big deal.

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#37  Edited By Jost1

I'll review it right now: game is boring, brown-tinted, and ugly  :)

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#38  Edited By Rhaknar

I believe Jeff himself has said that he will review it in some bombcast... he said something like "its going to be weird when I review K&L2" 
 
besides Jeff usually reviews the shooters (except L4D2, but we knew he wasnt a big fan of the first). off the top of my head he reviewed gears 2, halo odst, mw2, borderlands, cod waw, killzone 2... probably more

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#39  Edited By Black_Rose
@jakob187 said:
" Duh, we know we all want Jeff to review it. "
Which is exactly why Coonce should do it. 
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#40  Edited By jakob187

You know what I think is funny? 
 
No one knows for sure that the K&L review was the real reason.  We can only speculate.  However, I'd like to see Jeff give a review for the game and flat-out give the reason for it.  Unfortunately, I think that there's some legal issue with all that.  I do remember there being an episode of Invisible Walls (or whatever the thing is called over at GameTrailers), and there was a guy on there that flat-out said that was the reason Jeff got fired...and even listed Jeff by name. 
 
Nonetheless, Jeff has to be the one to review this game.  It would only be fitting to see if he likes the second one.  If he does, then we know we're set.

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#41  Edited By joey

vinny

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#42  Edited By jmrwacko
@Kenzo287 said:
" @MetalR said:
" And what if it is actually a good game? "
That's funny. You're funny man! "
I feel like Metal's quote should be a bannable offense. Good thing I'm not a community moderator.
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#43  Edited By ArchScabby

Jeff, and he should give it 5 stars.  All the review should say is, "Just in case"

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#44  Edited By apathylad
@jakob187 said:
" You know what I think is funny?  No one knows for sure that the K&L review was the real reason.  We can only speculate.  However, I'd like to see Jeff give a review for the game and flat-out give the reason for it.  Unfortunately, I think that there's some legal issue with all that.  I do remember there being an episode of Invisible Walls (or whatever the thing is called over at GameTrailers), and there was a guy on there that flat-out said that was the reason Jeff got fired...and even listed Jeff by name.  Nonetheless, Jeff has to be the one to review this game.  It would only be fitting to see if he likes the second one.  If he does, then we know we're set. "
Yeah, Jeff was asked on XPlay once but he said he couldn't comment on what happened. Freelance journalist Frank Provo of Gamespot resigned soon after he was fired, and wrote an angry blog essentially saying that CNET sold out. It all sounded way too suspicious, but there was no official confirmation by anyone I think. Just curious, do you remember who the guy who went on Invisible Walls was? All I remember was Keighley bringing it up on the "Bonus Round" and Dan Hsu said Jeff may have slept with the boss' wife.
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#45  Edited By natetodamax

Coonce.

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#46  Edited By LiquidSwords

Video review should be Jeff just standing staring into the camera saying nothing for 2 minutes and just fade to black. Whatever he gives it pops up, end of video.
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#47  Edited By sanguis_Malus

Jeff should be given a cameo role in the new game.

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#48  Edited By delta_ass
@Apathylad said:

Yeah, Jeff was asked on XPlay once but he said he couldn't comment on what happened. Freelance journalist Frank Provo of Gamespot resigned soon after he was fired, and wrote an angry blog essentially saying that CNET sold out. It all sounded way too suspicious, but there was no official confirmation by anyone I think. Just curious, do you remember who the guy who went on Invisible Walls was? All I remember was Keighley bringing it up on the "Bonus Round" and Dan Hsu said Jeff may have slept with the boss' wife. "

 
That's silly.
 
Why would anybody's wife sleep with Jeff Gerstmann?
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#49  Edited By bed

COONCE should review this shit

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#50  Edited By dethfish

Who cares. Can't we get over this whole Kane and Lynch thing already?