Location Beef

With all this talk about Location X being inferior/superior to Location Y, I am disappointed that the wiki has not been updated to reflect such opinions.

I mean, these opinions are become so ubiquitous that they're almost fact now, right?

All I know is that Maine sucks and Jeff didn't read the email I wrote about it sucking because it was TOO REAL.

The Wiki is sacrosanct, duder.

Though, everyone knows Maine is a festering piece of shit occupied by backwoods flea people.

I am from Ontario, Canada, and I would like to be beefed.

Where's the beef?

This thread can only end well.

Anyone who lives outside of New York and thinks they're eating pizza is fucking crazy. Fuck non-New York pizza eaters.

I saw that exact same sentence on Craigslist's personals once.

All of my Canadian friends are from Calgary and they assure me that you are all a bunch of backwater yokels, though not as much as Toronto or Montreal.

I think the Italians would disagree. I'm no Italian, of course.

Location Beef sounds like a really terrible steak place

Everyone knows that Location X is better in every way, and the people in Location Y are a bunch of jerks.

Italian pizza isn't the same as American pizza. But you're right. My beef was too global. Let's just limit my beef to "anyone in the US outside of New York".

@brendan: I'm from Quebec sooooo...

Nope, not gonna get political. That cannot end well.

I thought this was going to be about farting at specific places.

Yeah, fuck Maine! It's like the Texas of the northeast! Only not as bad as actual Texas, thank god...

;)

@sanj: Agreed. We should all get along and not fuck up the Pale Blue Dot. I was born in Ballina, Ireland, live in NYC for my early childhood, then New Jersey, then Florida. I now reside in Kansas, and there are 2 unifying facts about all of the areas:

1. Every location has some people that suck.

2. Every location could be awesome if we all strove to get along a bit better.

Oh hey!

Prairie people are redneck assholes that may be inbred, Ontario is a giant anus (only shit comes out and some dicks go in), Quebec is desperately does not want to be Canadian but wants to be somewhat Canadian to keep all the benefits, and the maritimes are completely forgettable. Pacific coast for life

mmm beef

@truthtellah:

I guess I shouldn't be surprised a Texan would resort to physical violence to solve a dispute...

As a former resident of Wyoming, fuck Montana and their pompous Big Sky nonsense, thinking they own Yellowstone National Park. THEY'VE ONLY GOT A FUCKING SLIVER.

@truthtellah:

Oh, I'm just playing...

Hahaha...

But seriously Texas is hell on earth, which might make it worse than actual hell.

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I live in San Diego, CA.

Fuck this state.

The Grand Canyon is America's butt crack, and the rest of Arizona is its pile of shit.