Main character of the last game you played is..

Morrigan II, most glorious Halfling Reaver and my current Tales of Maj'Eyal character. Facing that lady means being constantly infected with all kinds of disgusting diseases, cursed and - when that isn't enough - being pulled towards her via bone claw to enjoy the company of Malediction and Morrigor, her two best friends. An infected axe and a sword that consumes your soul and steals the victims abilities. Seems like a bad way to go. Should've asked me this while I was playing one of those ineffectual assholes that primarily emitted high-pitched screams and pathetically perma-died in the beginner areas while pissing their pants.

Joke's gonna be on her though when she finds out that the abilities she stole basically amount to staring at a computer screen a lot.

Dasvidaniya! *points AK in your general direction*

Dante from DMC 3 would kill my ass real fast and probably in a super amusing way too.

My lady assassin in Dragon's Dogma, and her pawn would probably be involved, which would make me extra fucked.

Hotline Miami

Hmm, I'm fucked.

My lady assassin in Dragon's Dogma, and her pawn would probably be involved, which would make me extra fucked.

Oliver from Ni No Kuni.

Doesn't look like much of a threat, but he's a mean motherfucker.

Lucas from Mother 3. He has the power of LOVE, guys. It really is the ultimate power.

I'm the only one who is going to answer this, as the last game I played was Starhawk. So the dude from that. He can't take much punishment and unless he has a ship in orbit to send in help I think it would be a pretty even fight. I mean he's faster and stronger and more proficient in shooting firearms than me, but if I shot him in the back that would probably take care of things.

Booker Dewitt...crap.

The last Spirit Monk from Jade Empire. He may show mercy seeing as walks the path of the open palm or he could shatter my spine.

Mr.N is going to beat me like he beats his dog :(

Hey if you can get the first hit you'll probably be fine, just don't stand near any doors. And at least it will be over in a second.

Spelunky Guy. Not too concerned because just about anything kills that motherfucker. Before that it was Lara Croft though, so hopefully she didn't get the memo.

Duke Nukem

Joel and Ellie, so I'm screwed. But I suppose I'm glad it's not a clicker/roamer trying to get me instead?

Joel and Ellie, so I'm screwed. But I suppose I'm glad it's not a clicker/roamer trying to get me instead?

Joel from Last of Us. I'm not fucking with that guy.

Can't stop the Boss of the Saints. Might as well join em.

Joel from Last of Us. I'm not fucking with that guy.

The Boss from Saints Row. I won't survive.

Er a B27 bomber from War Thunder? Shit.

My main character from Saint's Row... I'm screwed. Although she is pretty hot...

Me as a Forgeborn I guess?

The retard from plants vs. zombies 2? I think i could take him.

Level 85 Warrior from Dark Souls with a big ass sword taller than me.

I'm fine since i don't have the compulsion to run at him in a straight line like every enemy in that game.

I don't know who the main character is technically, but I'm going to say Diablo.

So Diablo is going to kill me. Either that or my barbarian. Either way, I'm dead.

John Marston.

I've been playing the Game of the Year Edition of "Red Dead Redemption" non-stop, since I bought it last month, and I love it. I haven't finished it yet, but I think it's one of the best games I've ever played.

This would be my answer.

Even without his demons, my character has all 4 -dyne skills, Agi- and Zio- are at +6, Zan- is at +5, and Bufu- is at +4, plus he has Megidola, Mediarama, Makarakarn, and Tetrakarn.

For the uninitiated, that's heavy fire, electricity, force(wind), and ice damage, plus medium almighty damage (can't block it), plus medium heal, and can reflect any magical or physical attacks I may be able to throw at him.

By the way, I spent about 20 minutes in the upcoming Community Podcast talking about how easy it is to break SMTIV's mechanics, so... yeah, I'm fucked.

Oh shit, Agent 47..

Just beat hitman absolution.

So dead.

The SR Boss.

So yea, he'll probably rip my head off and piss down the hole while singing Opposites Attract.

Aside from a variety of Multiplayer and unfinished games, my latest finished one would be Dragon's Dogma I think.

So yes, I'm probably screwed. My character was broken as shit by the time I got tired of it.

Jason Brody (Far Cry 3)

While he is an excellent hunter, he's also very easy to get the drop on. And easily manipulated.

the mayor of my pixel people town, the fuck do i care? he's comprised of like 12 pixels

Kaitlin Greenbriar (Gone Home), well Sam is more the main character but either way i think im gonna be ok. Or am I.........

Kratos so I'm totally fucked HE KILLED ZEUS THE KING OF GODS I STAND NO CHANCE =c

Been playing Warframe. I'll probably be dead before I can finissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Sam Fisher.

I am completely screwed.

The sims, so I guess if I just keep putting things on my way I should be fine.

The Boss from Saints Row. Considering all of the insane shit she has done I'm pretty much screwed.

Jason Brody

Him and his tatau can come at me, brah

... me.

XCOM: Enemy Unknown

Alph from Pikmin 3. I think I'm good.

Oh... i was hoping this thread was a game where you drop hints about what the main character is and the person below has to guess it. And then they give their hints. That would of been fun.

But, anyway, the Saints Row 3 guy... whatever his name is.

Red Savarin.

I have to ourun giant robots, so, it's not looking good.