Male Giant Bombers, Can You GROW Beard??

Yeah, didn't look too good to be honest. But it would take 7-10 days for me to develop the beard-effect.

What is this "Male Giant Bombers" business? Are you saying female Giant Bombers can't grow a beard? Get the fuck out of my face with your misogynist agenda!

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Yes, I can grow a beard.

I have a beard.

Does neck beard count?

To my everlasting shame, I cannot grow a decent beard. The best I can do is some scruffy chin-hairs.

if by beard you mean pedo-stache then yes.

Yeah, it grows quite quickly within a week or two and looks alright. I usually trim it for about a month then shave it all off and repeat.

Yup. That was after a month of "no shave November"

Yes, I fucking hate trimming a long beard though so I usually keep it at 5-10 day long stubble (I guess it's not really stubble but it's not what I call beard length)

No :(

I can grow a full beard, but I haven't had one in a while. Clean-shaven > beard.

What kind of person in a used-to-be-filled-with-vikings country would I be if I couldn't.
Ugh, just the thought of not being able to makes me sad

Yes, i usually keep it at a nice thick stubble. I can't stand being clean shaven, it feels "wrong".

Yes/no. It grows in clumps and never very thick. When I don't shave for a week the lower half of my chin looks like a hairy scrotum without the wrinkles. I also can't grow facial hair in the moustache area. I have never had to shave there my entire life and its barren of hair.

It makes me very sad that I'm not able to as well. As a kid it's the only reason I was looking forward to getting older and growing up. I dreamt of the day I could grow facial hair but it will never be. Get your shit together science!

Yes I could, but I can't since it violates the terms of my work agreement. Stupid safety standards.

Yes

Why only males?

I go with a stache/goatee like Patrick, but I trim it real short like Timothy Olyphant on Justified except I'm nowhere near as handsome. If I shave it off I look like Jim Norton, probably because I shave my head too.

I've never tried for longer than two weeks, but after those two weeks it wasn't looking real hot, yo. I can't really grow anything in the "Hitler-area" of my upper lip, and the moustache doesn't connect very well with the cheeks and chin. I wish I could grow a real beard.

I don't think so. Whenever I try to let it grow out its so itchy that I decide not to deal with it anymore. Maybe that goes away the more you grow it out, though...but I don't know.

I can but I hate long beards; too messy and tough to keep clean and kempt. Trim it every day to 12-9mm.

No.

I'm much more interested in how many female Giant Bombers can grow a beard.

But to answer this: Saddly I can. Super annoying, if it was a bit cheaper I would shoot lasers at my face to stop it.

Yes, it keeps my face warm.

Also, why is this for male giant bombers only? Some females can grow beards.

SEXIST BULLSHIT!

No, but then I don't feel I live a beardy sort of life.

I've seen many women with beards.

I can grow a pretty nice beard, I've gone through puberty.

Yeah but mine just stops growing at like...2 centimeters long and just looks messy and unkempt and pubic.

Rocking a handlebar mustache and trimmed the beard down to a triangular shape. Now I just need to learn how to fence and I can hop into my time travel machine and blend in.

Beard on brothers and sisters.

I feel you not being able to grow in certain spot-ness. With my facial hair, the mustache, soul patch, and lower beard never connect, so even at my best I get a sort of Bon Iver looking thing going.

It's so frustrating! You're so close, damn it!

Nope, I'm 30 years old and I can't grow any kind of facial hair. My face isn't completely hair free so I do occasionally have to shave but it is just so thin and sparse it doesn't form into any thing.

I suppose I could, but it probably wouldn't look very good.

Also I don't think generic metal-head-guy looks particularly badass, but whatever.

I can, but I try to keep it at stubble.

Nope, just comes in all patchy. I'm only 21 so fingers crossed for the future...

I have all the cool facial hair and nice full chest hair, but it has never really gotten me anything more overheated during the summer. Also having a beard / a lot of facial hair as well as really long hair is just a nuisance and makes me unnecessarily warmer / sweatier as well.

Yes. I can grow a beard very quickly.

Yeah, but I keep it short so it doesn't annoy me and/or look too unkempt.

The cheeks are too spotty. I could grow a decent goatee but that's not my style. My dad was the same way at my age but he's had terrific beards off and on again throughout the years, so I'm not worried.

Well, here is what I have right now. My second attempt at growing facial hair (well...second one I kept for any length of time). Feedback welcome.

I have had a nicely groomed, beard for years, and I don't plan on getting rid of it.

Yep, and I even have red hair to boot; Norse blood reigns supreme.

Eh. Not really. Not one that I could be satisfied with, anyway, and I'd rather be clean-shaven.

I've got a shaolin master goatee.

Yes.

Weird that it is considered not bad ass if you can't.

Having a beard makes you look older, and not having one makes you look younger.

As I get older the idea of looking younger is actually fairly appealing.

Yeah, sorta. I keep it around out of pity.

Prove it.

@jjweatherman:

You will understand if I am uncomfortable showing my face.