Another day, another tale of that old Australian bloke who probably has no real right to be passing judgement on something he seems only marginally informed on...
Michael Atkinson, that wacky South Australia Attorney General who thinks all gamers are children who need to be shielded from distressing material, apparently had a threatening note from a gamer slipped under his door. Atkinson was also involved in introducing laws to outlaw motorcycle gangs in SA. The conclusion he's drawn from this single note? All gamers are to be feared more than a bunch of dudes covered in tattoos and riding motorbikes. Not that he's drawing a long bow to aid his current hyperbole-fuelled crusade.
Gamers scarier than bikies: Michael Atkinson
Michael Atkinson is afraid of gamers
Another day, another extremist fucking up the world for everybody else. I'll let you interpret that as you wish.
Well to be fair, you'd hear a biker riding towards you on a motorcycle. A gamer might just try and snipe you from the shadows.
" I'm also scared of gamers. "What's there to be scared of? The stereotypes aren't true; we won't demand your firstborn daughter and then rot her womb with our flawed genetics. All we want with her is to feel her boobs once, JUST ONCE.
Also I'm sure if he treated Biker gangs the same way he treats gamers they wouldn't just slip a note under his door. They might slip some gasoline under it and set his house on fire though.
I hope he gets voted out soon. His stance on videogames isn't the only totally messed up thing about him, though.
Skip to 2:20 for relevant information, btw:
I can totally get behind "being afraid of gamers" There's a lot out there that ruin it for everyone else, at the same time could be anybody.
Maybe some of you will have a terrible future :P
" The comparison is also valid, because gamers are known for banding together in groups, then killing each other in frequent and bloody gun fights... oh, wait. "That's how serious World of Warcraft is.
Read the feedback on this news post for a laugh:
Attorney-General steps up fight with gamers
gamers4croydon is a political party standing a candidate against him.
Love this quote from a reader:
I'm not sure who is scarier...
Fat middle aged guys with pony tails who ride motorbikes, have no regard for the law and frequently engage in illegal dealings, or fat middle aged guys with pony tails who use a computer, live with their mum, and whose greatest achievement is a level 80 warlock in Warcraft...
Sure thing Mr Atkinson.
and this:
Absolutely not! What an absurd, comical statement. Is the AG too afraid to go out at night for fear of being pwned by roving gamer clans? How often do you hear of groups of gamers being busted in their meth labs or standing over people in the red light district? I want to write more but can I see an angry, slow moving, overweight World of Warcraft clan coming to steal my gold...
World of Warcraft references - classic ^_^
" @buzz_clik: I just watched that episode of Good Game, not saying his right (coz hes not) but it was a fair stupid move from whoever put the threating note under his door at 2 in the morning. "While I agree it was stupid (if true at all), it's nothing more than circumstantial at best and definitely nothing unusal in terms of this incendiary comments regarding gamers as 'criminal scum' and 'worse than bikies'. He dishes it out but isn't willing to take it.
" Michael Atkinson makes me want to kick a puppy. "Michael Atkinson make me want me to kick Michael Atkinson and then make the puppy take a shit in his thinning hair.
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