#1 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6652 posts) -

The top five banana-men, as determined by no other bar than my own personal whim, will win the Binding of Isaac or the super special secret prize for exceptionally exemplar banana-men.

Pimp ass shades and afro bananas are worth bonus points, but everything is made up and the points don't matter.

Good evening gentlemen, I pray you shall return victorious.

Here is some inspiration to fuel your passion.

#2 Posted by mordukai (7775 posts) -

This thread can only go to wonderful places. *Gets his beach chair , popcorn, and a case of Sam Adams*

#3 Posted by Bucketdeth (8232 posts) -
#4 Posted by Sparklykiss (2035 posts) -

@Bucketdeth: Already off to a rip-roaring start, it seems!

#5 Edited by CL60 (17120 posts) -

There's something hidden in there too.(And no, it's not Will.)

Going into battle.
#6 Posted by MentalDisruption (1719 posts) -

This will be great. Idea in place, just need to get the pictures.

#7 Edited by mmzOne (285 posts) -

When JeffNana rolls in the house, other peeps goes bananas.

#8 Edited by GJSmitty (685 posts) -

I'm gonna use the picture that you provided:

Added a Pistol for good measure...
#9 Posted by Talis12 (522 posts) -

ill give it a go when i get home

#10 Posted by Gizmo (5468 posts) -

This thread is going places...

#11 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5147 posts) -

@CL60: Hardcore Dave.

#12 Posted by Ravenlight (8057 posts) -

Note to self: shop up some insanity when you get home.

#13 Posted by Video_Game_King (36567 posts) -

I'm in it for the special prize:

Now if you'll excuse me, I have something to post in the staff Photoshop thread.

#14 Posted by MentalDisruption (1719 posts) -

Here we go.

#15 Posted by Trav (244 posts) -


#16 Posted by I_smell (4212 posts) -

I used to be a banana like you but then I split?

#17 Posted by imsh_pl (3468 posts) -

I know you probably can't tell but this is actually photoshopped.

Version w/out afro:

#18 Posted by Seedofpower (3990 posts) -

Why doesn't giant bomb have a forum dedicated to photoshop?

#19 Posted by Video_Game_King (36567 posts) -


What about the thread dedicated to that very thing?

#20 Posted by Jeffsekai (7154 posts) -

@Seedofpower said:

Why doesn't giant bomb have a forum dedicated to photoshop?

because fuck you !

#21 Posted by crunchmonkey (281 posts) -
#22 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6652 posts) -

I decided that I'm picking winners tomorrow.

I decided this because.

#23 Posted by Yummylee (23189 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

I'm in it for the special prize:

Now if you'll excuse me, I have something to post in the staff Photoshop thread.

Wait.. aren't you supposed to be too lazy to use photoshop or something?... CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!

#24 Posted by Video_Game_King (36567 posts) -


I put that together in Paint.NET. CONSISTENCY!

#25 Edited by Winsord (1422 posts) -
#26 Posted by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -
#27 Posted by 71Ranchero (3121 posts) -

This. Is. Great!

#28 Posted by MikeGosot (3235 posts) -

THE BINDING OF ISAAC!? Oh man, i need that game. 

#29 Posted by Empirepaintball (1455 posts) -

@imsh_pl said: You just made my night.

#30 Posted by AlisterCat (6089 posts) -

Saints Banana Jeff.

#31 Posted by Branthog (5717 posts) -

This is very nearly infringing on the M16Guy intellectual property. Careful.

#32 Posted by hwy_61 (1029 posts) -

@crunchmonkey said:

Give this man his free games please.

#33 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (4009 posts) -
@AlisterCat said:

Saints Banana Jeff.

You win. I love it.
#34 Posted by Red12b (9338 posts) -

@BraveToaster said:

I laughed

#35 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6652 posts) -

And the winners are

Most Artistic:

Most Funkalicious:

Best Use of Dinosaurs:

Most Erotic:

And finally the grand super special secret prize goes to for Most Why is there not a Banana Costume in Saints Row the Third.

As the grand special contestant Winner AlisterCat will also be receiving the super special secret prize of Secert of the Magic Crystals!

Send your steam names to me to receive your games, or just friend me it's probably in my bio or something.

That's all folks, make sure to tune in next time! Same bat time, same bat channel.

#36 Posted by Azteck (7416 posts) -

That special prize. Holy fuck.

#37 Posted by Narx (182 posts) -

@AlisterCat: I really need to play Saints Row 3 now

#38 Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff (5697 posts) -

I like this thread.

#39 Posted by Malphye (414 posts) -

Glad I'm not judging, these are all winners! Well most of them.

#40 Posted by Winternet (8236 posts) -

@TheSouthernDandy said:

@AlisterCat said:

Saints Banana Jeff.

You win. I love it.


#41 Posted by AlisterCat (6089 posts) -

You're right. Why isn't there a banana costume?

#42 Posted by Trav (244 posts) -

I have another one on the way, probably a few hours from now.

#43 Edited by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -

I'm surprised that I won. I need all the free games that I can get right now.

#44 Posted by animathias (1212 posts) -

I came in expecting to see Jeff Gerstmann as a banana with a M16, and was given so much more. Threads like this need to happen more often.

Thank you.

#45 Posted by miva2 (238 posts) -
#46 Posted by RiotBananas (3822 posts) -

As the only Banana of the forums... I approve of this thread.

#47 Posted by Trav (244 posts) -

I put way too much time into this bananaman cutout not to use it some more! The contest may be over, but THE MADNESS ROLLS ON!