Please welcome two new Giant Bomb moderators to the team!

Hey everyone - effective as of a few minutes ago, your two new Giant Bomb moderators are:

Chaser324

-and-

Sparky_Buzzsaw

The moderation team and Giant Bomb staff have every confidence in these two longtime Giant Bomb community members. Good luck guys, and congratulations!

Congrats, dudes.

Don't believe what they told you about me!

Congrats to you both.

I'm happy to be joining the team, and I look forward to pitching in to keep GB running smoothly.

Welcome to both of you. Glad to have you aboard!

Now get cracking, if you let up for five minutes the spambots'll have three pages on us.

Congrats duders.

Congrats. Now enjoy the many amount of abuse and topics about you, saying your power hungry god complexed idiots.

I can start one now as training!

Hope we see more mods since surly that means the community is getting big enough to warrant them!

Thanks, folks! Now please don't lynch me.

Thank you! I plan to serve firmly yet justl-... oh, umm, welcome! Heh... I'll just... just sit over there. Silently. Biding my time. Not at all formulating a backup plan to take over Giant Bomb and eventually the entire life and identity of Ryan Davis.

On an entirely unrelated note, feel free to refer to me as Ryan Davis. Or Taswell. For unrelated reasons.

You mean mods are people? People like you and me can one day become mods? Woah, mind-blowing O:

In all seriousness though, congrats guys.

@Chaser324 said:

I'm happy to be joining the team, and I look forward to pitching in to keep GB running smoothly.

No, you have to say something like, "I can't wait to bend you over and really give you a good jackhammerin'.

@Sparky_Buzzsaw: There can only be one mod with Spark in their name! >:|

Congrats guys!

:) Congrats, sirs.

The mod uprising has begun. They are reproducing.

@Sparklykiss said:

@Sparky_Buzzsaw: There can only be one mod with Spark in their name! >:|

I call dibs on being Christopher Lambert. You can be the big crazy guy. There can be only one! RAAAARGH!

Welcome! I look forward to get suspend by both of you in the coming months.

Congrats!

'Grats!

I was wondering if the Mod Collective would be expanding its numbers with this new site on its way. I imagine there's a lot of weird new stuff for new mods to keep track of.

Edit: Just noticed that CitizenKane is out of the mod circle. Dead Man's Shoes in effect? Either way, appreciations to that fellah for all his work over the years. Unless it's a mistake, in which case, I... still appreciate you?

@Mrsignerman44 said:

You mean mods are people? People like you and me can one day become mods? Woah, mind-blowing O.

Yeah, I'm totally not a spambot Cylon infiltrating the enemy camp and waiting for the day when I'm activated.

There's a quest for becoming a mod? No fair!

More mods!? It's going to be even harder to get away with stupid stuff now, I better watch my back.

In all serious, congratulations to the new mods. Or maybe not. Being a mod doesn't really sound like fun. But someone has to do it.

Congrats duders!

Grats guys, both of you deserve this... uh, honor. Honesty the job just sounds like more work and less fun.

@Mrsignerman44 said:

You mean mods are people? People like you and me can one day become mods? Woah, mind-blowing O:

In all seriousness though, congrats guys.

Yes! You too can work for a website for free! With all the benefits that entails . . .

Grats duders!

@MooseyMcMan said:

Being a mod doesn't really sound like fun. But someone has to do it.

@TooWalrus said:

Honesty the job just sounds like more work and less fun.

@McGhee said:

Yes! You too can work for a website for free! With all the benefits that entails . . .

Well, I can sticky my Race Night threads to the top of the Forza boards without asking anybody.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Ok new mods lets test your judgement... Is this too steamy:

Cool, but continue Sparky's Update or else.

Who?

@csl316 said:

Cool, but continue Sparky's Update or else.

Of course! And I plan on bringing back the Retrospective as well at some point, when I've made my way through my holiday stacks.

@SmilingPig:

@csl316 said:

Cool, but continue Sparky's Update or else.

Yes, this post is far too steamy. Children visit this site when their parents aren't home!

Grats duders. Run this house.

Congratulations two new moderators!

Hope you do a great job moderating and stuff.

Thanks everyone! I'm happy to be here, and I look forward to doing my part to keep GB one of the best gaming communities around!* :)

*not becoming a mod though.

**Congrats to the new mods serving in the Giant Bomb Initiative. Remember, we will be watching.

@Sparky_Buzzsaw

Congrats man!

Well deserved man. Good luck with the whole thing!

So many mods!

WHY NOT ME? I WANT TO BAN PEOPLE TOO!!!!

congrats, y'all. please don't ban me

@Bourbon_Warrior said:

So many mods!

They're all coming for you.

'allo 'allo 'allo

congrats

Grats, Sparky, Chaser! You guys are both super-cool dudes.

Sup mods!

@Sparky_Buzzsaw: @Chaser324: Very happy to have you guys on the team. Don't be afraid to contact us with any questions.

For the record though, this is not us expanding our numbers, we had a couple of old mods leave so at this point we've evened out.

Congrats! I am sure you guys will do a great job.

Join us, won't you?

SHIT YEAH! Congratulations, guys.

All hail our new modding overlords!

Oh no, where am I going to post this link for 50% off Viagra pills now?