• 96 results
  • 1
  • 2
#51 Edited by tourgen (4426 posts) -

I read somewhere that mobile devices are the #1 porn watching appliance, overtaking PCs. Don't know if that includes tablets - I suspect it does though.

It's an odd world that's for sure.

#52 Posted by TooWalrus (13128 posts) -

@stonyman65: I don't think the PS4 is out in japan quite yet

#53 Edited by personandstuff (77 posts) -

@brodehouse: Then shouldn't they be watching more porn. Not less.

#54 Posted by White (1304 posts) -
#55 Posted by El_Gimpo (2 posts) -

In no way did I help to contribute to these results.... honest. :p

#56 Posted by MattyFTM (14328 posts) -

Also, isn't it great to see Cream Plosions #2 dominating the charts?

Wreck My Virgin Russian Ass is a gripping thrill ride!

After reading this comment, I realized that I probably shouldn't be reading this thread on a crowded bus with children sat behind me. Oh well, what's done is done.

Anyway, all this shows is the different demographics of the two consoles. The Xbox is more expensive and multimedia focused, which probably appeals more to an older & wealthier demographic, whilst the PS4 is cheaper & more focused on games, so that appeals to the younger core gamer demographic. And that demographic watches more porn.

Moderator
#57 Posted by ArtisanBreads (3721 posts) -

I just can't believe some people actually seek out that weird Russian porn.

#58 Posted by BeachThunder (11644 posts) -

Top 10 Playstation 4 categories this month (December 2013):

  1. All Girl
  2. Black
  3. Amateur
  4. Milf
  5. Anal
  6. Big Boobs
  7. Chubby
  8. Handjobs
  9. Creampies
  10. Latin

Top 10 Xbox One categories this month (December 2013):

  1. Anal
  2. College
  3. Milf
  4. Big Boobs
  5. Black
  6. Groups
  7. Big Butts
  8. All Girl
  9. Amateur
  10. Classic
Online
#59 Posted by heis24 (39 posts) -

"Don't knock masturbation. At least its sex with someone I love." -Woody Allen

#60 Edited by ZolRoyce (621 posts) -

@tourgen said:

I read somewhere that mobile devices are the #1 porn watching appliance, overtaking PCs. Don't know if that includes tablets - I suspect it does though.

It's an odd world that's for sure.

I don't get that, are they using that at home? Just use a computer! Are people watching porn on the bus or at work like weirdos? What's the point if you can't... you know do anything about it? Porn should be done at home, with a computer, with like nine videos going all at once, not some stupid tiny tablet.

#61 Posted by Xymox (2056 posts) -

I don't "get" why anyone would use their phone or console to watch porn, but to each their own.

@noizy said:

In the same vein is this article on Pornhub that details usage trends during major events.

This is the best. And there's even more stats available. The top search from Nintendo Wii is "Hentai".
Playstation viewers also prefer the search term "MILF" over Xbox's top search term, "Teen".

#62 Edited by Brodehouse (9519 posts) -

@mattyftm said:

@brodehouse said:

Also, isn't it great to see Cream Plosions #2 dominating the charts?

Wreck My Virgin Russian Ass is a gripping thrill ride!

After reading this comment, I realized that I probably shouldn't be reading this thread on a crowded bus with children sat behind me. Oh well, what's done is done.

Those children will have to discover all this shit eventually anyways, might as well be from reading over the shoulder of someone on the bus. At least then they get a story when they grow up. "One day I was on the bus..."

I just can't believe some people actually seek out that weird Russian porn.

I don't. Those girls are very pale and very frail. I guess they don't have fast food in Russia, or maybe food in general. If you're into thin white girls, those are the thinnest and whitest girls out there.

Hell, if you're into thin white boys they also got you covered.

#63 Posted by Darji (5294 posts) -

@sterling said:

Good thing twitch got rid of the gameroom streaming. That could lead to all sorts of crazy ass people doing naughty streams.

How is that a bad thing? Nothing is hotter than drunk amateurs stripping on cams while people shouting. "Open Tits"

#64 Posted by ArtisanBreads (3721 posts) -


@artisanbreads said:

I just can't believe some people actually seek out that weird Russian porn.

I don't. Those girls are very pale and very frail. I guess they don't have fast food in Russia, or maybe food in general. If you're into thin white girls, those are the thinnest and whitest girls out there.

Hell, if you're into thin white boys they also got you covered.

I also get a sex slave vibe a lot of the time... and yeah that doesn't do it for me.

#65 Posted by Bicycle_Repairman (134 posts) -

I feel like this is one of those moments in time that I, with the backup from both science and the common man, can say: PC master race

Thank you, and goodnight

#66 Edited by Sammo21 (3203 posts) -

Kind of hard to take any real information from something like this. You could also say that means there are more under 18 year olds on Xbox One and more adults/decision makers are on the PS4.

#67 Posted by Brodehouse (9519 posts) -

@brodehouse said:


@artisanbreads said:

I just can't believe some people actually seek out that weird Russian porn.

I don't. Those girls are very pale and very frail. I guess they don't have fast food in Russia, or maybe food in general. If you're into thin white girls, those are the thinnest and whitest girls out there.

Hell, if you're into thin white boys they also got you covered.

I also get a sex slave vibe a lot of the time... and yeah that doesn't do it for me.

I get more of a "young, promiscuous and want to make a dollar" vibe. I don't think sex slaves are going to show up on legal consumer porn sites. People kept in human bondage are generally kept away from cameras.

Ugh, this topic was fun and now it's not.

#68 Edited by ArtisanBreads (3721 posts) -

@brodehouse said:

I get more of a "young, promiscuous and want to make a dollar" vibe. I don't think sex slaves are going to show up on legal consumer porn sites. People kept in human bondage are generally kept away from cameras.

Ugh, this topic was fun and now it's not.

Oh I'm still having a great time.

And I wouldn't be surprised if dudes who make porn break laws, for the record.

#69 Edited by Bicycle_Repairman (134 posts) -

@brodehouse: Hey man i tried alright! I was hoping to steer it to the funny side of the bomb.. but now we are walking on the dark side of the bomb.

Let us hope we just passed through the darkest valley.

#70 Posted by Scampbell (486 posts) -

@heis24 said:

"Don't knock masturbation. At least its sex with someone I love." -Woody Allen

If only you had kept it that way, marrying your step daughter is really creepy.

#71 Posted by Darji (5294 posts) -

@brodehouse: No these slaves are everywhere especially on cam sites. Going on a cam and asking the camgirl if they can be her slave.

#72 Posted by noizy (652 posts) -

@xymox said:
@noizy said:

In the same vein is this article on Pornhub that details usage trends during major events.

This is the best. And there's even more stats available. The top search from Nintendo Wii is "Hentai".

Playstation viewers also prefer the search term "MILF" over Xbox's top search term, "Teen".

Oh damn, I had not seen the new article on gamers: http://www.pornhub.com/insights/video-gamers-pornhub/ This is super interesting indeed. I wonder what Ouya owners are into; bondage?

If you watch on your PC, Google surely knows when and how long you take I bet; cause you're always signed in your account right. They could pull stats when you start searching for it and when you resume regular activities. I bet they have a lot of juicy info about it. :P

#73 Posted by shinjin977 (743 posts) -

Might have something to do with the ps4 having strong evidence of having sold more than X1. Also, why are people watching porn on console anyways? So many better ways to do it.

#74 Posted by MJHAYLETT (437 posts) -

maybe there are 3 times as many PS4's online compared to how many Xbone's there are online? Or maybe no one wants to use Internet Explorer on the Bone? Or hell I don't know now I am off to watch some porn on my PS4.

#75 Edited by crusader8463 (14411 posts) -

And 100% of PC owners watch porn. So what?

#76 Edited by Hippie_Genocide (529 posts) -

Note to self - Never buy a used or refurbished controller. Never.

#77 Posted by Hunter5024 (5508 posts) -

This is one of the only recent Penny-Arcade strips I like.

#78 Posted by ImmortalSaiyan (4674 posts) -

Is this really what people care about now?

#79 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7039 posts) -

Is this really what people care about now?

This is what the console wars have come to.

#80 Posted by Dallas_Raines (2130 posts) -

@zolroyce: Freedom of movement, you aren't tied to your computer chair with a tablet. You can use it on the toilet, in the shower, or even outside in the fresh air.

#81 Posted by ZolRoyce (621 posts) -

@dallas_raines: I suppose that's true, nothing like having the sun shine where the sun doesn't shine while Top Heavy Tarts is on your i-pod.

#82 Posted by axlvandamme (86 posts) -

Really?! I'm an Xbox owner and I don't see how it's possible to watch 3x more porn than me. :)

#83 Edited by McShank (1629 posts) -

So, where is Backdoor Sluts 9?

#84 Posted by crithon (3052 posts) -

hehe, people don't watch porn? what kind of lying at these people doing?

#85 Edited by l4wd0g (1892 posts) -

The PS2 brought porn on DVDs, the PSP made it mobile (2005, before it was on your phone), and PS3 brought the HD Porn....

PlayStation has been porn's best friend for years.

#86 Posted by Cirdain (2996 posts) -

@falserelic: Meh... Ciara's version's better ([looks off in the distance smug]).

#87 Posted by Trilogy (2637 posts) -

I still haven't decided if I'm really reading this thread, or if I'm still sleeping.

#89 Posted by development (1997 posts) -
#90 Edited by falserelic (5278 posts) -

@cirdain said:

@falserelic: Meh... Ciara's version's better ([looks off in the distance smug]).

First time I heard it I laugh abit. It felt out of place hearing Neyo sing.

@trilogy said:

I still haven't decided if I'm really reading this thread, or if I'm still sleeping.

Yeah, your wide awake. As you can see there's alot of sick people in this world (Me included), but its apart of human nature. Hell, I've been having a sexual fantasy about a middle age women at my gym. I'm 21 and see's a mother with kids. I don't know what the hell has gotten over me, but the first time I met her she came off kind of flirty. On top of that she's got a nice ass and looks good, but porn helps get rid of that inch though.

#91 Posted by AlexanderSheen (4904 posts) -
#92 Edited by YukoAsho (2001 posts) -

@tourgen said:

I read somewhere that mobile devices are the #1 porn watching appliance, overtaking PCs. Don't know if that includes tablets - I suspect it does though.

It's an odd world that's for sure.

That's actually scary. I don't know about anyone else, but when I watch porn, I like not to have people around me...

Now I'm going to be wondering every time I see someone on their tablet at the table next to mine at the Fuddruckers... Ugh....

#93 Edited by seveword (134 posts) -

@yukoasho said:

@tourgen said:

I read somewhere that mobile devices are the #1 porn watching appliance, overtaking PCs. Don't know if that includes tablets - I suspect it does though.

It's an odd world that's for sure.

That's actually scary. I don't know about anyone else, but when I watch porn, I like not to have people around me...

Now I'm going to be wondering every time I see someone on their tablet at the table next to mine at the Fuddruckers... Ugh....

Holy shit, the last time I was in a Fuddruckers I saw a guy sitting by himself in a corner table with his tablet. Oh wow. I do not want to know what was happening on that thing.

#94 Edited by CrazyBagMan (834 posts) -

Oh God! What if I own both!?

#95 Edited by deerokus (531 posts) -

It's not like there's much else to do with a PS4 at the moment anyway.

#96 Edited by thatdutchguy (1267 posts) -

Hahaha This thread is amazing !

#97 Posted by Embryonic (136 posts) -

Anything to avoid using Internet Explorer

#98 Edited by PenguinDust (12438 posts) -

PS4 porn is guilt free. No damn camera watching you, judging you. Sony lets me shamelessly enjoy Gigantic Ass Mommas.