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#1 Edited by MiniPato (2747 posts) -

I don't know if this type of checklist thing has already been done before for quick looks, but I figured I'd make it anyways. Feel free to contribute!

Whenever each of the following happens in a quick look, you drink:

Whenever Brad dies.

Whenever the lighting is admired.

Whenever Jeff mocks the dialogue for having slang or having a dudebro or gangsta tone.

Whenever Jeff says "Man, I don't know..."

Whenever Brad says "LOOK AT THAT! OH MAN!"

Whenever Brad says "Remember that?"

Whenever Ryan says "Goddamn."

Whenever Ryan says a word awkwardly such as "Sa-word, robit, or zambie."

Whenever anyone says "That guy is (really) giving you the business."

Whenever Gary Whitta's expert advice is given such as "shoot that guy" or "get em"

Whenever Brad says an aspect of a game "leaves something to be desired."

Contributed posts:

Whenever someone says "Hey guys, video games".

Whenever Brad goes "OH GOD!"

Whenever Brad says "Take it"

Whenever someone says "this Quick Look is over."

Whenever anyone starts the QL with "Hey (name), are you ready to (pun or jape based on game title or premise)?"

Also, "janky", "open world jank", or just "jank". Sip lightly, lest bad things happen.

"Why don't we back out of this and show (feature/mode/menu)..." Again, sip lightly.

Whenever Vinny suggests doing something that could possibly break the game.

Whenever brad mentions he hasn't died yet in the quick look, take another shot if he dies shortly after.

When ever they talk over a tutorial/direct instruction and then spend minutes trying to do said action.

Whenever Brad says he would like to see the game on PC

Whenever Vinny says something positive about the game after everyone else has made it clear that they would rather swim in razorblades than continue the Quick Look. Take another shot if Ryan follows up with "Don't try to defend this game."

And whenever Alex says "So, that's a thing..." or something along those lines.

Somebody mentions a late title card.

Ryan says "Heeeey buddy" after spotting an enemy: 1 drink. The enemy kills him soon after: 2 drinks.

When ever Brad is totally taken aback by a game.

Jeff says "You should kill that thing," "That thing is trying to kill you" or similar: 1 drink. Each additional occurrence: +1 drink.

#3 Posted by FesteringNeon (2165 posts) -

"And that's it for our quicklook, thanks for watching" (something to that extent) - down your drink / shot

#5 Posted by Rudyftw (554 posts) -

It's not drinking by yourself if you're drinking with people on the computer screen.

#6 Posted by Xtrememuffinman (958 posts) -

Whenever someone says "Hey guys, video games".

#7 Posted by TheHumanDove (2523 posts) -

Those dont involve enough drinking. We need something like 'whenever you see snakes in Snakes on a Plane, you drink'

I will never watch that movie without gagging again

#8 Posted by MiniPato (2747 posts) -

Whenever Vinny tries to say something good about a seemingly terrible game.

Whenever the frame rate in the game drops.

#9 Posted by Rerejo28 (135 posts) -

Whenever Brad goes "OH GOD!"

Whenever Vinny brings up any sort of in-game "codex"

Whenever you can HEAR Ryan button mash

#10 Posted by Siphillis (1297 posts) -

Whenever everyone laughs at the same thing.

#11 Posted by Andorski (5352 posts) -

Whenever Ryan makes that "hehehehe" laugh of his. It's really infectious for some reason...

#12 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

Take a shot from a thimble every time Vinny is funny. You'll get drunk faster than you'd think.

#13 Posted by TheVeteran13 (1218 posts) -

Whenever Brad says "Take it"

#15 Edited by Underachiever007 (2468 posts) -

Whenever someone says "this Quick Look is over."

Whenever Ryan is being a dick to characters in the game.

#16 Posted by Rerejo28 (135 posts) -

Whenever someone says "I'm gonna get yelled at in the comments for saying this, but ______"

#18 Edited by ShaggE (6636 posts) -

Whenever Jeff says "Yeeeaaah..." when he wants to underplay his distaste. Triple drink if he follows it with the aforementioned "Man, I don't know..."

Whenever anyone starts the QL with "Hey (name), are you ready to (pun or jape based on game title or premise)?"

Whenever Brad says "Physics!" in response to... janky physics.

Also, "janky", "open world jank", or just "jank". Sip lightly, lest bad things happen.

"Why don't we back out of this and show (feature/mode/menu)..." Again, sip lightly.

EDIT: Also, when one of them forgets the price of a game during the wrap-up.

#19 Posted by prestonhedges (1965 posts) -

Whenever they're playing the PS3 version and one of them says "Trigger/Bumper" instead of "Shoulder Button." Double points if they're playing the DS, 3DS, or PC version.

#20 Posted by Ravenlight (8040 posts) -

Whenever any of the Bombsquad exhibit their lack at skill performing a simple in-game task, drink twice.

#21 Posted by Muerthoz (350 posts) -

Whenever someone uses the term "Pokey-mans".

#22 Posted by david3cm (636 posts) -

@PollySMPS: You would be about 3 minutes in before you loose consciousness.

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#23 Posted by GilbertMordinAndSullivan (442 posts) -

Finish your drink: Watching a quick look EX, and this exact dialog occurs:

Dude showing game: "It's much harder to talk and play this."

Giant Bomb Dude: "We know! We say it all the time!"

#24 Posted by Buneroid (428 posts) -

Whenever Vinny suggests doing something that could possibly break the game.

#25 Posted by WalkerD (463 posts) -

Whenever someone says "aaaaaaaand scene".

Whenever Vinny says "Dammit fisher I'm pulling you out!".

Whenever someone mentions Anya after a character puts their hand to their ear.

#26 Posted by ArbitraryWater (12005 posts) -

Whenever someone blatantly states false or inaccurate information without meaning to do so, take a shot. If it's Patrick or Brad, take two.

When the quick look exceeds the 30 minute barrier for unclear reasons, take two shots.

#27 Edited by Omega (835 posts) -

Take a drink every time someone offers Brad the solution for whatever he is stuck on. Take two if Brad responds by going, "Hmm" and then proceeds to do the exact opposite.

This scenario occurs more often than you might think especially if Vinny is his wingman.

#28 Posted by Ramboknife (114 posts) -

I've noticed this a lot lately, especially with Patrick, that whenever something happens that's even SLIGHTLY shocking, he makes a "Ooh!?" noise...does anyone else notice this?

If you drink to that, you will die before the Quick Look ends.

#29 Posted by MordeaniisChaos (5730 posts) -

@FesteringNeon said:

"And that's it for our quicklook, thanks for watching" (something to that extent) - down your drink / shot

Should this be more fitting of the crime? Like, down whatever's left in the bottle?

#30 Posted by Levius (1205 posts) -

When ever they talk over a tutorial/direct instruction and then spend minutes trying to do said action.

#31 Posted by darkdragonmage99 (741 posts) -

if you drink every time brad dies you'd die

#32 Posted by mazik765 (2316 posts) -

@MiniPato said:

Whenever Jeff says "Man, I don't know..."

Whenever Brad says "LOOK AT THAT! OH MAN!"

Whenever Ryan says "Goddamn."

These three alone would get me way more intoxicated than is socially acceptable.

#33 Posted by clumsyninja1 (817 posts) -

Drinking is NOT game...either you drink or you don't drink...kids

#34 Posted by nixatron (126 posts) -

whenever someone says "That's (insert game name here)" at the main menu two minutes in.

#35 Posted by RazielCuts (2982 posts) -

I've noticed Brad say 'Take it!' and Jeff to say 'Get there!' ...but not in any Quick Looks..

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#36 Posted by mazik765 (2316 posts) -

@ArbitraryWater said:

When the quick look exceeds the 30 minute barrier for unclear reasons, take two shots.

There is always a clear reason for this. It's simply that more quick look > less quick look.

#37 Posted by Slaker117 (4843 posts) -

No one playing this game would ever see the end of a quick look.

#38 Posted by SlashDance (1841 posts) -

After reading this thread, I hate all quick looks.

#39 Posted by Sorasha (87 posts) -

Whenever a pun is made and Ryan declared the Quick Look over.

#40 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3082 posts) -

Whenever Jeff proclaims: "THE FRAMERATE IS SHIT!"

#41 Posted by Soap (3631 posts) -

Whenever brad mentions he hasn't died yet in the quick look, take another shot if he dies shortly after.

#42 Posted by ZimboDK (848 posts) -
@MiniPato said:

I don't know if this type of checklist thing has already been done before for quick looks, but I figured I'd make it anyways. Feel free to contribute!

Whenever each of the following happens in a quick look, you drink:

Whenever Brad dies.

Whenever Jeff says "Man, I don't know..."

Great. In about one week, most of the community will be dead from alcohol poisoning.
#43 Edited by Rapid (1386 posts) -
@ZimboDK said:

@MiniPato said:

I don't know if this type of checklist thing has already been done before for quick looks, but I figured I'd make it anyways. Feel free to contribute!

Whenever each of the following happens in a quick look, you drink:

Whenever Brad dies.

Whenever Jeff says "Man, I don't know..."

Great. In about one week, most of the community will be dead from alcohol poisoning.
Or we all meet each other at AA, Forget PAX! Annual AA meetings! 
 
 
I just read every quote with their voices.
#44 Posted by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -

Watching some of these quicklooks would drive a man to drink regardless. We don't need even more excuses.

#45 Posted by Dagbiker (6978 posts) -

When ever Patrick mentions the Mission District.

When ever Patrick trys to make horrible logical since out of game logic.

#46 Posted by Zidd (1857 posts) -

appearance of the word "janky"

#47 Edited by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

Whenever someone uses a word that has a letter in it you down your whole drink.

And everytime you drink you have to down another drink too.

#48 Posted by Masha2932 (1242 posts) -

Whenever Patrick spikes the Mic with his screaming. I feel for anyone who listened to the battlefield 3 TNT with headphones.

#49 Posted by FesteringNeon (2165 posts) -

@MordeaniisChaos said:

@FesteringNeon said:

"And that's it for our quicklook, thanks for watching" (something to that extent) - down your drink / shot

Should this be more fitting of the crime? Like, down whatever's left in the bottle?

If it's a 1.75 of Whiskey.. yea go ahead and down that bitch.

#50 Edited by ProfessorEss (7469 posts) -
@AmatureIdiot said:

When ever they talk over a tutorial/direct instruction and then spend minutes trying to do said action.

That's the first one I thought of when I saw this thread too. 
 
Two drinks if a complaint about the game being too vague about what you're supposed to do is made during this.