Quick Look Drinking Game

I don't know if this type of checklist thing has already been done before for quick looks, but I figured I'd make it anyways. Feel free to contribute!

Whenever each of the following happens in a quick look, you drink:

Whenever Brad dies.

Whenever the lighting is admired.

Whenever Jeff mocks the dialogue for having slang or having a dudebro or gangsta tone.

Whenever Jeff says "Man, I don't know..."

Whenever Brad says "LOOK AT THAT! OH MAN!"

Whenever Brad says "Remember that?"

Whenever Ryan says "Goddamn."

Whenever Ryan says a word awkwardly such as "Sa-word, robit, or zambie."

Whenever someone says "this Quick Look is over."

Whenever anyone starts the QL with "Hey (name), are you ready to (pun or jape based on game title or premise)?"

Also, "janky", "open world jank", or just "jank". Sip lightly, lest bad things happen.

"Why don't we back out of this and show (feature/mode/menu)..." Again, sip lightly.

Whenever Brad says he would like to see the game on PC

Whenever Vinny says something positive about the game after everyone else has made it clear that they would rather swim in razorblades than continue the Quick Look. Take another shot if Ryan follows up with "Don't try to defend this game."

And whenever Alex says "So, that's a thing..." or something along those lines.

Somebody mentions a late title card.

Ryan says "Heeeey buddy" after spotting an enemy: 1 drink. The enemy kills him soon after: 2 drinks.

When ever Brad is totally taken aback by a game.

Jeff says "You should kill that thing," "That thing is trying to kill you" or similar: 1 drink. Each additional occurrence: +1 drink.

"And that's it for our quicklook, thanks for watching" (something to that extent) - down your drink / shot

It's not drinking by yourself if you're drinking with people on the computer screen.

Whenever someone says "Hey guys, video games".

Those dont involve enough drinking. We need something like 'whenever you see snakes in Snakes on a Plane, you drink'

I will never watch that movie without gagging again

Whenever Vinny tries to say something good about a seemingly terrible game.

Whenever the frame rate in the game drops.

Whenever Brad goes "OH GOD!"

Whenever Vinny brings up any sort of in-game "codex"

Whenever you can HEAR Ryan button mash

Whenever everyone laughs at the same thing.

Whenever Ryan makes that "hehehehe" laugh of his. It's really infectious for some reason...

Take a shot from a thimble every time Vinny is funny. You'll get drunk faster than you'd think.

Whenever Brad says "Take it"

Whenever someone says "this Quick Look is over."

Whenever Ryan is being a dick to characters in the game.

Whenever someone says "I'm gonna get yelled at in the comments for saying this, but ______"

Whenever Jeff says "Yeeeaaah..." when he wants to underplay his distaste. Triple drink if he follows it with the aforementioned "Man, I don't know..."

Whenever anyone starts the QL with "Hey (name), are you ready to (pun or jape based on game title or premise)?"

Whenever Brad says "Physics!" in response to... janky physics.

Also, "janky", "open world jank", or just "jank". Sip lightly, lest bad things happen.

"Why don't we back out of this and show (feature/mode/menu)..." Again, sip lightly.

EDIT: Also, when one of them forgets the price of a game during the wrap-up.

Whenever they're playing the PS3 version and one of them says "Trigger/Bumper" instead of "Shoulder Button." Double points if they're playing the DS, 3DS, or PC version.

Whenever any of the Bombsquad exhibit their lack at skill performing a simple in-game task, drink twice.

Whenever someone uses the term "Pokey-mans".

@PollySMPS: You would be about 3 minutes in before you loose consciousness.

Finish your drink: Watching a quick look EX, and this exact dialog occurs:

Dude showing game: "It's much harder to talk and play this."

Giant Bomb Dude: "We know! We say it all the time!"

Whenever Vinny suggests doing something that could possibly break the game.

Whenever someone says "aaaaaaaand scene".

Whenever Vinny says "Dammit fisher I'm pulling you out!".

Whenever someone mentions Anya after a character puts their hand to their ear.

Whenever someone blatantly states false or inaccurate information without meaning to do so, take a shot. If it's Patrick or Brad, take two.

When the quick look exceeds the 30 minute barrier for unclear reasons, take two shots.

Take a drink every time someone offers Brad the solution for whatever he is stuck on. Take two if Brad responds by going, "Hmm" and then proceeds to do the exact opposite.

This scenario occurs more often than you might think especially if Vinny is his wingman.

I've noticed this a lot lately, especially with Patrick, that whenever something happens that's even SLIGHTLY shocking, he makes a "Ooh!?" noise...does anyone else notice this?

If you drink to that, you will die before the Quick Look ends.

@FesteringNeon said:

"And that's it for our quicklook, thanks for watching" (something to that extent) - down your drink / shot

Should this be more fitting of the crime? Like, down whatever's left in the bottle?

When ever they talk over a tutorial/direct instruction and then spend minutes trying to do said action.

if you drink every time brad dies you'd die

@MiniPato said:

Whenever Jeff says "Man, I don't know..."

Whenever Brad says "LOOK AT THAT! OH MAN!"

Whenever Ryan says "Goddamn."

These three alone would get me way more intoxicated than is socially acceptable.

Drinking is NOT game...either you drink or you don't drink...kids

whenever someone says "That's (insert game name here)" at the main menu two minutes in.

I've noticed Brad say 'Take it!' and Jeff to say 'Get there!' ...but not in any Quick Looks..

@ArbitraryWater said:

When the quick look exceeds the 30 minute barrier for unclear reasons, take two shots.

There is always a clear reason for this. It's simply that more quick look > less quick look.

No one playing this game would ever see the end of a quick look.

After reading this thread, I hate all quick looks.

Whenever a pun is made and Ryan declared the Quick Look over.

Whenever Jeff proclaims: "THE FRAMERATE IS SHIT!"

Whenever brad mentions he hasn't died yet in the quick look, take another shot if he dies shortly after.

I don't know if this type of checklist thing has already been done before for quick looks, but I figured I'd make it anyways. Feel free to contribute!

Whenever each of the following happens in a quick look, you drink:

Whenever Brad dies.

Whenever Jeff says "Man, I don't know..."

@MiniPato said:

I don't know if this type of checklist thing has already been done before for quick looks, but I figured I'd make it anyways. Feel free to contribute!

Whenever each of the following happens in a quick look, you drink:

Whenever Brad dies.

Whenever Jeff says "Man, I don't know..."

Great. In about one week, most of the community will be dead from alcohol poisoning.

Watching some of these quicklooks would drive a man to drink regardless. We don't need even more excuses.

When ever Patrick mentions the Mission District.

When ever Patrick trys to make horrible logical since out of game logic.

appearance of the word "janky"

Whenever someone uses a word that has a letter in it you down your whole drink.

And everytime you drink you have to down another drink too.

Whenever Patrick spikes the Mic with his screaming. I feel for anyone who listened to the battlefield 3 TNT with headphones.

@MordeaniisChaos said:

@FesteringNeon said:

"And that's it for our quicklook, thanks for watching" (something to that extent) - down your drink / shot

Should this be more fitting of the crime? Like, down whatever's left in the bottle?

If it's a 1.75 of Whiskey.. yea go ahead and down that bitch.

When ever they talk over a tutorial/direct instruction and then spend minutes trying to do said action.