Resident Evil 5...Chainsaw that hoe!

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Edited By TheGamerGeek
Fire!
 
So, as most of you all know, the RE 5 demo has been released and I've voiced a small opinion of me just saying "Hey, it's not good" but not up until what just happened did I actually want to talk about how downright shit-poo this game can be... at points.

I say "at points" because sometimes, I love this game. When I'm just shooting and being attacked and not having to worry about my jackass AI teammate person, I actually enjoy it but when she comes into play, all hell goes down and I'm constantly saying sexist dirty things, I regret nothing! One thing that happened to me was there was like 6 or 7 African-zombie-people-things are coming at me and her and then, like the idiot she is, she just blatantly runs right into the huge crowd where they started barraging her with attacks in which I then had to run into the pile which led me to be killed.
You lookin' at me?
You lookin' at me?

There's one short little escort mission you do in which your just shooting some dudes with a rifle as she... I don't really know, I guess she's supposed to be unlocking that door at the bottom of the building but for a while she just kinda stands there an get's attacked and you have to shoot off the African-zombie-people-things while fighting off the shitty gun controls.All of that equals death.

But one thing I've hated much more than any of the previously problems, the so-called "boss fights." I mean the Boogeyman (Silent Hill: Homecoming reference) look-a-like is alright, I mean, it's beatable... it's still repetitive as balls having to just shoot, shoot, run up, press X and him not show a bit of reaction to just being punched in the face, though. The damn chainsaw lady is the most annoying, frustrating piece of garbage I've ever fought. I mean, I shot him/her in the face about 6 times with the Rifle and shot a huge ass exploding barrel thing that was directly beside here and she just went down as I rand up and punched him/her. While your running away, in the demo, there is
African-zombie-people-things coming behind you the entire time!

I'm low on time so I can't say anymore but damn it, RE 5 is pretty and sometimes fun but about 80 percent of it is garbage. I will see you all sometime on the site, Buh-Bye's-o-holic.
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#1  Edited By TheGamerGeek
Fire!
 
So, as most of you all know, the RE 5 demo has been released and I've voiced a small opinion of me just saying "Hey, it's not good" but not up until what just happened did I actually want to talk about how downright shit-poo this game can be... at points.

I say "at points" because sometimes, I love this game. When I'm just shooting and being attacked and not having to worry about my jackass AI teammate person, I actually enjoy it but when she comes into play, all hell goes down and I'm constantly saying sexist dirty things, I regret nothing! One thing that happened to me was there was like 6 or 7 African-zombie-people-things are coming at me and her and then, like the idiot she is, she just blatantly runs right into the huge crowd where they started barraging her with attacks in which I then had to run into the pile which led me to be killed.
You lookin' at me?
You lookin' at me?

There's one short little escort mission you do in which your just shooting some dudes with a rifle as she... I don't really know, I guess she's supposed to be unlocking that door at the bottom of the building but for a while she just kinda stands there an get's attacked and you have to shoot off the African-zombie-people-things while fighting off the shitty gun controls.All of that equals death.

But one thing I've hated much more than any of the previously problems, the so-called "boss fights." I mean the Boogeyman (Silent Hill: Homecoming reference) look-a-like is alright, I mean, it's beatable... it's still repetitive as balls having to just shoot, shoot, run up, press X and him not show a bit of reaction to just being punched in the face, though. The damn chainsaw lady is the most annoying, frustrating piece of garbage I've ever fought. I mean, I shot him/her in the face about 6 times with the Rifle and shot a huge ass exploding barrel thing that was directly beside here and she just went down as I rand up and punched him/her. While your running away, in the demo, there is
African-zombie-people-things coming behind you the entire time!

I'm low on time so I can't say anymore but damn it, RE 5 is pretty and sometimes fun but about 80 percent of it is garbage. I will see you all sometime on the site, Buh-Bye's-o-holic.
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#2  Edited By Verdugo

I still think it's going to be pretty good, dispite Shiva being mostly a liability.

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#3  Edited By destro

Yeah playing single player with an AI partner isnt to fun; but its challenging though. Its much, much better playing split-screen with one of your buddies or playing online.

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#4  Edited By Bullet_Jr

I plan on playing co-op with a friend. My only complaint, after playing the demo is the controls.

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#5  Edited By Xandurson

Still haven't played it. I just have the demo sitting on my hard drive...I'll get to it eventually....maybe...bye.

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#6  Edited By insanegamer

i just haven't played co-op yet i hope i will soon but thought the demo was good but did have it flaws but i thought your blog was a good read and one of the best reads so far on the Resident Evil 5 so far.

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#7  Edited By commando2209

I agree with some parts of your blog, AI is rubbish, Graphics look nice, etc
and I'd say about 50%, good 50% bad.