#1 Edited by AnimalFather (800 posts) -

what should i buy Dead Rising 2, Metro 2033, or Alan Wake? 
 
 
is it me or is the summer lineup pretty dead?

#2 Posted by Enigma777 (6047 posts) -

Masturbate

#3 Posted by xyzygy (9618 posts) -

Get Alan Wake, and get drunk a lot with some friends this summer. THEN get Metro.

#4 Posted by CookieMonster (2408 posts) -

Alan Wake. It'll be cheap, its great and it makes a change from the norm.

#5 Posted by LackLuster (713 posts) -

@Enigma777 said:

Masturbate

Switch hands every once and a while to keep it interesting

#6 Posted by Claude (16251 posts) -

@LackLuster said:

@Enigma777 said:

Masturbate

Switch hands every once and a while to keep it interesting

That shit is hard. I've tried.

#7 Posted by SirPsychoSexy (1326 posts) -

Get a job, buy a longboard and kick it oldschool

#8 Posted by LackLuster (713 posts) -

@Claude said:

@LackLuster said:

@Enigma777 said:

Masturbate

Switch hands every once and a while to keep it interesting

That shit is hard. I've tried.

It provides a much needed challenge

#9 Posted by awe_stuck (800 posts) -

MW2.. I played for 10 hours straight and got 15 chopper gunners... Man, was that fun. :D

#10 Posted by Chalian (216 posts) -

Learn to Dance.
#11 Posted by craigbo180 (1739 posts) -
@LackLuster said:

@Enigma777 said:

Masturbate

Switch hands every once and a while to keep it interesting

Using your hand is disgusting at the end of the day you are still stroking a dick. 
 
I say put a watermelon in the microwave and then go to town.
#12 Posted by Vinny_Says (5630 posts) -
@craigbo180 said:
@LackLuster said:

@Enigma777 said:

Masturbate

Switch hands every once and a while to keep it interesting

Using your hand is disgusting at the end of the day you are still stroking a dick.  I say put a watermelon in the microwave and then go to town.
No what you need to do is sit on one hand until it's numb and then engage in the masturbatory ritual...
 
Yeah I dunno get Alan Wake I guess, or go outside I bet it's sunny right now...
#13 Posted by xyzygy (9618 posts) -
@blacklabeldomm said:
@craigbo180 said:
@LackLuster said:

@Enigma777 said:

Masturbate

Switch hands every once and a while to keep it interesting

Using your hand is disgusting at the end of the day you are still stroking a dick.  I say put a watermelon in the microwave and then go to town.
No what you need to do is sit on one hand until it's numb and then engage in the masturbatory ritual...  Yeah I dunno get Alan Wake I guess, or go outside I bet it's sunny right now...
It's ALWAYS sunny in Philadelphia. 
#14 Posted by Yanngc33 (4496 posts) -
@awe_stuck
MW2.. I played for 10 hours straight and got 15 chopper gunners... Man, was that fun. :D
Yeah get a multiplayer game, it's basically endless
#15 Posted by BeachThunder (11262 posts) -

Learn Russian.

#16 Posted by NickL (2246 posts) -

Shouldn't you get an online game that will last all summer? o.0

#17 Posted by TheUnsavedHero (1255 posts) -

@LackLuster said:

@Claude said:

@LackLuster said:

@Enigma777 said:

Masturbate

Switch hands every once and a while to keep it interesting

That shit is hard. I've tried.

It provides a much needed challenge

I'm right handed. After switching to left, ain't never going back.

Seriously though, Alan Wake was a good game. Metro started to glitch on me with invincible enemies so I stopped playing. Would love to try it again.

#18 Posted by cid798 (239 posts) -
@UnsavedHero:  Super seriously though, the right hand's for the mouse anyway. 
 
@AnimalFather: Craigslist, rack up some STD's. Medicine's come a long way.
#19 Posted by dagas (2711 posts) -

If you miss school so much, enroll at a summer school.

#20 Posted by FlamingHobo (4475 posts) -
@AnimalFather said: 

is it me or is the summer lineup pretty dead?

The summer lineup is NOT dead.
#21 Posted by AnimalFather (800 posts) -

Deus ex comes out in 82 days thats like the end of summer. seriously were you thinking.

#22 Posted by PillClinton (3284 posts) -

Alan Wake

@Enigma777 said:

Masturbate

Then this.

#23 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -
@FlamingHobo said:
@AnimalFather said: 

is it me or is the summer lineup pretty dead?

The summer lineup is NOT dead.
 
I still don't understand those who are that hyped for Deus Ex 3.. here's why : 
  

  1. Are you that excited because you played and loved the first game? Then you played the first game on PC. Well, this game is being developed on consoles and ported to PC by an outside studio.. explain your hype ? 
  2. Are you that excited because you enjoyed the last installment on your X360 or PS3? there was no last installment in the last few years. the last DE game was released 8 years ago.. you liked it? see number 1 ^
  3. ???????
  4. profit ?
 
 
People are dying for Skyrim because Oblivion. They're dying for BF3 because BF2. they were dying for Alan Wake because Sam Lake. They're dying for DNF because 12 years. (deliberately screwing up the grammar here) 
now please fill this in for me: People are dying for Deus Ex 3 because.. ?
#24 Posted by Video_Game_King (34599 posts) -
@Enigma777 said:

Masturbate

Yea, that game's pretty cool. It's repetitive as hell, but there's something oddly addicting about it.
#25 Edited by FlamingHobo (4475 posts) -
@Ahmad_Metallic: I'm excited because I enjoyed the first Deus Ex to an extent and it doesn't matter what the lead platform was, so long as the gameplay is sound. Which it is, since I have played the preview build. The story and aesthetics of the game are also intriguing and that is why I am excited for DE3. 
 
@AnimalFather said:

Deus ex comes out in 82 days thats like the end of summer. seriously were you thinking.

End of summer is still summer.
#26 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -
@FlamingHobo said:
@Ahmad_Metallic: I'm excited because I enjoyed the first Deus Ex to an extent and it doesn't matter what the lead platform was, so long as the gameplay is sound. Which it is, since I have played the preview build.
So you're saying that experiencing the gameplay of the first game, a complex PC-based FPS/RPG hybrid with the utilization of almost every button on the keybaord, doesn't make you feel like it's a necessity for this "true sequel" to have similar gameplay? You're ok with the "sound" gameplay of a sequel to a game with mindblowing gameplay ? 
 
I don't understand how that works, i wish i could.. I would've enjoyed Crysis 2 then.
#27 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) -
@Enigma777 said:

Masturbate

like 8 times a day wtf
#28 Posted by liako21 (519 posts) -

when im bored i try to finish older games that i have yet to beat. 

#29 Posted by JasonR86 (9372 posts) -
@AnimalFather
 
GET A JOB PUNK!!!!!!
#30 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -

 Step 1: Buy Bayonetta 
Step 2: Put the disc in 
Step 3: Change it to 1 handed mode. 

#31 Posted by RTSlord (1195 posts) -
@craigbo180 said:
@LackLuster said:

@Enigma777 said:

Masturbate

Switch hands every once and a while to keep it interesting

Using your hand is disgusting at the end of the day you are still stroking a dick.  I say put a watermelon in the microwave and then go to town.
umm why should he do that? what happens when you put a watermelon in a microwave?
#32 Posted by Twitchey (865 posts) -

The amount of masturbation in this thread scares me.

#33 Edited by Tanikaze (68 posts) -
@Ahmad_Metallic said:

People are dying for Skyrim because Oblivion.

Pfft to this. Elder Scrolls had a fanbase before Oblivion, you know. Morrowind sold extremely well and all four games before it had cult followings.
 
Hell, Bethesda has been invoking Morrowind in talking about Skyrim.
#34 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -
@Tanikaze said:
@Ahmad_Metallic said:
People are dying for Skyrim because Oblivion.
Pfft to this. Elder Scrolls had a fanbase before Oblivion, you know. Morrowind sold extremely well and all four games before it had cult followings.
Fine, people are dying to play Skyrim because TES 1 through 4 :)
#35 Posted by Gabriel (4050 posts) -

@Tanikaze said:

@Ahmad_Metallic said:

People are dying for Skyrim because Oblivion.

Pfft to this. Elder Scrolls had a fanbase before Oblivion, you know. Morrowind sold extremely well and all four games before it had cult followings. Hell, Bethesda has been invoking Morrowind in talking about Skyrim.

Pfft Oblivion was an 360 launch games and the series and Bethesda as a whole is popular as it is now because of that.

#36 Posted by AnimalFather (800 posts) -

seroiusly theres nthing comming out for months...wth am i suppose to to do
#37 Edited by iDarktread (1206 posts) -
@AnimalFather said:

seroiusly theres nthing comming out for months...wth am i suppose to to do

Collection 
 
Find a game with a cool box on that list, and ask me if it's good. If it is, I will recommend it, and you will buy it.
#38 Posted by Subjugation (4693 posts) -
@Ahmad_Metallic said:

now please fill this in for me: People are dying for Deus Ex 3 because.. ?
Maybe the concepts and gameplay sound interesting and exciting regardless of any previous entry in the series? Things change over the course of a decade. Revolutionary thinking, I know. Who knows how it will turn out, but I am definitely interested in it at this point. Even if it isn't a carbon copy of the original it still has a perfectly good chance of being a fine game. Only time will tell.
#39 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -
@weeman105 said:

Maybe the concepts and gameplay sound interesting and exciting regardless of any previous entry in the series? 
 
Who knows how it will turn out, but I am definitely interested in it at this point. 
 
Yes, fair reasons to be interested in it or even excited for it, but not dying to play it, so much that you'd post a huge poster of it as the sole reason this summer lineup won't be dead. 
You know what i mean ?
#40 Posted by PrivateIronTFU (3874 posts) -

I don't understand anything that's been said about Deus Ex Human Revolution thus far. I'm excited for it because it looks fun, and apparently every journalist that's spent time with the game is excited for it as well. Do we need more of a reason than that?

#41 Posted by Subjugation (4693 posts) -
@Ahmad_Metallic: I guess it's time to fall back on the other popular suggestion in this thread. Who's ready to masturbate?
#42 Edited by Seppli (9736 posts) -

Party, friends, drugs, booze, hookers, sports, water sports, tv shows, movies, comics, books. Or how about an oldfashioned vacation?
 
...and whatever game tickles your fancy. Personally just got my copy of Metro 2033, but won't unwrap it until I've played the shit out of my free month of PSN+ giving me access to Burnout Paradise, which I always wanted to get but never did. It's sooo good!

#43 Posted by Elemental_89 (56 posts) -

Go outside. They invented this thing called ''socialising'', its pretty dope.

#44 Posted by Tanikaze (68 posts) -
@AnimalFather said:
seroiusly theres nthing comming out for months...wth am i suppose to to do
Play an old game? You have literally like 40 years of video games to work with. You have not played all of those games,or even all the good ones.
#45 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -
@weeman105 said:
@Ahmad_Metallic: I guess it's time to fall back on the other popular suggestion in this thread. Who's ready to masturbate?
I'd pay cash to watch Weeman masturbate  
 
totally heterosexual curiosity 
#46 Posted by emergency (1190 posts) -

Alan Wake for sure, at least that's the one I enjoyed the most out of the three mentioned.

#47 Posted by iam3green (14388 posts) -

welcome to the club. i've been out of school for like a month now and can't find a job. i just got the diploma the other night. 
 
i think you should get alan wake.