Why do people want this thread locked? It's not doing any harm and it's been fun to speculate on what's going on.
Because people with far too many posts next to their name think they run the forums and when a thread is no longer of interest to them or someone within the thread has annoyed them they start screaming "LOCK IT!" to show how above all this shit they are.
The Large Post Count Illuminati will not take this lightly..