Sessler & co. tweet about "bad news" concerning the industry

The Large Post Count Illuminati will not take this lightly..

OOOOOOOOOooooooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooo I'm so scared .... what are they gonna do? Kill my interne..t... <DISCONNECTED>

So which rumor was it again?

• PS4 overheats after an hour of play
• XboxOne's XBL interface is a buggy mess
• Sony won't allow direct video streaming from PS4
• Video game press must submit a review to the game publisher for approval before posting in order to get early access
• The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.

Guys I heard Sony is introducing a secret feature which is going to make it impossible for Giant Bomb to do Endurance Runs on the PS4. I learned about it from a source inside Sony and I can't talk about it any more. Also, one time a PS4 got so hot it turned into plasma and burned to the core off the Earth, came out the other side and then destroyed every YouTube server which hosts every gaming video on the site.

PS. Gies annoys me because of reasons. Something about Rebel FM.

PPS. The internet is stupid.

NEW RUMOR

Obviously it is nothing, NOTHING to do with overheating PS4s or Glitchy Xbox One stuff - why would they care? Why would Adam Sessler be thrown out of shape by that? He'd simply laugh at technical glitches and get on with doing what he does.

Obviously, OBVIOUSLY, it is about something that is affecting his business. A publisher or a console manufacturer has probably told him that he can't use footage of a game or a certain number of games. Or, Sony and Microsoft are banning YouTube videos of their games. That's the only thing that would throw Sessler off his game, since his JOB depends on Youtube. Rev3 hasn't been around for that long and I assume their business strategy is only viable if they have youtube to host their videos.

It's almost certainly something of that nature. This whole "Overheating" and "xbox bugs" stuff is silly. No reviewer would care about that.

@animasta said:

Yeah, but so what? Why lock anything, ever? "I don't like this topic, and so neither should anyone else!"

It's a strange attitude. Alright if there are 20 topics discussing the same thing, or if a thread was created by a spam bot. Fine, lock those. But one thread? Just because it got long? That is stupid. "People seem to want to discuss this, better shut that shit down."

Most of these rumors are obvious random BS or you can track them back to fanboys.

The secret is that the Xbox One is just two Ouyas taped to a Kinect.

@cannedbread: PLEASE BE TRUE

Guys, I think I know what's happening!! I cracked the mystery!!

Phil Fish canceled FEZ 2.

i love the direction this thread has taken,

this is the type of old school GB forum nonsense Ive missed.

Don't be ridiculous, the Xbox One is actually just a new model of the original Xbox, PSone style.

@joeyravn: You fools, this mystery IS FEZ 2! Think about it, when was the last time the internet united over solving a puzzle. Only the video game was cancelled, FEZ 2 was not.

You are falling for the misdirection! Clearly only one man has enough money to set up this whole thing, Gabe Newell. There isn't actually going to be any console launches, this all just a huge alternate reality game leading to the Half Life 3 announcement.

No. Wait. I got it.

Phil Fish. Fil Phish.

Coincidence? I think not. I'll let you work on that theory.

Hey guys I read online that Fez 2 is being put out on ps4 at launch but only approved journalist with SOE Metacritic scores above 85% get dev kits that can capture in 1080p.

@kishinfoulux: I have half changed my position. You are right about chuff and matt, but arthur is still the worst imo.

pre ordering anything is a dumb idea.

"We are beyond the looking glass people...."

this man knows! ............BURN HIM!!!!

I'll just throw some more kindling on this fire because I am finding it amusing.

http://i.imgur.com/8vyibDE.png

What's this about a high post conspiracy? I was too busy Photoshopping nipples into video games.

@nekroskop: Oh god I remember that video.

FUCK ALL THIS I'M GETTING A WII U

I'll say this about this thread, though, for all the people that said early on that Sess shouldn't have posted vague, alarming tweets, the other 14 pages did a much, much better job of explaining why.

The suspense is killing me. WHAT COULD IT BE?!

New info: The Loch Ness monsters is responsible for sinking an entire fleet of XBox One cargo ships off of Madagascar.

Come on, scoops... get to it.

Fortunately, I don't need a console anymore because I have a peripheral that I kickstarted that I can stick my man parts into that plugs into my PC. I am unsubscribing to this thread now.

I know right? This shit all got weird once I decided to get a PS4 controller for my PS3 and PC and seriously started thinking about getting a Wii U.

What the fuck is happening.

@extomar: Don't be ridiculous, the Loch Ness monster can't survive in salt water.

#SHOTSFIRED

PS Fourminus xBOX One= Every bit of footage we've seen from "next gen games" are actually clips from Half Life Three.

Wake up and smell the chemtrails, folks: This is the bad news. Half Life 3 will be every game ever, thus destroying the industry.

@familyphotoshoot said:

#SHOTSFIRED

Wow that seemed like a incredibly childish and bitchy way to handle this. Shame on whoever that guy is

@familyphotoshoot said:

#SHOTSFIRED

That dudes a moron who is clearly bitter about his time in the games press.

Because clearly big can only mean one thing. Also its pretty obvious he just hates MS.

Edit: Everyone should just forget about all this until we get some real news on it.

Alright youngblood I see you.

Did Sony turn heel ?!

If that post was authored by someone who writes sentences for a living, then I am a wizard.

DAMN YOU'RE A WIZARD DOG. No serious why is there lack of basic punctuation and random nonsensical formatting errors?

This thread is pretty great. Love you guys.

I live 20 minutes away from a building that has a Sony logo on it. Turns out HL3 was cancelled.

@noelveiga: Great post.

I totally get the merit or entertainment of idle speculation, probably keeps our imaginations and our deductive skills running well... But Sess in this case is encouraging idle speculation with scant information or data to go off of. Everyone is making guesses based off of single phrases and a million other data points gathered from a million other sources... because they want to know what Sessler is saying but refusing to explain.

This thread sure has gone off the deep end... which is good cause that is what makes it entertaining. In all seriousness it is either one of two things. Dev's becoming far more strict about how and who can review their games while reserving the right to not let them.... Or it is the dev's are going to make a real effort to force youtube to shut down all monetized gaming video's, which includes these peoples reviews which they were relying on for revenue.

/salt

#E3MYSTERIES