#701 Posted by Humanity (9597 posts) -

@kishinfoulux said:

Why do people want this thread locked? It's not doing any harm and it's been fun to speculate on what's going on.

Because people with far too many posts next to their name think they run the forums and when a thread is no longer of interest to them or someone within the thread has annoyed them they start screaming "LOCK IT!" to show how above all this shit they are.

The Large Post Count Illuminati will not take this lightly..

#702 Posted by PandaBear (1377 posts) -

@humanity said:

@pandabear said:

@kishinfoulux said:

Why do people want this thread locked? It's not doing any harm and it's been fun to speculate on what's going on.

Because people with far too many posts next to their name think they run the forums and when a thread is no longer of interest to them or someone within the thread has annoyed them they start screaming "LOCK IT!" to show how above all this shit they are.

The Large Post Count Illuminati will not take this lightly..

OOOOOOOOOooooooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooo I'm so scared .... what are they gonna do? Kill my interne..t... <DISCONNECTED>

#703 Posted by PenguinDust (12554 posts) -

So which rumor was it again?

  • PS4 overheats after an hour of play
  • XboxOne's XBL interface is a buggy mess
  • Sony won't allow direct video streaming from PS4
  • Video game press must submit a review to the game publisher for approval before posting in order to get early access
  • The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.
#704 Edited by TruthTellah (9318 posts) -

@humanity said:

@pandabear said:

@kishinfoulux said:

Why do people want this thread locked? It's not doing any harm and it's been fun to speculate on what's going on.

Because people with far too many posts next to their name think they run the forums and when a thread is no longer of interest to them or someone within the thread has annoyed them they start screaming "LOCK IT!" to show how above all this shit they are.

The Large Post Count Illuminati will not take this lightly..

OOOOOOOOOooooooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooo I'm so scared .... what are they gonna do? Kill my interne..t... <DISCONNECTED>

You've been targeted for termination.

#705 Posted by Thompson820 (410 posts) -

Guys I heard Sony is introducing a secret feature which is going to make it impossible for Giant Bomb to do Endurance Runs on the PS4. I learned about it from a source inside Sony and I can't talk about it any more. Also, one time a PS4 got so hot it turned into plasma and burned to the core off the Earth, came out the other side and then destroyed every YouTube server which hosts every gaming video on the site.

PS. Gies annoys me because of reasons. Something about Rebel FM.

PPS. The internet is stupid.

#706 Edited by BigJeffrey (5076 posts) -

NEW RUMOR

#707 Posted by Korolev (1714 posts) -

Obviously it is nothing, NOTHING to do with overheating PS4s or Glitchy Xbox One stuff - why would they care? Why would Adam Sessler be thrown out of shape by that? He'd simply laugh at technical glitches and get on with doing what he does.

Obviously, OBVIOUSLY, it is about something that is affecting his business. A publisher or a console manufacturer has probably told him that he can't use footage of a game or a certain number of games. Or, Sony and Microsoft are banning YouTube videos of their games. That's the only thing that would throw Sessler off his game, since his JOB depends on Youtube. Rev3 hasn't been around for that long and I assume their business strategy is only viable if they have youtube to host their videos.

It's almost certainly something of that nature. This whole "Overheating" and "xbox bugs" stuff is silly. No reviewer would care about that.

#708 Posted by Anund (921 posts) -

@animasta said:

@pandabear said:

@kishinfoulux said:

Why do people want this thread locked? It's not doing any harm and it's been fun to speculate on what's going on.

Because people with far too many posts next to their name think they run the forums and when a thread is no longer of interest to them or someone within the thread has annoyed them they start screaming "LOCK IT!" to show how above all this shit they are.

as someone with 10 times as many posts as you have, you are a dumb face!

that's really not the reason, some people just think it's a worthless thread? it has nothing to do with numbers of posts.

Yeah, but so what? Why lock anything, ever? "I don't like this topic, and so neither should anyone else!"

It's a strange attitude. Alright if there are 20 topics discussing the same thing, or if a thread was created by a spam bot. Fine, lock those. But one thread? Just because it got long? That is stupid. "People seem to want to discuss this, better shut that shit down."

#709 Posted by Nictel (2429 posts) -

So which rumor was it again?

  • PS4 overheats after an hour of play - Xbox fans that dislike that Sony builds better hardware
  • XboxOne's XBL interface is a buggy mess - PS fans that dislike that the general opinion is 360 interface > PS3 interface
  • Sony won't allow direct video streaming from PS4 - "Direct video streaming" As in stream while you play without any third party (ustream) in between? Seems logical.
  • Video game press must submit a review to the game publisher for approval before posting in order to get early access - What is this even.. Why would anyone approve to this..
  • The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. - Valid and probably true

Most of these rumors are obvious random BS or you can track them back to fanboys.

#710 Posted by CannedBread (30 posts) -

The secret is that the Xbox One is just two Ouyas taped to a Kinect.

#711 Edited by Usernameandemail (123 posts) -
#712 Posted by JoeyRavn (4994 posts) -

Guys, I think I know what's happening!! I cracked the mystery!!

Phil Fish canceled FEZ 2.

#713 Posted by mrfluke (5271 posts) -

i love the direction this thread has taken,

this is the type of old school GB forum nonsense Ive missed.

#714 Posted by Nubikal (107 posts) -

The secret is that the Xbox One is just two Ouyas taped to a Kinect.

Don't be ridiculous, the Xbox One is actually just a new model of the original Xbox, PSone style.

#715 Posted by Levius (1169 posts) -

@joeyravn: You fools, this mystery IS FEZ 2! Think about it, when was the last time the internet united over solving a puzzle. Only the video game was cancelled, FEZ 2 was not.

#716 Posted by endaround (2147 posts) -

@joeyravn: You fools, this mystery IS FEZ 2! Think about it, when was the last time the internet united over solving a puzzle. Only the video game was cancelled, FEZ 2 was not.

You are falling for the misdirection! Clearly only one man has enough money to set up this whole thing, Gabe Newell. There isn't actually going to be any console launches, this all just a huge alternate reality game leading to the Half Life 3 announcement.

#717 Edited by JoeyRavn (4994 posts) -

@endaround said:

@amatureidiot said:

@joeyravn: You fools, this mystery IS FEZ 2! Think about it, when was the last time the internet united over solving a puzzle. Only the video game was cancelled, FEZ 2 was not.

You are falling for the misdirection! Clearly only one man has enough money to set up this whole thing, Gabe Newell. There isn't actually going to be any console launches, this all just a huge alternate reality game leading to the Half Life 3 announcement.

No. Wait. I got it.

Phil Fish. Fil Phish.

Coincidence? I think not. I'll let you work on that theory.

#718 Posted by Usernameandemail (123 posts) -

Hey guys I read online that Fez 2 is being put out on ps4 at launch but only approved journalist with SOE Metacritic scores above 85% get dev kits that can capture in 1080p.

#719 Posted by mageemagoo (193 posts) -

@kishinfoulux: I have half changed my position. You are right about chuff and matt, but arthur is still the worst imo.

#720 Posted by TheManWithNoPlan (5801 posts) -

@humanity said:

@pandabear said:

@kishinfoulux said:

Why do people want this thread locked? It's not doing any harm and it's been fun to speculate on what's going on.

Because people with far too many posts next to their name think they run the forums and when a thread is no longer of interest to them or someone within the thread has annoyed them they start screaming "LOCK IT!" to show how above all this shit they are.

The Large Post Count Illuminati will not take this lightly..

OOOOOOOOOooooooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooo I'm so scared .... what are they gonna do? Kill my interne..t... <DISCONNECTED>

#722 Posted by Nekroskop (2786 posts) -
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

#723 Posted by jayjonesjunior (1090 posts) -

@talibanchic: My uncle who works at Nintendo just confirmed this.

Also this is why pre-ordering consoles is a dumb idea.

pre ordering anything is a dumb idea.

#724 Posted by Wikitoups (848 posts) -

So which rumor was it again?

  • PS4 overheats after an hour of play
  • XboxOne's XBL interface is a buggy mess
  • Sony won't allow direct video streaming from PS4
  • Video game press must submit a review to the game publisher for approval before posting in order to get early access
  • The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.

"We are beyond the looking glass people...."

#725 Posted by shinjin977 (786 posts) -

@nictel said:

@penguindust said:

So which rumor was it again?

  • PS4 overheats after an hour of play - Xbox fans that dislike that Sony builds better hardware
  • XboxOne's XBL interface is a buggy mess - PS fans that dislike that the general opinion is 360 interface > PS3 interface
  • Sony won't allow direct video streaming from PS4 - "Direct video streaming" As in stream while you play without any third party (ustream) in between? Seems logical.
  • Video game press must submit a review to the game publisher for approval before posting in order to get early access - What is this even.. Why would anyone approve to this..
  • The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. - Valid and probably true

Most of these rumors are obvious random BS or you can track them back to fanboys.

this man knows! ............BURN HIM!!!!

#726 Posted by TwoArmed (114 posts) -
#727 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@kishinfoulux said:

Why do people want this thread locked? It's not doing any harm and it's been fun to speculate on what's going on.

Because people with far too many posts next to their name think they run the forums and when a thread is no longer of interest to them or someone within the thread has annoyed them they start screaming "LOCK IT!" to show how above all this shit they are.

What's this about a high post conspiracy? I was too busy Photoshopping nipples into video games.

#728 Edited by Dezztroy (825 posts) -
#729 Edited by Vuud (2033 posts) -

FUCK ALL THIS I'M GETTING A WII U

#730 Posted by NoelVeiga (1102 posts) -

I'll say this about this thread, though, for all the people that said early on that Sess shouldn't have posted vague, alarming tweets, the other 14 pages did a much, much better job of explaining why.

#731 Posted by AcidBrandon18 (764 posts) -

The suspense is killing me. WHAT COULD IT BE?!

#732 Posted by EXTomar (4843 posts) -

New info: The Loch Ness monsters is responsible for sinking an entire fleet of XBox One cargo ships off of Madagascar.

#733 Posted by hermes (1536 posts) -

Come on, scoops... get to it.

#734 Edited by Jayzilla (2567 posts) -

Fortunately, I don't need a console anymore because I have a peripheral that I kickstarted that I can stick my man parts into that plugs into my PC. I am unsubscribing to this thread now.

#735 Posted by TheHT (11521 posts) -
@vuud said:

FUCK ALL THIS I'M GETTING A WII U

I know right? This shit all got weird once I decided to get a PS4 controller for my PS3 and PC and seriously started thinking about getting a Wii U.

What the fuck is happening.

#736 Posted by Veektarius (4921 posts) -

@extomar: Don't be ridiculous, the Loch Ness monster can't survive in salt water.

#737 Edited by familyphotoshoot (654 posts) -

#SHOTSFIRED

#738 Posted by ShaggE (6554 posts) -

PS Four minus xBOX One= Every bit of footage we've seen from "next gen games" are actually clips from Half Life Three.

Wake up and smell the chemtrails, folks: This is the bad news. Half Life 3 will be every game ever, thus destroying the industry.

#739 Edited by slyspider (1285 posts) -

#SHOTSFIRED

Wow that seemed like a incredibly childish and bitchy way to handle this. Shame on whoever that guy is

#740 Edited by Manhattan_Project (2162 posts) -

@familyphotoshoot said:

#SHOTSFIRED

That dudes a moron who is clearly bitter about his time in the games press.

Because clearly big can only mean one thing. Also its pretty obvious he just hates MS.

Edit: Everyone should just forget about all this until we get some real news on it.

#741 Posted by ArtisanBreads (3882 posts) -

@mezmero said:

I'm tweeting into a whole new era, @gfunk cracking wise I dare ya, @funk on a whole new level, the Twitter is a blog if the blog was a scribble.

Alright youngblood I see you.

#742 Posted by spankingaddict (2705 posts) -

Did Sony turn heel ?!

#743 Posted by DetectiveSpecial (466 posts) -

@twoarmed said:

I'll just throw some more kindling on this fire because I am finding it amusing.

http://i.imgur.com/8vyibDE.png

If that post was authored by someone who writes sentences for a living, then I am a wizard.

#744 Posted by slyspider (1285 posts) -

@twoarmed said:

I'll just throw some more kindling on this fire because I am finding it amusing.

http://i.imgur.com/8vyibDE.png

If that post was authored by someone who writes sentences for a living, then I am a wizard.

DAMN YOU'RE A WIZARD DOG. No serious why is there lack of basic punctuation and random nonsensical formatting errors?

#745 Edited by zudthespud (3283 posts) -

This thread is pretty great. Love you guys.

#746 Posted by mosdl (3229 posts) -

I live 20 minutes away from a building that has a Sony logo on it. Turns out HL3 was cancelled.

#747 Posted by Brodehouse (10072 posts) -

@noelveiga: Great post.

I totally get the merit or entertainment of idle speculation, probably keeps our imaginations and our deductive skills running well... But Sess in this case is encouraging idle speculation with scant information or data to go off of. Everyone is making guesses based off of single phrases and a million other data points gathered from a million other sources... because they want to know what Sessler is saying but refusing to explain.

#748 Posted by Karkarov (3182 posts) -

This thread sure has gone off the deep end... which is good cause that is what makes it entertaining. In all seriousness it is either one of two things. Dev's becoming far more strict about how and who can review their games while reserving the right to not let them.... Or it is the dev's are going to make a real effort to force youtube to shut down all monetized gaming video's, which includes these peoples reviews which they were relying on for revenue.

#749 Posted by RazielCuts (2976 posts) -

/salt

#750 Posted by Commander_Crichton (157 posts) -

#E3MYSTERIES