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#51  Edited By CaptainScarLeg

Did we really need another thread after this one?
Plus the old one has more options.

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#52  Edited By Snipzor

Tie between Drew, Vinny and Brad.... 
 
/Brad

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#53  Edited By Mmmslash

Jeff is kind of my role model, and for that, I kind of HAVE to man-crush on him, right?

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#54  Edited By SimplyTron

 This is a fucking retarded thread.  Everyone knows that its Ryan and that will never change.  He can have his way with my anus any day.
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#55  Edited By rhodric

Team Brad!

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#56  Edited By Gabriel
@Blueman said:
" Definatly Brad. Would've been Vinny, but the guy drops too many c-bombs. "
Every day is a good day to drop a C-bomb, CUNT.
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#57  Edited By ahriman22

Goddammit... 
 
Vinny.

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#58  Edited By PureRok

Drew and Vinny tie for moi. Sexy in a completely platonic/bro appreciation way.

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#59  Edited By Red12b
@I_smell said:
" @BenX02 said:
" @I_smell said:

" I love that Brad's winning, cos he used to be the personification of "dork" back in those old Gamespot reviews. "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGQsInJorkM   XD  "

No well I actually meant this. "
Far out, that's buzzy as, Although Ryan's old Review for Tony Hawks on the PS1 is nearly as buzzy,  
And then you have Jeff's old Reviews as well,
  
But then you have this, I think this speaks for itself.
  
   
And can this thread get locked now? 
Or is it just not creepy enough? 
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#60  Edited By I_smell

That was simply incredible.

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#61  Edited By Daveyo520

Someone had a post not too long ago about the cutest one and Vinny was winning then too. C'mon people can you not hear Brad's voice?

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#62  Edited By steelharrison
@Daveyo520 said:
"Someone had a post not too long ago about the cutest one and Vinny was winning then too. C'mon people can you not hear Brad's voice? "

his voice makes me instantly cream everywhere right when I hear it ;)
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#63  Edited By DrPockets000

This topic is creepy.   
 
 
 
Yes, I voted.

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#64  Edited By Cazamalos

obviously Vinny

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#65  Edited By Dalai
Cinquebri is technically the only female on the staff page so I'm going with her by default.
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#66  Edited By zanzibarbreeze
@Wes899 said:
" @BenX02 said:
" @I_smell said:
" @BenX02 said:
" @I_smell said:

" I love that Brad's winning, cos he used to be the personification of "dork" back in those old Gamespot reviews. "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGQsInJorkM   XD  "

No well I actually meant this. "
Damn!  That is hilarious. "
WOW. That's a sick beard. "
I cannot unsee that. I will never see Brad the same way again.
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#67  Edited By Metric_Outlaw
@LiquidPrince said:
" I don't rate another man on sexiness. "
Then rate them on deliciousness.
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#68  Edited By zanzibarbreeze

I'm sorry, but I just watched a raft of old video reviews. Jeff is the only one that's recognizable to me. Who's this Ryan and Brad you guys are talking about? They are just incredibly different, so much so that I'm speechless. I literally have no speech.

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#69  Edited By Scarlet_Rogue

Normally I'd go with Brad. But there's something about Drew...
 
...this is taking me to a weird place. I'm gonna go suppress this by playing something mindless and manly. Like wrestling or naked gears of war.

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#70  Edited By laussica

BRAD :D

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#71  Edited By lolgreg

Jeff because of his monstrous peni-  wait what?

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#72  Edited By NubMonk

Definitely Drew because he looks like Dexter Morgan.

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#73  Edited By armaan8014
@CL60 said:
" We need a new one of these every month I guess. "
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#74  Edited By goldenmnk

BRAD SHOEMAKER still gets the PR ladies , nuff said. Come on guys lets cheer brad up, he always looks so down and sick.

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#75  Edited By jakeroc

100% Vinny. I want to be caressed in his gentle, muscular arms.

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#76  Edited By Headlines
@NubMonk: OMG YESSS!!!, but i have to say brad
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#77  Edited By natetodamax

I guess I'm one of the few people on Giant Bomb that doesn't have a sexual attraction towards men. Well done people.

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#78  Edited By habster3

O_o Wierd poll.

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#79  Edited By habster3

Whoa, I just misspelled Weird; I suck.

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#80  Edited By MasturbatingBear
@Wes899 said:
" @BenX02 said:
" @I_smell said:
" @BenX02 said:
" @I_smell said:

" I love that Brad's winning, cos he used to be the personification of "dork" back in those old Gamespot reviews. "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGQsInJorkM   XD  "

No well I actually meant this. "
Damn!  That is hilarious. "
WOW. That's a sick beard. "
Jesus christ thats hilarious. I remember an early episode of The Hotspot, (early 05-early06) where they got a call from a chick talkin bout how sexy brad sounds. Hella uncomfortable!
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#81  Edited By Brunchies

Like Lemon said, Vinny is the epitome of sexiness. 

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#82  Edited By Sharpless

What? No love for Dave and his sleepy Joel Hodgson style?

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#83  Edited By Kedi

Vinny, no second thoughts.

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#84  Edited By Black_Rose

Above my Brad fanboyism, I must admit that drew is pretty fucking good looking. 

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#85  Edited By MonkeyGekko

Gotta say Vinny.

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#86  Edited By gunslingerNZ
@Smokay said:
" Hooray more creepy staff threads.  Um,Vinny i mean cmon "
This is only slightly less creepy than some of the others but it's a damn sight more weird.
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#87  Edited By stevieq

Gotta be Vinny, but any of them would do.
 o_O

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#88  Edited By carlos2286

how can you people not like Ryan, shame on you!!!

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#89  Edited By AndrewB

Dave has a name, people.

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#90  Edited By teptom

I'm getting tired of answering these types of questions. 
 
Vinny.

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#91  Edited By carlos2286

you people dont know a damn about sexiness, Ryan is the one!!!!!

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#92  Edited By Fish_Face_McGee

The Snide.  I find brains super sexy in my hypothetical gay crushes.  

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#93  Edited By CaptainMax

Drew. He's a total twink.

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#94  Edited By SoothsayerGB

Drew...

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#95  Edited By jmrwacko

Vinny's alright, but he's got that weird sort of guido look, if you get what I'm saying. Brad, albeit always half awake, is the real lady's man of the Giant Bomb staff.

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#96  Edited By iam3green

SNIDE NEEDS LOVING ALSO!!! 
 
snide needs loving so i voted for him in a none gay way.

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#97  Edited By GaZZuM

After that QOTW I'm totally sold on Vinny.

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#98  Edited By demontium

Why so many for brad? 
 
It is either vinny or drew.

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#99  Edited By zeouterlimits

How do people not dig Jeff or Dave? :-(

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#100  Edited By AngelKore

I'd steal a uterus just to have Vinny's babies.
Actually, I'd steal 2: one for Luchadeer. :D