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#1 Posted by Unilad (580 posts) -

The 'red ring' became infamous with the 360.

What will the XONE 'problem' be?

Guesses?

ps. I'm not a pessimist, I'm merely an dyslexic realist (hence poor grammar, and short post)

#2 Posted by Oscar__Explosion (2435 posts) -

We won't know untill we see what the error looks like.

#3 Posted by BlatantNinja23 (928 posts) -

@oscar__explosion: exactly, it's the RROD and the YLOD because those were the error notifications.

#4 Posted by TruthTellah (9489 posts) -

@unilad said:
What will the XONE 'problem' be?

The PS4?

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#5 Posted by Otleaz (45 posts) -

We could call it an Xbox One.

"Oh shit, my Xbox One caught the Xbox One! What do I do?"

"Uh oh, that means your xbox is going to start bombarding you with ads and watching you 24/7 through the kinect."

#6 Posted by Ennosuke (59 posts) -

@unilad said:
What will the XONE 'problem' be?

The PS4?

More of a short term problem, not a long term problem ;)

#7 Posted by Oscar__Explosion (2435 posts) -
#8 Posted by Yagami (607 posts) -

"Mattricked"

#9 Posted by falserelic (5407 posts) -

The xbox one will become a hollow, and do all sorts of naughty things. The Kinect will learn all our dirty secrets and use it against us..

#10 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

Forgot to pay for internet-of-death?
That doesn't really work now since they fixed that so we won't really know untill it happens.
Kinda like how it was with the 360 if you remember

#11 Posted by zenmastah (999 posts) -
#12 Posted by Darji (5293 posts) -

XBoned?

#13 Posted by SomeJerk (3403 posts) -

The Cloud.

#14 Posted by supamon (1334 posts) -
#15 Edited by Alekss (327 posts) -

Michael Suicide

#16 Edited by I_Stay_Puft (3830 posts) -

Steve Irwin or "Don Mattrick's Career".

#17 Posted by charlie_victor_bravo (1048 posts) -

"Counter surveillance measure activated".

#18 Posted by Ghostiet (5345 posts) -

Zero'd.

#19 Edited by rachelepithet (1393 posts) -

Bye; Zinga'ed

Loneliest Numbered

#20 Posted by TooWalrus (13258 posts) -

My Xbox One is Xbox Done...

#21 Posted by JasonR86 (9729 posts) -

'You've been...XBONED!'

#22 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (13629 posts) -

Skynet activated.

#23 Posted by MonkeyKing1969 (3052 posts) -

Xbox...turn on

Xbox... divide by zero.

Oh Shi.....

#24 Posted by Mowgers (389 posts) -

@darji said:

XBoned?

This, Clearly.

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#25 Posted by sins_of_mosin (1539 posts) -

The same as current... idiots putting a electronic device that requires hot air to be removed into a enclosed or tiny space because it looks good in their entertainment center. Or leave it on or just off the floor is another way to suck in those helpful bits of dust and hair.

#26 Posted by Hailinel (25205 posts) -

The same as current... idiots putting a electronic device that requires hot air to be removed into a enclosed or tiny space because it looks good in their entertainment center. Or leave it on or just off the floor is another way to suck in those helpful bits of dust and hair.

I don't think you understand how stupidly easy it was for an original model 360 to break down.

#27 Posted by Hunkulese (2875 posts) -

Steve Irwin or "Don Mattrick's Career".

Do you not understand the difference between CEO of a major company and president of a division? Don Mattrick took a huge step up.

#28 Posted by Tireyo (6451 posts) -

The Xbone went decumbenated perhaps?

#29 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (3791 posts) -

Yellow Light of Death

#30 Posted by Jay_Ray (1134 posts) -

@hunkulese: not only is it a huge step up but a huge pay raise. He'll make more in a week than most people will make in a decade

#31 Posted by TyCobb (1975 posts) -

Xbox...turn on

Xbox... divide by zero.

Oh Shi.....

HAHA Well done.

#32 Edited by super2j (1799 posts) -

We won't know untill we see what the error looks like.

this. but if I had to guess.

Error/event: the kinect glitches and turns on at random(or hacked) to record someone, and that is streamed to youtube or twitch.

Name: XXX(public)boner

Error/event: the rumble triggers break and/or they are looser

Name: XBFG (X broken finger guns).

Error/event: any sort of issue stopping 4 players from playing locally/online

Name: Foreplay error.

#33 Edited by Subjugation (4744 posts) -

This thread is awful.

#34 Posted by Sploder (917 posts) -

The one ring

#35 Posted by ArbitraryWater (12138 posts) -

Whatever color the power button turns when your system is broken.

#36 Edited by ch3burashka (5263 posts) -

Steve Irwin or "Don Mattrick's Career".

Too soon...

#37 Posted by jakob187 (21780 posts) -

I'm sure that the front of the console just displays a picture of Don Mattick whenever it fails.

#38 Posted by Hailinel (25205 posts) -

@i_stay_puft said:

Steve Irwin or "Don Mattrick's Career".

Do you not understand the difference between CEO of a major company and president of a division? Don Mattrick took a huge step up.

And he stepped right up into the top position of a company that's threatening to topple like an off-kilter Jenga tower. If it collapses, then what?

#39 Posted by isomeri (1423 posts) -

@hailinel said:

@hunkulese said:

@i_stay_puft said:

Steve Irwin or "Don Mattrick's Career".

Do you not understand the difference between CEO of a major company and president of a division? Don Mattrick took a huge step up.

And he stepped right up into the top position of a company that's threatening to topple like an off-kilter Jenga tower. If it collapses, then what?

"I tried to turn back the company but it was already too late. The previous guy in charge had screwed things up too badly. Now please give me my multi-million dollar severance package."

This thread is awful.

And you sir are very right indeed. Speculating on potential future hardware issues is rather ridiculous.

#40 Posted by rentfn (1288 posts) -

What is it called when the PS3's laser stops reading disks and you have to spend $150 bucks...cause that happened to me twice. Every system has problems...why think about it now.

#41 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (3791 posts) -

Why does this thread exist? @chaser324 @gamer_152 @sparky_buzzsaw

@rentfn said:

What is it called when the PS3's laser stops reading disks and you have to spend $150 bucks...cause that happened to me twice. Every system has problems...why think about it now.

@blu3v3nom07 said:

Yellow Light of Death

#42 Posted by Turtlebird95 (2621 posts) -

No.

#43 Posted by Reisz (1527 posts) -

Let's not put the cart before the horse.

#44 Edited by Chaser324 (6750 posts) -

We're still a few months out from having an Xbox One on our shelves, so it's going to be at least that long until any of us see what the error indicator is. At that point, I'm sure we'll be able to fill in the "__________ of death", but for now, I'm locking down this thread.

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