#1 Posted by faxon (62 posts) -

anyone in the UK with money! id do it myself coz jesus we have some lad mags. and trash mags. those pick me up mags where "A GHOST FIDDLED MY CAT!" all over the front cover!!

we got nuts and zoo and loaded and other such nonsense!

we have boobies in our "news papers" for god sake!!

#2 Posted by falserelic (4947 posts) -

YEAH BUDDY!!! LIGHT WEIGHT!!!!

#3 Posted by CaLe (3678 posts) -

That would make for a great mailbag video.

#4 Posted by Willza92 (253 posts) -

but god forbid there should be naked ladies on our interwebs.. GG CAMERON.

#5 Posted by faxon (62 posts) -

no its perfect. because internet providers now have to call up every single customer and ask them if they would like to retain access to adult sites.

so aaaaaaaaaaaaaall across the country theres gonna be awkward conversations like this:

internet: hello is that Mrs Smith?

Mrs Smith: yes this is me

internet: we need to ask if you want to keep being able to look at porn. would you like to keep the porn?

Mrs Smith: ..hang on a second..

*knocks on bedroom door*

son, the internet just called... theyre asking if youd like to keep being able to look at porn....

son:.....

Mrs Smith: .... would you like to keep the porn?

son:.... uuh.... kind of... :I

Mrs Smith: ok...

hello internet? yes wed like to keep the porn..

internet: ok.

#6 Posted by alternate (2655 posts) -

No, they are embarrassing unless you are 14 or a squaddie. If you want to see softcore porn or shark bites then check the internet.

#7 Posted by chris24680 (10 posts) -

My need for sending in a newspaper with breasts to them is unfortunately outweighed by my utter disdain for the sun, however I do have a good idea for a package that would hopefully make a very good mailbag.

#8 Posted by faxon (62 posts) -

theres always the star

#9 Posted by dudeglove (7254 posts) -

Signs point to No.

#10 Posted by Soap (3530 posts) -

@faxon said:

no its perfect. because internet providers now have to call up every single customer and ask them if they would like to retain access to adult sites.

Its exactly like that! Except in reverse. You have to phone them up and say you'd like to look at porn. :/

#11 Edited by Cheesebob (1212 posts) -

DO IT

#12 Posted by Milkman (16228 posts) -

Are you having a laugh?

#13 Posted by GunslingerPanda (4480 posts) -

Or we could round up all these... "Lad Mags" and set fire to them in hopes of violently murdering the Lad culture forever.

Violently.

#14 Posted by alwaysbebombing (1281 posts) -

Oh man. It took me so long to figure out what "lad mags" were.

#15 Posted by rebgav (1429 posts) -

@faxon said:

so aaaaaaaaaaaaaall across the country theres gonna be awkward conversations like this:

Nah, ISPs will just charge you extra for the "I need a wank" package. I'd charge you an extra 20 bucks a month for the unfiltered internet.

Boner tax.

#16 Posted by Gamer_152 (13975 posts) -

I think this would make for a far more awkward mailbag video than you're envisioning.

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#17 Posted by leebmx (1866 posts) -

Someone send them The Sport, Nuts and Zoo. They will get the picture.

#18 Edited by narujoe93 (2438 posts) -

This is going to turn into them quick lookin porn, I just know it

#19 Posted by Nitrocore (356 posts) -

That's a great idea, because they don't have access to photoshopped softcore porn over there do they? Sounds like they could be in for a treat.