#1 Posted by maxwell (40 posts) -

I just totally wiped the floor w/ Coonce on Street Fighter 2!!!

Battle 1 Statistics:

Characters: Ryu (Coonce), Ryu (me)
Total number of cheap moves: 1 (me)
Total number of 3+ hit combos: 1 (Coonce)
Total number of swear words uttered: 3? (me)
Wins: 2 (Coonce), 3 (me)

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#2 Posted by TheGTAvaccine (2883 posts) -

Nice. Needs more swear words though.

#3 Posted by Endogene (4741 posts) -

needs a giant tournament using ZSNES on-line functions.

#4 Posted by Jon47 (9 posts) -

I've seen you play Street Fighter II Maxwell.  You win matches, thats true, but you fight an ugly fight.  There is no artistry and your resulting victories are empty and die a rustling, dry death.

#5 Posted by coonce (1429 posts) -

LMAO!

throws do not equal wins!
#6 Posted by Endogene (4741 posts) -

Which street fighter 2 where you playing actually?

#7 Posted by maxwell (40 posts) -

SF2: Hyper Fighting

#8 Posted by Endogene (4741 posts) -
maxwell said:
"SF2: Hyper Fighting"
I'll take you on any time and i will win (i hope)
#9 Edited by Linkyshinks (9881 posts) -

Swearing should accompany every Shoryuken, even if it's uttered under your breath, it's a age old tradition

coonce said:

"LMAO!
throws do not equal wins!
"

They do if your lame and are fond of the tap-throw technique.

#10 Posted by maxwell (40 posts) -
"Total number of cheap moves: 1 (me)"

When I used to play with Jon47, we allowed one tap-throw per match.

しょうりゅうけん!!!!


Linkyshinks
said:
"Swearing should accompany every Shoryuken, even if it's uttered under your breath, it's a age old tradition

coonce said:
"LMAO!
throws do not equal wins!
"

They do if your lame and are fond of the tap-throw technique.

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#11 Edited by Linkyshinks (9881 posts) -

I had wondered what that one was.  On the evidence of what he says above you made that one count.

I have to say I am with Jon on the artistry thing. I am well aware a fight is a fight, and is bound to look scrappy at times, but I do admire greatly genuine artistry in fights, intelligence in essence. I try to fight in such a way myself.

Tap-throw is no no with me, under any circumstances, even in friendly bouts. I enter Evil Empire tournaments here in the UK and know full well that using tap- throw over a period of time will eventually embed bad instincts into my game, even in friendly bouts. 

#12 Posted by maxwell (40 posts) -

I respect and honor Jon47, though in this respect he spews nothing by hyperbolic, flamboyant words with meaning but no meat.

Jon47! I call you out!!!

"Long live the FIGHTERS!"

#13 Edited by Jon47 (9 posts) -
maxwell said:
""Total number of cheap moves: 1 (me)"

When I used to play with Jon47, we allowed one tap-throw per match.

We *tolerated* one tap-throw, it is understood that this is the bitch allowance.
#14 Posted by Snail (8473 posts) -

Maxwell your award should be a cookie! Go grab one right away!