Strippers try to Distract Players at Counter-Strike Tournament

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#1  Edited By LeoMinor

And I'll tell you what, I'd be a lot more distracted (and grateful) than these guys:

http://kotaku.com/5394362/strippers-or-counter+strike---which-gets-a-gamers-attention/gallery/

A funny quote form a Kotaku user:

" Y'know, if i go to a tournament, I'm in the mood for a tournament. I don't go hoping that I'm gonna meet some chicks or see some boobies. So it's not a matter of what is more important, it's more of a matter of what I'm in the mood for. I don't bring a DS or PSP to the strip club, so I can't really say that this is a legitimate social analysis of the gamer mentality. I can see it being an opportunity for non gamers to go "Wow look at those fuckin nerds! No wonder all of them are virgins!" People love their stereotypes.

P.S. - Never been to a strip club or a tournament."

EDIT: The whole gallery is here:

http://englishrussia.com/?p=5750

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Counter-Strike players are pimps. They can get any kind of girl they want, so they don't need to stare at stripper titties when trying to shoot people.

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#3  Edited By Seedofpower

Wow, awesome find thanks for sharing lol. That quote makes a  very good point.

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Haha thats great, you can see how hard they are trying to concentrate yet they have huge grins.

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Whoops, I got AWPed again... Hey, ladies, how are you doing?

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#6  Edited By LeoMinor
@Seedofpower said:
" Wow, awesome find thanks for sharing lol. That quote makes a  very good point. "
Not exactly what I was getting at.  No matter where you go, you should always be in the mood for 'chicks and boobies', as that person would put it.
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I think there is a time and a place for chicks and boobies, and this is not one of them.

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#8  Edited By Geno

I hope those strippers like head shots

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#9  Edited By iam3green

lol that is funny. i kind of wounder what they are going to win because of them are just kind of looking on the screen ignoring the girls.

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#10  Edited By jonnyboy

Oh my God!!! Just look at that!!! That Guy's got the new Shure 133XM Wireless Microphone system! What a Beaut!

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#11  Edited By meteora

I'm kinda mixed on the quote. I find it reasonable but then it would be pretty hard for me to follow lol.

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#12  Edited By TheGreatGuero

I'm sorry, did you say something?

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#13  Edited By tebbit
@jonnyboy said:
" Oh my God!!! Just look at that!!! That Guy's got the new Shure 133XM Wireless Microphone system! What a Beaut! "
Thats a SWEET-ASS 
 
 
piece of technology
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#14  Edited By Shadow

I bet on some butterface action going on there based on their expressions and focus on the game.

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#15  Edited By NinjaHunter

If I go to a tournament, I'm in the mood for a tournament. But I'm also ALWAYS in the mood for some female nudity.

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#16  Edited By teptom

Those strippers seem to be trying too hard, or not hard enough.

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#17  Edited By eroticfishcake

Headshots are falling but something else is going up...
 
In all seriousness, they'll annoy the hell out of me if I was trying to play. If I want to play, I don't want anything or anyone to bother me. Besides, I'm not particularly fond of strippers anyway.

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#18  Edited By EVO

That pic is just begging for a caption.

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#19  Edited By JJOR64

I read that on Kotaku.  Thought it was funny.

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#20  Edited By vidiot
Psht, look at those clunky CRT's. 
 
...
 
...Oh, wait, now I see the tits. 
 
The whole thing kinda reminds of this old Sega ad that got me in trouble when I was a kid: 
 
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#21  Edited By Zabant

 >It is estimated that approximately ten percent of the U.S. population or 25 million people are homosexual.
http://adoption.about.com/od/gaylesbian/f/howmany.htm
 
 
I guessing at least one dude would not be distracted

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#22  Edited By Hats

I see we meet again Black Censor Bars you are a worthy foe indeed

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#23  Edited By Mgsfreak
@Geno said:

" I hope those strippers like head shots.  "

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#24  Edited By guiseppe

I haf the uncensored pixx! 
 
It seems like a weird combination, of course boys like them some naked ladies but having them strip while trying to play a tournament? Crazy russians.

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#25  Edited By Atlas

I always thought I should take up Counter-Strike...

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#26  Edited By flaminghobo

Best. Tournament. Ever.

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#27  Edited By jakob187

My team would've been one player short while I was working on creating a new player with those girls. 
 
Every single one of those muthafuckers likes to smoke pole.  That place should've been shut down and turned into a goddamn orgy!

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#28  Edited By penguindust

Whatever, I bet those women don't even play video games!

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#29  Edited By eroticfishcake
@PenguinDust said:
" Whatever, I bet those women don't even play video games! "
Nonsense! They're not even real! They're just a figment of our imagination!
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#31  Edited By L33tfella_H

Counter-Strike and Strippers, totally a Chocolate-Peanut butter Situation.

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#32  Edited By natetodamax
@Geno said:
" I hope those strippers like head shots.  "
You win.