#1 Posted by bartok (2430 posts) -

I made this thread in an attempt to find answers to stupid video game questions that I didn't feel like starting threads for or couldn't find satisfactory answers on google. 
So here goes: 
1. What is the most difficult achievement to unlock that isn't due to a glitch or the servers going offline ? 
2. Will there ever be a legal way to play Capcom's stellar collection of licensed Disney games without having to hook up my ancient NES and scouring ebay for Tailspin ? 
3. How come it isn't illegal for company mascots to star in video games when it is illegal for them to have cartoons based off of them ? 
4. I remember back in the day I would constantly see ads for a game based of Bill Clinton's cat Socks, was that game ever released ?
5. Remember when EGM used to be as thick as a small town phone book, wasn't that awesome ? 
6. Is it technically a SHMUP if you can take more then one hit without a shield power-up ?

#2 Posted by MysteriousBob (6272 posts) -

1. Arefaopgk 
2. Unless those Disney games suddenly become as popular as the Marvel Vs Capcom games- no. 
3. What? 
4. No it wasn't. 
5. No. I don't remember it at all. 
6. I guess so.

#3 Posted by bartok (2430 posts) -
I forgot to add feel free to ask your own stupid questions.
#4 Posted by Yummylee (21279 posts) -

Why the fuck was there an undercooked squid in the Vault in Borderlands?

#5 Edited by BulletproofMonk (2718 posts) -
@Abyssfull said:

" Why the fuck was there an undercooked squid in the Vault in Borderlands? "

Why the fuck not.
#6 Posted by Yummylee (21279 posts) -
@BulletproofMonk said:
" @Abyssfull said:

" Why the fuck was there an undercooked squid in the Vault in Borderlands? "

Why the fuck not. "
Answer a stupid question with another stupid question.. I like your style!
#7 Posted by FreakAche (2950 posts) -

HOW DOES GANT BOMB MAK MONEY??!!1?!1!!?

#8 Posted by BulletproofMonk (2718 posts) -
@Abyssfull: That's how I roll.
#9 Posted by Landon (4130 posts) -

does metroid have a gun for a hand or is the gun over his hand?

#10 Posted by Gamer_152 (14053 posts) -

wat is gaem?

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#11 Posted by cocabis (104 posts) -

question: How awesome would it be to have guns for hands?? 
answer: pretty fuckin awesome

#12 Posted by coaxmetal (1579 posts) -
@Landon said:
" does metroid have a gun for a hand or is the gun over his hand? "
Nobody knows! Not even Nintendo!
#13 Posted by bartok (2430 posts) -
@mircica said:
" question: How awesome would it be to have guns for hands?? answer: pretty fuckin awesome "
It would be awesome until you have to blow your nose or wipe your ass.  
Has Wolverine ever stabbed his chocolate starfish and hot dog flavored water on accident?
#14 Posted by cocabis (104 posts) -
@bartok: no because he drinks it straight from the carton
#15 Posted by Yummylee (21279 posts) -
@Gamer_152 said:
" wat is gaem? "
How is gamey formed? How gaem get pragnant?
#16 Posted by Azteck (7449 posts) -
@Abyssfull said:
" @Gamer_152 said:
" wat is gaem? "
How is gamey formed? How gaem get pragnant? "
I genuinely lol'd.
#17 Posted by HitmanAgent47 (8576 posts) -

What videocard should I buy for a $100

#18 Posted by MysteriousBob (6272 posts) -

When are they going to make another decent Sonic game?

#19 Posted by Afroman269 (7387 posts) -
@Riboflavin said:
" @Landon said:
" does metroid have a gun for a hand or is the gun over his hand? "
Nobody knows! Not even Nintendo! "

In Metroid Prime, there was an x-ray visor which allowed you to see Samus' hand operating the gun inside the suit.
#20 Posted by SlowHands (347 posts) -
@Gamer_152 said:
" wat is gaem? "
Puffins!
#21 Posted by SlightConfuse (3963 posts) -

i remember when EGM was the size of a phonebook. awesome times
#22 Posted by coaxmetal (1579 posts) -
@Afroman269 said:
" @Riboflavin said:
" @Landon said:
" does metroid have a gun for a hand or is the gun over his hand? "
Nobody knows! Not even Nintendo! "
In Metroid Prime, there was an x-ray visor which allowed you to see Samus' hand operating the gun inside the suit. "
Well, that and the fact that Samus has appeared in several games without the suit at all and totally had 2 hands. But that is beside the point. The question was obviously about someone named "Metroid" not Samus.
#23 Posted by coaxmetal (1579 posts) -
@MysteriousBob said:
" When are they going to make another decent Sonic game? "
Well, I am not much of a Sonic fan myself, but from what I have heard and seen on the quicklook, Sonic Colors certainly seems to be at least "decent"
#24 Posted by Thevamp25 (229 posts) -

If kirby eat man,does he then turn into work? thank you.

#25 Posted by MysteriousBob (6272 posts) -
@Riboflavin said:
" @MysteriousBob said:
" When are they going to make another decent Sonic game? "
Well, I am not much of a Sonic fan myself, but from what I have heard and seen on the quicklook, Sonic Colors certainly seems to be at least "decent" "
No. Its not decent until they at least call Robotnik, Robotnik.
#26 Posted by coaxmetal (1579 posts) -
@MysteriousBob: oh. Well, in that case, probably never. For some reason, Sega doesn't seem to realize that "Robotnik" is a way cooler name than "eggman." My theory is that Sega is retarded. 
 
on that topic, here is a stupid question: What's the deal with Sega, anyway?
#27 Posted by weegieanawrench (1935 posts) -

Why come my xbox has red around power button? Thank.

#28 Posted by buzz_clik (6926 posts) -
@Landon said:
" does metroid have a gun for a hand or is the gun over his hand? "
Ha! That was such a great thread.
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#29 Posted by Brians (1458 posts) -

Why did Sega Have to put out Alpha Protocol?, that game had so much promise.