Best use of blood
Biggest shenanigan
Most useless collectors edition
Best giantbomb mailbag package
Suggest Categories for Giant Bomb's Game of the Year Awards
most unexpected delay
most unexpected demo release
best game that got cancelled
best game to get delayed
most unexpectedly good game
Serious:
Best Story
Best New IP
Best Musical Score
Best Downloadable Game
Best 2D/2.5D Platformer (since we actually had more than one this year)
Hardest Game
Best Revival of a Classic Namco Title
Worst/Best Game Room Game
Best Eastern European/Russian Game
Best/Worst New Hardware
Best character introduced in a sequel this year.
Weirdest deaths nerfed in a sequel.
Most exciting opening cinematic in FFXIII
Most disapointing voice acting until you read some fanfiction
Most disapointing collection quests written about in the New Yorker.
Whoever guesses where I got these award ideas from gets a cookie.
- Best Boss Fight
- Best Co-op Multiplayer
- Best Comeback
- Best Guilty Pleasure
- Best Kinect Game (That Doesn't Involve Dancing or Horses)
- Best Minigame Collection
- Best Secondary Character
- Best Time Waster
- Best Use of Ragdoll Physics
- Biggest WTF Moment
- Giant F Bomb Mention (The best use of constant swearing in a video game)
- Gore Galore (The most gratuitous use of graphic violence in a video game)
- Most Seamless Backtracking
- Wettest Water in a game
- Worst Letdown
The I'm Calling it No More Zombies game of the year
Best Endurance Run game we'll never do
Best Johnny V appearance
Here's hoping we get another Brad Shoemaker "I'm Calling it" award. Thought I'm not sure what he would be calling this time around.
Best looking hookers? Most awkward title? Game that most made you want to become an alcoholic to forget the pain?
Video game character that would be most inclined to star in a direct to DVD sequel to Over the top.
1. 2010's 1997 Game of the Year
2. The Vincent Caravella Foundation Award for Best "Game as Art".
3. The Iced-Tea Coldest Mother Fucker Award brought to you by Lipton. (They could go with Ice-T but this way they can compete directly with Spike in the "We're selling our souls to sell beverages" market.)
4. Game Character we'd least like to party with.
5. Best Endurance Run Suggestion. (Categories are "Fuck You People, and stop sending us email.")
6. The Luchadeer. (There are no nominees in this category. )
7. The Dave Snyder Award for Eastern European Game That Is Kind of Fucked Up, But Still Mainly Fun, I Don't Know, They Mean Well.
8. John Vinocchi's Essence Awardfor Manliest Game Character.
9. The Brad Shoemaker Award for Best Use of Starcraft in Starcraft II.
10. $504: The Jeff Gerstmann Experience. (Or the Jeff has probably spent about $500 on Game Room at this point, so we're making it an award, award.)
" Game Room Game of the Year. "
This too haha. Even though the obvious answer is Jungler.
Best DSIware release...I may be wrong, but I think my notebook blue might take it.
Best pac-man game of the year
also
Most charmingly garrulous final fantasy VII character
Best Game You Didn't Even Know Existed
I only have one nominee. I found out Tony Hawk Shred failed miserably, and I didn't even know it was a thing.
The Hook-to-the-Face Award for best scripted video game death.
Best Smelling Manual
Most Memorable Line Of Dialogue
Best Game Based On A Popular Television Game Show (A pretty crowded category this year)
Best Thing On DSiWare... Not Including Games
Sexiest HUD Or Menu
Best New Character Of 2010
Most Fun Game Of 2010 (*cough* Just Cause 2 *cough*)
Deffest Rappe..er I mean...
- Best Wrapper/Shell for Launching Downloadable Games.
" Best Budget Game Winner: Deadly Premonition "Best Budgeting Game - Winner: Game Dev Story.
"Bam! There it is!" Award for Best Use of Kinect Technology
Captain Price Award for Best Facial Hair
Michael Bay Award for Best Explosions
Jungler Award for Best Game Room Game
"Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh" Award for Best Stabbing Animation
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