Terrible and Horrifying Mascots

In light of the recent reveal of Happy, McDonald's new Happy Meal mascot (pictured below, preparing to devour you and your loved ones) what are some of gaming/food/earth's most terrible and/or horrifying mascots?

Ronald McDonald

The Hamburglar

The burger king

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Some of college football's best...

Original Grimace was some kind of 4 armed mentally challenged eldritch horror...

Newt Gingrich

The Noid

Pierre the Pelican was scary as hell before they changed him

I would say pretty much every olympic games.

The worst I can think of off the top of my head are London and Atlanta.

Oh duders, you do not know fear....

@iigrayfoxii: Why did you have to remind me of that?!

You people saying The Burger King are the real monsters! He just wants to give you a delicious hamburger!

@sgtsphynx: Because he is still the creepiest of all since he actually is doing something evil. He is not giving you the beer, he is taking it (honorable mention to the Noid as well).

@mooseymcman: Sure he does....

@iigrayfoxii: You're seriously trying to tell me that you wouldn't want to wake up to a hot sandwich?

I have to agree. The King was nothing but benevolent. Why must you all hate those who are different??

That horrifying penguin ad reminds me of a fire safety (think it was fire safety) ad that used to be on Irish TV in the 90's.

I recall it being some kind of crazy post apocalypse with a bunch of people filing into a room. The walls of the room start closing in Indiana Jones style, and they all get crushed to death. I think it was taken off TV because of the amount of complaints they got about people getting really bad nightmares. It was scary as fuck.

Tried to find it on youtube... cant seem to find it though. Probably for the best. Anyone remember it?

The chick from the Wendy's commercial. She looks cute but she is insufferable. First she insults your meal selection then bullies you into buying a Wendy's sandwich.

The new Chicago Cubs Mascot

@slag: "Please come watch the Cubs, or I'll get the sleepy gas again!"

If you were not disturbed the first time you saw Mr. Met, then you are probably a serial killer.

@theht:

I worry about the Chicago Cub's Home Life.

Who knows what horrors await him every night when he's alone with the Chicago Bear.

@zleunamme said:

The chick from the Wendy's commercial. She looks cute but she is insufferable. First she insults your meal selection then bullies you into buying a Wendy's sandwich.

I hate smarmy fake Wendy. They had actual Wendy on one commercial and it was awesome, because she looks like she actually eats Wendy's, whereas the twiggy "camera-friendly" Wendy looks like she'd go up to the counter, ask what their gluten-free options are, and then scoff at the options. I much prefer fat Wendy....real Wendy. Real Wendy would probably high-five me for ordering two Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers, some spicy chicken nuggets, and a large coke. Fake Wendy would probably make some bitchy face and ask me if I'm gonna eat all that.

Probably the Burger King. Doesn't help that Burger King itself is one of the worst burger places out there.