The Above Game Sucks! My Game is Better! (F-GAME)

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#1  Edited By LiquidPrince

Another forum game, slash challenge but with a twist. One user will mention a game, and and the user below will say why that game sucks and explain why (even if he doesn't think it sucks) and then he will will say a game he thinks is great.

Example:

User 1: Mario is awesome!
User 2: Mario sucks because... But Gears of War is amazing!
User 3: Gears of War sucks because... But Metal Gear Solid is amazing!

Etc etc...

I'll start:
Resident Evil 4 is awesome!

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#2  Edited By Black_Rose

RE4 sucks because you have to babysit a little whiny bitch all the time

but Wave Race: Blue Storm is awesome.

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#3  Edited By papercut

WAVE RACE SUX! because there is NO Rainbow Road!

Portal is the greatest game ever!

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#4  Edited By Lifestrike

Portal is sucks because it is not

Ocarina of time.

Topic is now broken

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#5  Edited By Mushir

Ocarina of Time sucks because you can't find any flaws in it.


Super Mario Galaxy is awesome!
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#6  Edited By papercut

Super Mario Galaxy sucks because your constantly falling off of platforms because of weird gravity shit!

MGS4 however, rocks out with its cock out

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#7  Edited By deadmonkeys

Super mario galaxy sucks because your whiny ass of a brother gets lost and needs to be rescued too.

Left4Dead is awesome!

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#8  Edited By Lifestrike
Twilight said:
"Ocarina of Time sucks because you can't find any flaws in it.

Super Mario Galaxy is awesome!
"
I agree 425891231%
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#9  Edited By deadmonkeys
Lifestrike said:
"Twilight said:
"Ocarina of Time sucks because you can't find any flaws in it.

Super Mario Galaxy is awesome!
"
I agree 425891231%"
You're ruining the game >.>
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#10  Edited By OmegaPirate

LEFT 4 Dead sucks Because The witch should be hotter


However

Age of booty is orgasmically good becuase it's a game about pirates
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#11  Edited By deadmonkeys

^ Sucks cause In age of booty you can't get no booty. Nuff said.

Punch out is incredible!

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#12  Edited By Red

Punch Out sucks because it's OLD

Shadow of the Colossus is the best game ever!
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#13  Edited By Kiemoe

Shadow of the Colossus sucks because that dude never talks and I had no emotional attachment to the chick or the horse.

But Crash Bandicoot 3 is awesome!

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#14  Edited By Red

Crash Bandicoot sucks because that Bandicoot never talks and I had no emotional attachment to the...powerups.


But Persona 4's pretty awesome!
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#15  Edited By _Phara0h_

Persona 4 sucks cuz it's a dating sim where you don't really kill yourself.

Killzone 2 is good game.

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#16  Edited By Rapture

killzone 2 sux coz its ps3 only

Crysis is awesome

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#17  Edited By Red

Crysis sucks because there's nothing good about it besides its graphics which require a computer personally built by Bill Gates in order to see.


Golden Sun's pretty awesome.
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#18  Edited By deadmonkeys

Golden Sun sucks because I don't know what the hell it is.

Gears of War is awesome (MARIAAAAAAAAA!)

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#19  Edited By Aurelito

WTF? you mean a Kill Switch clone is pretty awesome? well I admit that of course it was very innovative compared to Chicken Run.

ORIGINAL HALF-LIFE ROCKS ASS!

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#20  Edited By xenoNfluX

Okay, you've kinda got me there.... I can't say Half-Life sucks.... but...

HALF-LIFE 2 ROCKS MORE ASS. =)

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#21  Edited By Rapture

Half life 2 sux because half life is better

Bioshock is awesome

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#22  Edited By deadmonkeys

BIOSHOK SUX CUZ THERS NO MULTIPLAYUR! (/nerdrage)
Bioshock sucks because even if you stop killing the little sisters after the scene with DR. Tenenbaum, you'll still get the bad ending. (/actual reason)

Bioshock 2 is better. ;)

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#23  Edited By hazelnutman

Bioshock 2 sucks because Big Sisters will scare me.

Majora's Mask is awesomer.

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#24  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

Majora's Mask sucks because you touch yourself at night.

Sam & Max is waaaaaaaaaaay cooler.

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#25  Edited By smokeH

Sam & MAX SUX since I never played it


Peggle is AWESOME
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#26  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

Peggle IS awesome.... I mean peggle sucks because I'm addicted to it.

Rolando totally rules.

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#27  Edited By smokeH

Rolando sucks since I didn't play that either


Dead Space Is amazing
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#28  Edited By atejas

Dead Space sucks because the jump scares get old and boring, even if it is a pretty fun shooter.

Freelancer is amazing.

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#29  Edited By EpicSteve

Freelancer sucks because no one's herd of it, and space sims are weird.

Future Cop L.A.P.D. for the PS1 is awesome!

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#30  Edited By smokeH

Future Cop L.A.P.D Sucks since its in LA?


Super Mario RPG is aweosme
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#31  Edited By Ravey

Super Mario RPG sucks since it wasn't sold in Europe and Australia.

Exile is awesome!

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#32  Edited By papercut

Exile sucks because it doesn't have whip select

Also, Kingdom Hearts is the Jesus of video games

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#33  Edited By RichardLOlson
Kingdom Hearts Sux, cause mickey is a ruthless Comunist.
Although Superman 64 is a fucking awsome game.
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#34  Edited By suneku

Superman 64 sucks because there's nothing super about it.

Diablo II is awesome

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#35  Edited By Aurelito

Well Diablo II sucks because you can't kill Baal in it without installing the LoD pack.

Beyond Good And Evil Rocks

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#36  Edited By GobiasIndustries

Beyond Good and Evil sucks because its value is cheese.



Psychonauts is magnificent

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#37  Edited By dsplayer1010

Psyconauts must suck. Just look at its sales

Braid proves once and for all that games can be art

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#38  Edited By penguindust

I must say that Braid simply regurgitates the empty arguments that have been fed to it over the years. First, the misinformation: Braid suggests that it can scare us by using big words like "establishmentarianism". Where the heck did it come up with that? As you no doubt realize, that's a particularly timely question. In fact, just half an hour ago I heard someone express the opinion that I'm not very conversant with Braid's background. To be quite frank, I don't care to be. I already know enough to state with confidence that if Braid were to get its hands on the levers of power it'd immediately produce a new generation of slaphappy, bookish fribbles whose opinions and prejudices, far from being enlightened and challenged, are simply legitimized. If you don't believe me then consider that it should think about how its ruses lead jejune scaramouches to fill our children's minds with doctrinaire and debasing superstitions. If Braid doesn't want to think that hard, perhaps it should just keep quiet. Now that you've read the bulk of this letter, it should not come as a surprise that what Braid is doing is akin to painting a mustache on the Mona Lisa. However, this fact bears repeating again and again, until the words crack through the hardened exteriors of those who would divert attention from Braid's unprovoked aggression. I am referring, of course, to the likes of Braid.

Daikatana made me its bitch and I said "thank you!"

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#39  Edited By crunchUK

Daikatana sucks. talk about weird names ftl!!


Forza is awesome - you can do teh customizes like crazy

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#40  Edited By BrickRoad

Forza sucks. Talk about GT rip offs!

Persona 4 is.... awesome?

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#41  Edited By Lind_L_Taylor

Why do people start these ridiculous memes?  Did you come from that awful meme-based site who's name I shall
not mention?

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#42  Edited By LuckyWanderDude

Super Mario Bros. sucks, slow gameplay is retarded!

Sonic the Hedgehog rocks! It's faster than God on speed!
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#43  Edited By Aurelito
Lind_L_Taylor said:
"Why do people start these ridiculous memes?  Did you come from that awful meme-based site who's name I shallnot mention?"
Be more specific. as far as I'm concerned, X ROCKS and Y ROCKS is an American meme, showing weakness and brilliance of something, and it doesn't depend on which forum you're from to use them.
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#44  Edited By crunchUK
Lind_L_Taylor said:
"Why do people start these ridiculous memes?  Did you come from that awful meme-based site who's name I shallnot mention?"
what?
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#45  Edited By Geno
BrickRoad said:
"Forza sucks. Talk about GT rip offs!Persona 4 is.... awesome?"

Persona 4 sucks because it's not long enough and the endurance run will end by the end of the year :(

Rome Total War was Godlike.
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#46  Edited By floodiastus

Rome Total War sucks because the controls are unresponsive and who cares about history when we can have mutated chickens fighting bipedal dragons....



... and thats why TOBAL NO 2 is the awesomest game!

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#47  Edited By gearhead

Tobal 2 sucks because I have no fucking clue what it is.
Big Rigs: Off the Road Racing is awesome because you are always, "A Winner!"

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#48  Edited By hazelnutman

Super Mario RPG sucks because we never got to see Geno again ;_;

Ace Combat 4 is awesome.

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#49  Edited By tmthomsen

It sucks because I've never played it... but Half-Life: Blue Shift is awesome.

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#50  Edited By Geno
hazelnutman said:
"Super Mario RPG sucks because we never got to see Geno again ;_;Ace Combat 4 is awesome."

I'm right here.