#1 Edited by Borracho (11 posts) -
#2 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3052 posts) -

I wouldn't say those all have NOTHING to do with tits, but good list.

#3 Posted by DaemonBlack (342 posts) -

Tits are like the 2nd or 3rd thing I think of that defines the Witcher.

#4 Posted by ez123 (1965 posts) -

@ShadowConqueror said:

I wouldn't say those all have NOTHING to do with tits, but good list.

Yeah, the OP picked something very specific to exclude and couldn't even do it.

#5 Posted by Shady (503 posts) -

Throwing the term masterpiece around loosely I see.

#6 Posted by spiceninja (3062 posts) -

R rated games? Wut.

#7 Edited by Godlyawesomeguy (6398 posts) -

@PlasmaBeam44 said:

R rated games? Wut.

Yeah......I was sort of thinking the same thing.

Wait..... Alan Wake is an R rated game? Uh, I'm pretty sure it got a T rating (assuming the OP is drawing an equivalency between the R rating for films and the Mature rating for games). Also, why is Alan Wake on your list? It's a very good game, but masterpiece?

#8 Posted by lotusamurai (43 posts) -

@DaemonBlack: I'm pretty sure they are the 2nd AND 3rd things that define The Witcher... Zing!

More to the point I assume you mean M here, so I'm going to go with Halo, that was a pretty decent game

#9 Posted by MistaSparkle (2148 posts) -

Pretty sure me and Liara got pretty sexy in Mass Effect.

#10 Posted by bkbroiler (1626 posts) -

All I remember about LA Noire is tits.

And as wonderful as Grim Fandango is, it is hardly R-rated. PG at most.

#11 Posted by PokeIkzai (385 posts) -

Planescape: Torment on the list makes you an amazing person who is correct.

#12 Posted by mazik765 (2315 posts) -

While the Witcher is an awesome game, having nothing to do with tits is not how I would describe that game given that there are sidequests where the reward is tits.

#13 Posted by Milkman (16803 posts) -

First off, R-rated games? What the fuck? Second, The Witcher has a TON of tits. What the fuck?

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#14 Edited by Borracho (11 posts) -

Tits are INCIDENTAL in those games, they are not the point. They are not DA2 ready-for-hentai idiocy, they are there as they would have been in the real world.

And the "R" rated is not meant to be ESRB nitpickery it refers to mature content in the broader sense, as in games that a 14yr old will not be able to pick and play and actually understand.

Grim Fandango may be "PG" in that it doesn't SHOW you anything of the sort that ESRB frowns upon, but it's heart? Black as night.

Also, Alan Wake is a balls-out masterpiece, story and presentation-wise. When I'm made dictator of Earth, more games will be like Dear Esther and Gears of War type idiocy shall be relegated to XBLight status.

#15 Posted by McGhee (6094 posts) -

@Borracho:

"DA2 ready-for-hentai idiocy" ?

What the fuck are you talking about?

#16 Posted by TheHT (11294 posts) -

@ShadowConqueror said:

I wouldn't say those all have NOTHING to do with tits, but good list.

I'd feel OK with it if The Titty Witcher McBoobington wasn't on the list.

#17 Posted by konig_kei (618 posts) -

@DaemonBlack said:

Tits are like the 2nd or 3rd thing I think of that defines the Witcher.

Too true. Ever read the books, jesus christ theres alot of nudity and such. Polish and they're boobies.

#18 Posted by Borracho (11 posts) -

To further clarify, this is a list of games fit to be played by Manly Men (TM).

Manly Men (like me and all who agree with me, because democracy is THAT cool, hell yeah) would not normally be caught dead gaming.

The works of art included herein though, redefine what gaming is from a shit-souled perspective. They're about the pain that accompanies every man who sets out to gain a bit of respect and about the vices we madly seek to dull it.

Argue with my trollish ways and despair ;)