The Dumbest thing you have said to a Video game.

Most frequent things I say to games would be: "Fuck me!" "Come the fuck on!" "Fuck this!" "Give me a fucking break" "Fuck off!" and "For fuck's sake!" 
 
I happen to think it's both big and clever. 

"G..G-Get...Get the fuck outta here"

The funniest stuff generally happens at LANs in my experience. One instance which comes to mind was in a game of Modern Warfare and one friend was in a battle with another guy, and the first was sure he had it but then died and without irony yelled out "WHAT?! HOW DID YOU NOT DEAD?", which has since become a popular phrase among us when gaming :) maybe one of those had to be there moments, but yeah... my Mum thinks I'm cool.

Well I was playing CoD and some guy was just torturing me he must have killed me like 10 times and I was getting really riled up (Expletives were shouted). I finally killed this guy and I just shouted 'YEAH FUCKIN SIT ON IT!'. I don't even know what I was trying to say.

usually it comes from playing a game that generally isn't that intense online, such as peggle or uno. a lot of "WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT THAT" or "HAHAAAA HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW"

" I was watching the animed cut scenes of Blaz Blue one time, and when Noel Vermillion came out I screamed out "I LOVE YOU SO DAMN MUCH! WHY CANT YOU BE REAL!!! I AM SO ALONE!!!"  Luckily I calmed down with some pizza rolls. "

I definitely shot that gentleman in the back 5 times, but he proceeded to turn around and knife me in the throat from 10 feet away. I love Modern Warfare 2, thank you Infinity Ward for releasing such a marvelous game.

"WHAT THE FUCKY FUCK!!! THREE SHOTGUN SHOTS AND YOU DONT GO DOWN BUT YOU SHOT ME ONCE AND I DIE??? FUCK YOU YOU WANKY FUCKING COKSUCKING PIECE OF CRAP!!!" *cough* "that guy's a prick..."

Usually me saying bullshit over and over again.

" I was watching the animed cut scenes of Blaz Blue one time, and when Noel Vermillion came out I screamed out "I LOVE YOU SO DAMN MUCH! WHY CANT YOU BE REAL!!! I AM SO ALONE!!!"  Luckily I calmed down with some pizza rolls. "

" To most shooter games............. Really? Really??? I SHOT YOU!! don't lie! "

I have been known to yell "Fuck You, Pikachu!" from time to time.

In Final Fantasy VII, after dying AGAIN at Demon Gate "WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY CAN'T I BEAT A FUCKING DOOR?!"

Silent Hill 2.
 
"Gah!  Fuck!  ... Goddammit, wall, don't sneak up on me like that."
 
It was the part in the hospital where there's a mural on the wall.  I'm cruising down the halls looking for bubble head nurses and I see this face right next to James and I almost lose my shit before I realize it's just a wall.

i don't really get pissed off at video games. if i die at some point it is just what ever. only thing is like aww man, god damn it. 
 
there was this one time i was playing either halo 3 or cod 4 and i kept on dieing. there was this person with a name of lil something, i killed him and i said it's L - I - T - T - L - E idiot to him. my friend laughed at me for it.

" It's not often that I make remarks on games out loud. But occasionally if I die in Team Fortress 2 or Modern Warfare 2 I throw out some generic swear words and if it's really bad I hit my leg over and over again until it hurts so bad I have to stop. Hey, i don't want to destroy any of my gaming equipment! "

I've had a few words to the elevator in Mass Effect 1. If I was to repeat them I'd probably get banned. 

" Most frequent things I say to games would be: "Fuck me!" "Come the fuck on!" "Fuck this!" "Give me a fucking break" "Fuck off!" and "For fuck's sake!"  I happen to think it's both big and clever.  "

" "I LOVE YOU TOO YUKIKO AMAGI" "