The Funnies thing Dane Cook has ever done his entire Career

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I know the vast majority of his stand up is abysmal, but for me, this redeems him a tiny bit. 
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#2  Edited By Ginger_Avenger

Oh man this happened a while ago.
 
Still a good burn though.

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@Ginger_Avenger said:
" Oh man this happened a while ago.  Still a good burn though. "
Forgive me for not keeping up with the Teen Choice Awards. :P
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#4  Edited By rjayb89

You know what.  He may have redeemed himself in my books.

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#5  Edited By Ginger_Avenger
@Gorillawhat: Well anyone who is anyone has been :p
And my first post sounded way more douchey than I would have liked...
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#6  Edited By c1337us

Ha ha. I didnt see that, but it would have made the Teen Choice awards worth watching... almost.

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#7  Edited By LiquidPrince

Shit is that embarrassing.

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#8  Edited By dopeman

She was so pissed off

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#9  Edited By AgentofChaos

Haha, funny but he is still a shitty comedian.

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#10  Edited By MrGetBonus

Hah, wasn't expecting that. Good stuff.

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#11  Edited By Bigandtasty

Good burn but it didn't make me laugh for some reason.

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#12  Edited By Baillie

That was more of him being a dick than anything else.

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#13  Edited By CL60

HAHA, she looked pissed after he said that.

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@Baillie said:
" That was more of him being a dick than anything else. "
She deserved it.
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#15  Edited By CL60
@Baillie said:

" That was more of him being a dick than anything else. "

Yeah...she deserved it...it's the truth, she really does need to keep her clothes on..well maybe not.
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#16  Edited By Baillie

She deserved it? Lmao. I hope one day you get caught with your pants down and then have everyone slag you off about it on live TV. 
You guys are so funny.

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#17  Edited By chewii101

Meh. Both of them are forgettable. And annoying. 

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#18  Edited By whyzenheimer

Awwwwwwww, man.  I thought he died.
 
That would've been hilarious.
 
Even better if he was killed in a way that was more funny than his stories.  Which would be just about any way.

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Ahahahaha, She wanted to rip his soul out Shang T'sung style.

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#20  Edited By pause422

She deserved it definitely..but it doesn't make him any more funny. Hes still terrible.

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@Baillie said:
" She deserved it? Lmao. I hope one day you get caught with your pants down and then have everyone slag you off about it on live TV.  You guys are so funny. "
I hope one day you become famous and take pictures of yourself naked with a camera phone and are dumb enough to get them posted on the internet, then you'll deserve it too.
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#22  Edited By sjschmidt93

I don't get it, hence why I didn't laugh. 
 
EDIT: Watched it again..  it has something to do with mastrubating with a phone doesn't it? Or does it? I'M CONFUSED!  
 
EDIT 2: Upon further investigation I figured out what it meant... how did I not hear about this before?

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#23  Edited By papercut

That'll do pig.
 
That'll do.

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#24  Edited By Sabata

Hahaha the look on her face was priceless.

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#25  Edited By Milkman

Did I miss like a Vanessa Hudgens sex tape or something? Wait a minute, who the hell is Vanessa Hudgens?
 
I need to be informed.

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#26  Edited By CL60
@Milkman said:
" Did I miss like a Vanessa Hudgens sex tape or something? Wait a minute, who the hell is Vanessa Hudgens?  I need to be informed. "
Girl from High School Musical, and 2 sets of nude pictures she took with her phone leaked onto the interwebs.
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#27  Edited By Shane394

Like most of Dane Cooks jokes, that video is only funny once