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#1 Edited by Max_Cherry (1131 posts) -

Ryan has just issued a "Find That Porn" decree to the Giant Bomb community during the most recent episode of "Unprofessional Fridays" (time stamp 7 minutes in).This is a team effort, so I want all the clues and information (family friendly of course) you find to be posted in this thread in order to be shared. Here is what we have to go on:

Episode 3, Dylan, Nick, Gio, Mackenzie, Angela, Penny, Ted Darrington, Dean Parker, Kelly's Bar, Nick's campus apartment, probably a police precinct, and of course filmed (at least in part) at the now infamous Giant Bomb E3 2013 L.A. shooting space. C'mon people look alive and turn safe search off because this shit's important!

Edit: There's now a $100 bounty! Link to the script and additional information: Cards Against Humanity Must Read!

#2 Posted by jimmyfenix (3829 posts) -

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#3 Posted by GnomeonFire (696 posts) -

This thread makes me uncomfortable.

#4 Posted by OsvaldoMoreno (63 posts) -

#5 Edited by Dragon_Fire (367 posts) -

I'm sorry but I still don't understand what we are doing.

#6 Posted by NegativeCero (2976 posts) -

The fuck are you talking about?

#7 Posted by Bollard (5258 posts) -

I assume no-one who posted above me actually watched that video. This thread is going places. Good places.

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#8 Posted by SexyToad (2760 posts) -

I'm sorry but I still don't understand what we are doing.

Finding porn.

#9 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (4160 posts) -
#10 Posted by punkxblaze (2957 posts) -

i don't want to be part of this.

#11 Edited by TruthTellah (8549 posts) -

I hate to say it... but this is actually a worthy pursuit.

#12 Posted by ArtelinaRose (1839 posts) -

i don't want to be part of this.

If we need to film a new one, I WILL be part of this.

#13 Posted by alwaysbebombing (1539 posts) -

Didn't Ryan say one of his friends was looking for the script?

#14 Posted by Akyho (1585 posts) -

Oh yeah. First I was like WTF?

No its resonable once explained.

On the shooting space they used for E3 podcasts this year, Max Tempkin of Card against humanity fame found a script.

This set had also been used for a Lonely Island music video recently. So it gets alot of use for cheaps.

This script read like a porno or a college indie film. The scenes with dialouge had been crossed out almost as if it there was no need for them. What film would have no lines. PORN.

So Ryan declared that he wanted help from the GB community to find it. and thus why this thread excists.

#15 Posted by Azteck (7449 posts) -

Nuh uh, this thread is not what I want on Giant Bomb.

#16 Posted by alwaysbebombing (1539 posts) -

@akyho said:

This script read like a porno or a college indie film. The scenes with dialouge had been crossed out almost as if it there was no need for them. What film would have no lines. PORN.

Is there a difference?

#17 Edited by deathstriker666 (1337 posts) -

Giantbomb now sponsored by Brazzers

#18 Posted by TooWalrus (13137 posts) -

@sexytoad said:

@dragon_fire said:

I'm sorry but I still don't understand what we are doing.

Finding porn.

I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you.

#19 Posted by TooWalrus (13137 posts) -

@akyho said:

Oh yeah. First I was like WTF?

No its resonable once explained.

On the shooting space they used for E3 podcasts this year, Max Tempkin of Card against humanity fame found a script.

This set had also been used for a Lonely Island music video recently. So it gets alot of use for cheaps.

This script read like a porno or a college indie film. The scenes with dialouge had been crossed out almost as if it there was no need for them. What film would have no lines. PORN.

So Ryan declared that he wanted help from the GB community to find it. and thus why this thread excists.

That's actually really funny. I fully endorse this thread.

#20 Posted by RonGalaxy (2873 posts) -

I could have sworn someone tweeted at one of the giant bomb dudes a picture of james deen in that shooting space. That could be a piece to the puzzle

#21 Posted by believer258 (11642 posts) -
#22 Posted by Tireyo (6409 posts) -

Best worst thread nominee of the year!

#23 Edited by bigjeffrey (4794 posts) -

I volunteer to rummage through various website.

#24 Posted by Clonedzero (4091 posts) -

I watch a bunch of porn tonight, dont worry guys. I'm on the case!

#25 Posted by SlashDance (1804 posts) -

The first one to find it gets to post the link here and be banned forever ! Yaaay !

#26 Posted by Max_Cherry (1131 posts) -
#27 Posted by 49th (2691 posts) -

I would love to help but I'm way more into naked cartoon pussy to be honest.

#28 Posted by jiggajoe14 (651 posts) -

Did a quick search. No luck so far.

#29 Edited by Rick_Fingers (524 posts) -

That script should be used for the GotY videos

#30 Posted by Chaser324 (6326 posts) -

It should go without saying, but please be careful about what you post in this thread. I don't want anyone to get banned because they suddenly thought it would be OK to link to porn.

Moderator
#31 Posted by Ravenlight (8040 posts) -

Sorry everyone, Giant Bomb is where I come for video games. I try to keep the porn seperate. Eroge strattles that line. Like your mum!

#32 Posted by benpicko (1998 posts) -

@azteck said:

Nuh uh, this thread is not what I want on Giant Bomb.

This is exactly what I want.

#33 Edited by Max_Cherry (1131 posts) -

If you find it just post the name/identifying info here and save the link for Ryan's twitter.

#34 Posted by Max_Cherry (1131 posts) -

That script should be used for the GotY videos

This

#35 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4578 posts) -

Sorry everyone, Giant Bomb is where I come for video games. I try to keep the porn seperate.

False.

there was a site redesign. You don't know they didn't just hide it all somewhere.

#36 Posted by Dalai (6997 posts) -

This has to be a trap, you guys.

#37 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (4160 posts) -

#38 Posted by RonGalaxy (2873 posts) -

I have a feeling whatever was shot from that script has yet to be released. And it's probably not the first porno shot on that set (it seems like its sole purpose is to be a porn set)

#39 Posted by ArbitraryWater (11478 posts) -

I thought this thread was going to be a redoubling of efforts to get rid of every last shred of naked cartoon pussy on the wiki, but I like where this thread is going far more.

#40 Edited by evanbower (1210 posts) -

I just want to say that it is things like this that make me post on this website. We can do this guys. We were born to do this.

#41 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5138 posts) -

Fuck, I just made a really unfortunate image search.

Meat hooks aren't meant to go there ;_;

#42 Posted by ArtelinaRose (1839 posts) -

I just want to say that it is things like this that make me post on this website. We can do this guys. We were born to do this.

It's sad to think that maybe my whole existence is only a thing because my destiny is to find Ryan Davis some amateur pornography.

#43 Posted by Damodar (1302 posts) -
#44 Posted by Hero_Swe (1112 posts) -

This shouldn't be hard for gamers. Go gamers! Find porn shot in willow studios.

#45 Posted by selfconfessedcynic (2495 posts) -

I don't believe I can go on this journey with you guys - but goddamn it if you aren't all heroes.

#46 Edited by sirdesmond (1234 posts) -

It must be found. It deserves to be found.

#47 Posted by dungbootle (2457 posts) -

...Naked Cartoon Pussy?

#48 Posted by cooljammer00 (1549 posts) -

They really should have posted the entire script as a PDF. I want to read the lines,

#49 Posted by Abendlaender (2765 posts) -

Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you are a cop!

#50 Posted by Demoskinos (14563 posts) -

@chaser324: Hahahaha my thoughts exactly.

A precarious line you are all walking.