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#1 Posted by buzz_killington (3655 posts) -


I read this in the comments section of this article on Joystiq
 
You guys ready???

 
                                                          xX1997BluntM4st3r420Xx   
 
Let me back that up. 
                                                          xX1997BluntM4st3r420Xx     
 
 
This is truly the greatest gamertag of all time.
 
 

    

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#2 Posted by swamplord666 (1816 posts) -

Bahahahahahahaha 
What a douche...

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#3 Posted by Ghostiet (5832 posts) -

Doesn't beat XxXSpunkMasterXxX.

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#4 Posted by TheGreatGuero (8881 posts) -

Why '97? I'm really really hoping that's not the year that this dude was born. Still, that name is an impressive combination of all the things a great gamertag needs. It's almost artistic! Though, he forgot to include "69". Maybe he just ran out of room.

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#5 Posted by Rinkalicous (1362 posts) -

That guy is obviously fucking hardcore. I mean, he's nearly 13 years old and everything!

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#6 Posted by Dejkrigeren (388 posts) -

wow... I'm not even sure what to respond to that. Judging by the 1997 he appears to be 12-13 years old.

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#7 Posted by Jost1 (2226 posts) -

With 4 x'es you know he's for real

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#8 Posted by Tally_Pants (626 posts) -

sHIT sON!
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#9 Posted by Tally_Pants (626 posts) -

if you read down this other guy has a name Guilty Fart ... which i totally find amusing altho not nearly as hardcore as '97!

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#10 Posted by buzz_killington (3655 posts) -
@Rinkalicous:
Maybe that's the year he graduated.
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#11 Posted by Fragonard (82 posts) -

I played some Bad Company 2 the other day with someone named TooManyPenguins. Pretty awesome.

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#12 Posted by Drebin_893 (3174 posts) -

Oh...... Shit. Shit.

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#13 Posted by Napalm (9230 posts) -

That's not very funny or clever, and the irony isn't that great either.

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#14 Posted by BenX02 (319 posts) -

Good look what you've done. Those stiqers are making fun of us now...

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#15 Posted by acev (108 posts) -

No, Lord187x is the best 

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#16 Posted by themummy (12 posts) -

The Loop Bomber is an awesome tag if you have played battlefield 1942 and were "loop bombed" it might of been me :-) I just love pissing off people lol

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#17 Posted by GunstarRed (6044 posts) -

it's missing a 69
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#18 Edited by CL60 (17117 posts) -

Good job, now they are making fun of us.

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#19 Posted by RiotBananas (3822 posts) -

It's missing a "69" lots of I's and something to do with being a "Hyp3rrSn1p3rr"

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#20 Posted by themangalist (1869 posts) -

i am lame and i don't understand.
...
why is it funny?

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#21 Posted by jonnyboy (2867 posts) -

Still possibly my favorite

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#22 Posted by swamplord666 (1816 posts) -
@marioncobretti said:
" it's missing a 69 "
yeah but it's got a 420. You don't want to mix sex and weed in the same gamertag. That's just poppycock!
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#23 Posted by ArchScabby (5877 posts) -

oh wow, everything Jeff said makes a lame gamertag is in that thing!

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#24 Posted by pslough93 (43 posts) -

although that is a fantastically stereotypical gamertag, my personal favorite is "yourself"
For example- You AK 47'd yourself

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#25 Posted by mikeeegeee (1636 posts) -

Hmmm... I'd throw
 
PoopDoobie420
XXbuttXholeXX
420blazeOn
 
and my own gamertag. short, concise, and appropriate
Gamby
 
into the mix.

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#26 Posted by LiquidSwords (2728 posts) -

ChristPuncher

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#27 Edited by RedSox8933 (2501 posts) -

That's so cool it's making me nauseous.

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#28 Posted by jonnyboy (2867 posts) -
@LiquidSwords said:
" ChristPuncher "
My new favorite gamertag.
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#29 Posted by MrCellophane (570 posts) -

I once played MAG with someone whose PSN ID was something along the lines of OHMYGODITSATRUCK. I lol'd

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#30 Posted by Daveyo520 (7747 posts) -

He truly is a god among men.

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#31 Edited by SleepyDoughnut (1269 posts) -

Aren't xX's supposed to be put on if the name you want is already taken? Was 1997BluntM4st3R420 really already taken? Or did he put the xX's on because he doesn't care, and he doesn't play by the rules!
 
Edit: I looked at the link and apparently they were being sarcastic in that comments section about that name, and its not actually a gamertag. You should clarify that for the topic buzz_killington! Still a great name tho.

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#32 Posted by mrariscottle (285 posts) -
@jonnyboy: HAHA. That is awesome.
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#33 Posted by Trilogy (3063 posts) -

It's almost too good to be true.

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#34 Posted by CaptainTryHard (256 posts) -
@themangalist: It's sarcasm... The multitude of X's in his name signify "coolness" to 10-13 year old minds. BluntM4st3er, or Blunt master is also "cool" to 10-13 year olds because it signifies marijuana. Lastly 420 is basically a weed holiday. That's as simple as it gets so hope you and everyone else understands now. Laugh it off guys, it's a joke.  
 
One last thing. This title deserves this... 
 
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#35 Posted by TheCreamFilling (1235 posts) -

That 1997bluntm4aster420  thing isn't real because you can only have 15 characters in a gamertag!

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#36 Posted by bigsmoke77 (849 posts) -

Best GT chrisbrownhitsgirls

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#37 Posted by HypoXenophobia (1069 posts) -

I remember hearing on a podcast someones id being NoScopedBambi that made me laugh a bit.

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#38 Posted by UnlivedPhalanx (591 posts) -
@TheGreatGuero said:
" Why '97? I'm really really hoping that's not the year that this dude was born. Still, that name is an impressive combination of all the things a great gamertag needs. It's almost artistic! Though, he forgot to include "69". Maybe he just ran out of room. "
Ditto.
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#39 Posted by TheGreatGuero (8881 posts) -
@Rinkalicous said:
" That guy is obviously fucking hardcore. I mean, he's nearly 13 years old and everything! "
Ha. I got a good kick out of that.
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#40 Posted by TheCreamFilling (1235 posts) -

I envy whoever has "CONNECTING" for a gamertag, so when they play Gears of War 2, it will still say CONNECTING even though there's a player. 

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#41 Posted by Chyro (356 posts) -

I saw Frodo Tea'Baggins once.  I got a pretty good laugh outta that.

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#42 Posted by GoranP (1265 posts) -

When I saw the title I thought xxXBlunt69Master420Xxx
 
xxX is the new Xx.

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#43 Posted by AngelKore (165 posts) -

Almost as good as my mates old email address: xXMegaLOL69Xx@hotmail.com
Yes, he legitimately used that and put it on his work resume.

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#44 Posted by Jadeskye (4392 posts) -

He's the bluntmaster!...420!

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#45 Posted by ll_chilidogs (46 posts) -

I remember one from Halo 2 that was great.  "iNoScopedJFK"

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#46 Posted by MysteriousBob (6262 posts) -

Anyone who has "Halo" or "Spartan" in their gamertag is essentially giving up their human rights.

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#47 Edited by Hitchenson (4708 posts) -

JOINT OPS BRAH! SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY! 
 
...Oh online gaming.