Marco from Metal Slug. No bio-engineered super-body, no regenerating health, dies if shot with a single regular bullet, yet he defeats entire armies, blows up war machines the size of houses and fends off alien invasions, almost entirely without help.
Tank convoy? Give him a shotgun and he makes short work of it. Dozens of enemy submarines are attacking? He scuba dives and starts shooting them with his handgun. Zombies infect him? He keeps fighting, using his new zombie powers to puke lethal blood.
I think I've made my case.
Duke but not duke 4 ever.
Yeah. I voted for the Dukester. However, as a (mostly) serious character, its Geralt of Rivia. You simply don't fuck with that dude (unless you are female, in which case you most certainly do).
A Giant Bomb poll about manliness without Mike Haggar ?
Go and sit in the corner and think about what you did!
I know! How come a moderator hasn't responded to this with Mike Haggar and immediately closed the thread down?
Mufuggin' Ezio Auditore da Firenze. Dude's name alone is more awesome than half the guys on this list.
John Marston and my one-eyed bald lycanthrope Nord Dovahkiin tie for second place.
My Shepard would have been first if he hadn't decided to start having nightmares about dead little boys all of the sudden.
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