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Zen Puzzle Garden

(And so goes yet another game in the Humble Indie Bundle.) Unfortunately, this isn't exactly an interesting Humble Indie Bundle game to blog about. I'm not calling Zen Puzzle Garden bad; in fact, it's good. And that's the problem: it comes up with an idea, executes it, and then does absolutely nothing else. That leaves me with only two words: it's good.

Alright, here's the basic premise: you're a monk in charge of raking a garden. Unfortunately, you're the type of OC SOB who won't cross the same path twice (unless you're fucking about in freeform mode), and that's pretty much how the gameplay goes down. OK, so there are also lamps you can move and leaves you can pick up (in order of color, because this is the type of monk who has to make sure his lines are perfectly straight or else his day is completely ruined), but that doesn't really change the core gameplay. Not that I'm complaining; the puzzles can be pretty clever and challenging, and there's a decent variety of modes and levels. And that's it. That's all there is to this game.

Review Synopsis

  • Do I really need one?

Nazo no Murasamejou

(How about an actual blog, for a change?) I'll make up for that last part later. Anyway, Nazo no Murasamejou, also known as "Mysterious Murasame Castle", also known as "A Nintendo Game You've Never Heard Of". I know that you're wondering how that's possible, since people tend to know of even their most obscure franchises, but this happens more often than you think. Ever hear of Devil World? How about For the Frog the Bell Tolls?

Yea, there are tons of them like that, and while I can't explain them all (it's been a while since For the Frog the Bell Tolls, and I've yet to touch Devil World), this game has a clear reason for remaining as obscure as it is: it's a decent game, but not terribly outstanding. You'll play bit of it, think "that's pretty cool", and then move on with your life, this game having no impact on that life whatsoever. It's like the Zen Puzzle Garden I can actually form a meaningful opinion about.

The only thing this site has on the game. Not surprising.

Although to be fair, it does put a lot of work into its story, something that most games didn't even have when it was released. OK, so at first, it looks like your typical "save the princess....multiple times" ordeal, but it's the little details that really propel this game to greatness. For example, one of your enemies is an exploding ninja, meaning it has to take place somewhere during the Warring States Period of Japanese history. In fact, there's a real argument to be made here that this is just one samurai's desperate attempts to remain relevant in a world changing right before his v-Oh, who am I kidding? This game makes absolutely no sense. Princesses turn into demons, the ending is a wiggly Ode to Joy, and sometimes, you pass through mountains for no real reaosn. Although that's not necessarily a bad thing. It's got that "I'm a game and I don't give a shit" feeling that pretty much every game back then had, and that's what I love about this game.

Oh, and I guess I like the gameplay. Or, to be more specific, the combat. What do I like so much about it?....I don't know. It can't be the power-ups, because while there is some strategy to them, like "use the spread on those shielding asshole bosses", there aren't a lot of them there. Just shurikens, fire, and about four ways to configure the two. Oh, and invisibility and lightning, but those don't come up often enough to have an impact on the game. No, what I like about the game is everything you can kill. Samurai who stand and wait for you to run into their sword; ninjas hiding in every damn pixel imagineable; hell, even some kind of cool bosses near the end of the game. So what if the levels are just banal dungeon crawls or the game is five(ish) levels long? It takes a basic idea and fleshes it out for some frantic and decently challenging action, and that's enough to satisfy me. Like Zen Puzzle Garden. For a bit. Then I move onto the next part of this blog and on with my life. Again, like Zen Puzzle Garden.

Review Synopsis

  • It's an early NES game, meaning it's flamboyantly game...
  • ...and it's a nice little diversion you won't remember the next day.
  • Still, I wish Nintendo would reboot this as a Devil-May-Cry-esque character action game, or perhaps even a Binding-of-Isaac-esque dungeon crawler.

I've said it before, I'll say it again: Russian cartoons are fucking weird.

Elebits

(And rounding out this blog is some Elebits.) Why? I was feeling nostalgic, and while normally I am quite capable of ignoring these urges, this time, it was too much to bear. I had to take Xenoblade Chronicles out of my Wii for less than a week so I could play an almost-launch title for the Wii. Not that I'm complaining about it or anything. Elebits is damn cool. Imagine if Valve contracted Keita Takahashi to design Portal for arcades. Aw hell yea.

And I can guarantee you that you'll be using these words to describe the game, too. How do I know this? Well, here's the premise: parental neglect, a world fueled by alien lightning creatures, and a kid taking his father's weapon so that he might conquer the very elements themselves. It's amazing to think that in its earliest days, the Wii would feature a game that could easily double as either Norse legend or a heavy metal album...probably because it didn't. That description before? Selective. Yes, those elements are there, but they're played far more lightly than how I depicted them. Specifically, they're a bedtime story being narrated to a whiny little girl (?), and sadly, that's the best thing I have to say about the voice acting in this game. The protagonist is supposed to be a boy (even when I originally played it, this caught me extremely off guard), the father sounds less like an actor and more like a reading, and...no, that's pretty much the entirety of it.. Fortunately, they art's so good enough to make up for it. Not the graphics, which are merely serviceable, but the art. Holy shit, is it vivid. This game uses colors that I didn't know existed, like greem or fleven. That's more than enough to make me forget the "just enough of a Y chromosome to be a" boy.

I command the greatest power in the universe! You are all helpless before me!

But not enough to forget the Wii aspects of this Wii game. Remember what I said about this coming out near the birth of the Wii? Well, it shows. You see, back then, every goddamn Wii game had to have motion controls NO MATTER WHAT. Some of the time, it made sense, like here. It's mostly limited to pointing at the screen and zapping Elebits (more on that in a bit), but there is some manipulation of objects to be found. It starts off intuitive enough, like throwing something on the X axis or the Y axis or the...Z? There's a Z axis? Why? From what I can tell, it feels really goddamn awkward and never works, so you default to the other two axes, anyway. Still, it's better than twisting. For an action you have to do an oddly high amount of times, it sure is awkward as hell. See that doorknob? Grab it, twist it, and watch your cursor fly to parts unknown, scared of the arcane upside-down world you cast it into. Then you have to coax it back into the game with that handy little home button that completely removes you from the experience. I wouldn't complain about it so much if it didn't come up so often. Just...damn it.

So what the hell do I like about this game, exactly? Wasn't I positive about it before? What makes me like this game so much? How about everything else, motherfucker?! The basic premise of the game is that you're supposed to collect a certain number of electricity creatures. Here's the thing, though: they can detect your utter hatred of them, and they'll promptly hide from you if given the opportunity. (Black Elebits don't count because fuck them and their deadly love hugs.) This means you get to overturn every goddamn thing in sight. I repeat: aw hell yea. It's chaos incarnate, and what could be more fun than chaos? Double chaos. You see, not only are there Elebits that allow you to lift more powerful stuff, like that house from before, but there are power-ups that give you the powers of the gods themselves. Lift whales and cause tornadoes. Who's going to stop you? What? The game is? With its Super Black/Blue Death Elebits, and its arbitrary sound and insurance limits? Fuck that, Konami! I don't care about your Metal Gears! I can throw your Metal Gears halfway across the goddamn planet! I AM AN UNSTOPPABLE DEITY!!!

Yea...that's totally Elebits. Courtesy of the Elebits image gallery.

Wait. I ran out of Elebits to zap up. That's gotta suck. Unfortunately, it happens a lot more often than you think, and it's exactly as unfun as I make it out to be. You're forced to turn over every goddamn thing looking for the next Elebit, and while that sounds exactly the same as before, trust me: it's not as fun when you've captured every other Elebit in the level. It's also not as fun when you realize you've made a huge mess of things because that's what makes the game so fun. The game's tendency to block off areas until you've found X Elebits only frustrates the issue. WHY MUST YOU PUNISH ME FOR HAVING FUN, ELEBITS!? I realize that the game has to deliver challenge in some form, but I would have preferred that they didn't sacrifice pacing to achieve that noble goal.

That aside, Elebits is simply a solidly built game with a lot of meat to it. For example, remember how I mentioned power-ups earlier? Turns out there's more to them than simply lifting shit. Granted, a lot of it is contextual, so the only ones you're guaranteed to use throughout are the homing laser, super strength, and, if it ever comes up, the super death vacuum. What's more fun than lifting a house? Vacuuming it up in anti-gravity. Oh, did I forget to mention the anti-gravity parts of the game? I did? How? They're really fucking awesome, you guys. No more worrying about finding that last damn Elebit; you just get to toss shit around and make a mess of everything. And then you get to fight a boss that restores gravity to the world. Does it make sense? No. Do I love it? Yes.....Actually, that could describe all the boss battles in this game, final boss and his fucking screws notwithstanding. To make up for that, I guess, are all the extra modes and unlockables? There are soooo many of them. In fact, I'm not going to list them, since that would constitute another blog entirely. Instead, I'll just demand that you dust off your Wii and shove this in it.

Review Synopsis

  • All these colors! All these lightning creatures! All these listless voice actors!
  • Such magnificent power! You're all nothing more than fleas compared to me now!
  • Oh, and a bunch of ultimately minor fuck-ups that don't do a lot to diminish the overall product, or something to that effect.
#1 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

Zen Puzzle Garden

(And so goes yet another game in the Humble Indie Bundle.) Unfortunately, this isn't exactly an interesting Humble Indie Bundle game to blog about. I'm not calling Zen Puzzle Garden bad; in fact, it's good. And that's the problem: it comes up with an idea, executes it, and then does absolutely nothing else. That leaves me with only two words: it's good.

Alright, here's the basic premise: you're a monk in charge of raking a garden. Unfortunately, you're the type of OC SOB who won't cross the same path twice (unless you're fucking about in freeform mode), and that's pretty much how the gameplay goes down. OK, so there are also lamps you can move and leaves you can pick up (in order of color, because this is the type of monk who has to make sure his lines are perfectly straight or else his day is completely ruined), but that doesn't really change the core gameplay. Not that I'm complaining; the puzzles can be pretty clever and challenging, and there's a decent variety of modes and levels. And that's it. That's all there is to this game.

Review Synopsis

  • Do I really need one?

Nazo no Murasamejou

(How about an actual blog, for a change?) I'll make up for that last part later. Anyway, Nazo no Murasamejou, also known as "Mysterious Murasame Castle", also known as "A Nintendo Game You've Never Heard Of". I know that you're wondering how that's possible, since people tend to know of even their most obscure franchises, but this happens more often than you think. Ever hear of Devil World? How about For the Frog the Bell Tolls?

Yea, there are tons of them like that, and while I can't explain them all (it's been a while since For the Frog the Bell Tolls, and I've yet to touch Devil World), this game has a clear reason for remaining as obscure as it is: it's a decent game, but not terribly outstanding. You'll play bit of it, think "that's pretty cool", and then move on with your life, this game having no impact on that life whatsoever. It's like the Zen Puzzle Garden I can actually form a meaningful opinion about.

The only thing this site has on the game. Not surprising.

Although to be fair, it does put a lot of work into its story, something that most games didn't even have when it was released. OK, so at first, it looks like your typical "save the princess....multiple times" ordeal, but it's the little details that really propel this game to greatness. For example, one of your enemies is an exploding ninja, meaning it has to take place somewhere during the Warring States Period of Japanese history. In fact, there's a real argument to be made here that this is just one samurai's desperate attempts to remain relevant in a world changing right before his v-Oh, who am I kidding? This game makes absolutely no sense. Princesses turn into demons, the ending is a wiggly Ode to Joy, and sometimes, you pass through mountains for no real reaosn. Although that's not necessarily a bad thing. It's got that "I'm a game and I don't give a shit" feeling that pretty much every game back then had, and that's what I love about this game.

Oh, and I guess I like the gameplay. Or, to be more specific, the combat. What do I like so much about it?....I don't know. It can't be the power-ups, because while there is some strategy to them, like "use the spread on those shielding asshole bosses", there aren't a lot of them there. Just shurikens, fire, and about four ways to configure the two. Oh, and invisibility and lightning, but those don't come up often enough to have an impact on the game. No, what I like about the game is everything you can kill. Samurai who stand and wait for you to run into their sword; ninjas hiding in every damn pixel imagineable; hell, even some kind of cool bosses near the end of the game. So what if the levels are just banal dungeon crawls or the game is five(ish) levels long? It takes a basic idea and fleshes it out for some frantic and decently challenging action, and that's enough to satisfy me. Like Zen Puzzle Garden. For a bit. Then I move onto the next part of this blog and on with my life. Again, like Zen Puzzle Garden.

Review Synopsis

  • It's an early NES game, meaning it's flamboyantly game...
  • ...and it's a nice little diversion you won't remember the next day.
  • Still, I wish Nintendo would reboot this as a Devil-May-Cry-esque character action game, or perhaps even a Binding-of-Isaac-esque dungeon crawler.

I've said it before, I'll say it again: Russian cartoons are fucking weird.

Elebits

(And rounding out this blog is some Elebits.) Why? I was feeling nostalgic, and while normally I am quite capable of ignoring these urges, this time, it was too much to bear. I had to take Xenoblade Chronicles out of my Wii for less than a week so I could play an almost-launch title for the Wii. Not that I'm complaining about it or anything. Elebits is damn cool. Imagine if Valve contracted Keita Takahashi to design Portal for arcades. Aw hell yea.

And I can guarantee you that you'll be using these words to describe the game, too. How do I know this? Well, here's the premise: parental neglect, a world fueled by alien lightning creatures, and a kid taking his father's weapon so that he might conquer the very elements themselves. It's amazing to think that in its earliest days, the Wii would feature a game that could easily double as either Norse legend or a heavy metal album...probably because it didn't. That description before? Selective. Yes, those elements are there, but they're played far more lightly than how I depicted them. Specifically, they're a bedtime story being narrated to a whiny little girl (?), and sadly, that's the best thing I have to say about the voice acting in this game. The protagonist is supposed to be a boy (even when I originally played it, this caught me extremely off guard), the father sounds less like an actor and more like a reading, and...no, that's pretty much the entirety of it.. Fortunately, they art's so good enough to make up for it. Not the graphics, which are merely serviceable, but the art. Holy shit, is it vivid. This game uses colors that I didn't know existed, like greem or fleven. That's more than enough to make me forget the "just enough of a Y chromosome to be a" boy.

I command the greatest power in the universe! You are all helpless before me!

But not enough to forget the Wii aspects of this Wii game. Remember what I said about this coming out near the birth of the Wii? Well, it shows. You see, back then, every goddamn Wii game had to have motion controls NO MATTER WHAT. Some of the time, it made sense, like here. It's mostly limited to pointing at the screen and zapping Elebits (more on that in a bit), but there is some manipulation of objects to be found. It starts off intuitive enough, like throwing something on the X axis or the Y axis or the...Z? There's a Z axis? Why? From what I can tell, it feels really goddamn awkward and never works, so you default to the other two axes, anyway. Still, it's better than twisting. For an action you have to do an oddly high amount of times, it sure is awkward as hell. See that doorknob? Grab it, twist it, and watch your cursor fly to parts unknown, scared of the arcane upside-down world you cast it into. Then you have to coax it back into the game with that handy little home button that completely removes you from the experience. I wouldn't complain about it so much if it didn't come up so often. Just...damn it.

So what the hell do I like about this game, exactly? Wasn't I positive about it before? What makes me like this game so much? How about everything else, motherfucker?! The basic premise of the game is that you're supposed to collect a certain number of electricity creatures. Here's the thing, though: they can detect your utter hatred of them, and they'll promptly hide from you if given the opportunity. (Black Elebits don't count because fuck them and their deadly love hugs.) This means you get to overturn every goddamn thing in sight. I repeat: aw hell yea. It's chaos incarnate, and what could be more fun than chaos? Double chaos. You see, not only are there Elebits that allow you to lift more powerful stuff, like that house from before, but there are power-ups that give you the powers of the gods themselves. Lift whales and cause tornadoes. Who's going to stop you? What? The game is? With its Super Black/Blue Death Elebits, and its arbitrary sound and insurance limits? Fuck that, Konami! I don't care about your Metal Gears! I can throw your Metal Gears halfway across the goddamn planet! I AM AN UNSTOPPABLE DEITY!!!

Yea...that's totally Elebits. Courtesy of the Elebits image gallery.

Wait. I ran out of Elebits to zap up. That's gotta suck. Unfortunately, it happens a lot more often than you think, and it's exactly as unfun as I make it out to be. You're forced to turn over every goddamn thing looking for the next Elebit, and while that sounds exactly the same as before, trust me: it's not as fun when you've captured every other Elebit in the level. It's also not as fun when you realize you've made a huge mess of things because that's what makes the game so fun. The game's tendency to block off areas until you've found X Elebits only frustrates the issue. WHY MUST YOU PUNISH ME FOR HAVING FUN, ELEBITS!? I realize that the game has to deliver challenge in some form, but I would have preferred that they didn't sacrifice pacing to achieve that noble goal.

That aside, Elebits is simply a solidly built game with a lot of meat to it. For example, remember how I mentioned power-ups earlier? Turns out there's more to them than simply lifting shit. Granted, a lot of it is contextual, so the only ones you're guaranteed to use throughout are the homing laser, super strength, and, if it ever comes up, the super death vacuum. What's more fun than lifting a house? Vacuuming it up in anti-gravity. Oh, did I forget to mention the anti-gravity parts of the game? I did? How? They're really fucking awesome, you guys. No more worrying about finding that last damn Elebit; you just get to toss shit around and make a mess of everything. And then you get to fight a boss that restores gravity to the world. Does it make sense? No. Do I love it? Yes.....Actually, that could describe all the boss battles in this game, final boss and his fucking screws notwithstanding. To make up for that, I guess, are all the extra modes and unlockables? There are soooo many of them. In fact, I'm not going to list them, since that would constitute another blog entirely. Instead, I'll just demand that you dust off your Wii and shove this in it.

Review Synopsis

  • All these colors! All these lightning creatures! All these listless voice actors!
  • Such magnificent power! You're all nothing more than fleas compared to me now!
  • Oh, and a bunch of ultimately minor fuck-ups that don't do a lot to diminish the overall product, or something to that effect.
#2 Posted by Sweep (8983 posts) -

The Legend Of Korra is amazing regardless of which direction it is being played.

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#3 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -
#4 Posted by Willy105 (4691 posts) -

Seeing Korra backwards is very mystifying, and yet so satisfying.

#5 Posted by Mento (2808 posts) -

Love Elebits. One of the first games I bought for the Wii, based on its premise alone. It's just a shame that, like the pink Elebits, you do have to dig deep and shake a lot of furniture to find the inexplicably hidden awesome third-party Wii games out there. I'm considering jumping into Disaster: Day of Crisis (which might not necessarily be applicable to "awesome third-party Wii game") after I get my hands on Darksiders II.

Also, I had heard of Nazo no Murasamejou, but only recently. I've been on a wiki blitz of late, adding old Famicom/FDS games no-one could possibly ever care about. I recently beat Hi no Tori, which I'd recommend anyone play only after watching the GCCX episode for it, since it has an incredibly obfuscating hidden warp door feature that the show elaborates on.

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#6 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@Mento:

You mean there's an Elebit in the game that constantly yells at you for not having played Fragile Dreams? It's a Kenshiro looking Elebit, isn't it?

#7 Posted by jewunit (1064 posts) -

I was contemplating getting Nazo on the GBA a while ago. I really like the music from the game, but I couldn't decide if it was worth $25-30 based on gameplay videos. I will reconsider purchasing it.

#8 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@jewunit:

Yea, I'd recommend it for a bit of fun. Again, though, I wish this would get a modern iteration, by which I mean "I should probably try out the one Sengoku Basara game that does just that".

#9 Posted by jewunit (1064 posts) -

@Video_Game_King: Apparently, the Japanese version of Samurai Warriors 3 for the Wii had a "Nazo no Murasamejou" mode.

Also, this orchestral version of the main theme is great.

#10 Posted by Hailinel (25205 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

@jewunit:

Yea, I'd recommend it for a bit of fun. Again, though, I wish this would get a modern iteration, by which I mean "I should probably try out the one Sengoku Basara game that does just that".

Actually, Samurai Warriors 3 on the Wii contains a full-blown remake/sequel to Nazo no Murasamejou.

#11 Posted by jewunit (1064 posts) -

@Hailinel: You're right! I figured Nintendo wouldn't include that mode in the English version, but it is there. It's called Murasame Castle, appropriately enough.

#12 Edited by Guided_By_Tigers (8061 posts) -
#13 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@Hailinel said:

@Video_Game_King said:

@jewunit:

Yea, I'd recommend it for a bit of fun. Again, though, I wish this would get a modern iteration, by which I mean "I should probably try out the one Sengoku Basara game that does just that".

Actually, Samurai Warriors 3 on the Wii contains a full-blown remake/sequel to Nazo no Murasamejou.

Isn't that what I just said?

@jewunit said:

Also, this orchestral version of the main theme is great.

OK, yea, that is pretty awesome. Hopefully, that makes it into the next Smash Bros, even though I'm sure something like it was already in Brawl.

#14 Posted by Hailinel (25205 posts) -
@Video_Game_King You said Sengoku Basara, which is not the same thing as Samurai Warriors.
#15 Posted by supamon (1334 posts) -

Couldn't..Stop..Watching..Backwards Korra...

#16 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@Hailinel:

Oh. Really? Why am I always confusing the two?

#17 Posted by Hailinel (25205 posts) -
@Video_Game_King

@Hailinel:

Oh. Really? Why am I always confusing the two?

Maybe because Samurai Warriors is called Sengoku Musou in Japan.
#18 Posted by QuistisTrepe (628 posts) -

How do you manage to play such obscurities like these?

#19 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@QuistisTrepe said:

How do you manage to play such obscurities like these?

I ran out of everything else.

#20 Posted by QuistisTrepe (628 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

@QuistisTrepe said:

How do you manage to play such obscurities like these?

I ran out of everything else.

I thought I played obscure titles, clearly I've been outdone ten times over by this blog alone. Yikes!

#21 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@QuistisTrepe:

This blog alone? You mean Elebits is obscure?

#22 Posted by Aegon (5838 posts) -

I just realized your blog logo is a parody of the MGS logo. 

#23 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@Aegon:

Actually, it's more like I found a cool MGS font online and I'm not good enough at graphic design to make my own.

#24 Posted by Ravenlight (8011 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

I ran out of everything else.

I'm still holding out for a SNES pachinko game roundup.

#25 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@Ravenlight:

Well, next week, I'm going to cover the games I intended to cover this week (Tear Ring Saga and Advance Wars). Is that close enough, or should I go find some pachinko games?

#26 Posted by Ravenlight (8011 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

Tear Ring Saga and Advance Wars are both games I've heard of and can pronounce. I have no idea why they'd belong in your blog.

#27 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@Ravenlight said:

I have no idea why they'd belong in your blog.

Because all my screenshots are of Japanese rap songs.
#28 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

I thought this was finally the day you were going to mention Monogatari in one of your blogs, sigh. I guess I'll just keep waiting patiently with my Shinobu gifs.

#29 Posted by Ravenlight (8011 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

Because all my screenshots are of Japanese rap songs.

Pronunciation guide:

#30 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@Cloudenvy:

Well, I wrapped up Bakemonogatari today, so there's that.

#31 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

@Video_Game_King: And you're now a better and worse person for it! I don't even know if I want to ask what you thought about it.

Now you have to go through the sequel so you're ready for the prequel movie next year because it has a lot of Shinobu in it, obviously.

Tehe.

#32 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@Cloudenvy:

I don't want to play that video, even though I know that effed up animation is par for the course with this series.

#33 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

@Video_Game_King:

Pfft, chicken. There's barely anything weird about it!

#34 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@Cloudenvy:

It's ***emonogatari. Of course something's weird about it.

#35 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

@Video_Game_King:

You've already been through weirder stuff in Bake! I totally wouldn't lie to you to convince you to watch a weird Monogatari video I just linked either!

#36 Posted by Slag (4875 posts) -

Your ability to acquire and play a large number of games is nothing short of prodigious .

Honestly I'm in awe. I have no idea how your track all this stuff down, and have the time to play them all.

#37 Posted by AndrewB (7691 posts) -

@Slag: Outsourcing his reviews, no doubt.

The truth is he never even finished Katawa Shoujo.

#38 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@AndrewB said:

The truth is he never even finished Katawa Shoujo.

Bullshit.
#39 Posted by AndrewB (7691 posts) -

@Video_Game_King: And through the powers of resource extraction, I can pull out Evil Emi in a wheelchair. This proves nothing!

#40 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@AndrewB:

Does this?

#41 Posted by AndrewB (7691 posts) -

@Video_Game_King: Well, damn.

#42 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@AndrewB:

[Damn straight.]