OK people to stop all this shit, I will take one for the team. I will shag Anita Sarkeesian, if she's up for it.
We need to end this now. And like a royal family, marrying for political pressure to end years of bitter rivalry, I will give her a good old rogering. If she's up for it.
And then let that be the end of that.
THIS WOMAN IS UPSET ABOUT SEXISM THAT DOESN'T EXIST SO I'M GOING TO RESPOND TO HER WITH BY SAYING SOMETHING HORRIBLY SEXIST THAT REINFORCES EVERYTHING SHE SAYS.
Good job fucko.