The Real Top Ten Games of The Decade

While browsing Destructoid and listening to the Bombcast I noticed they had this list. 
 
http://www.destructoid.com/the-real-top-ten-games-of-the-decade-156920.phtml    
 
This man knows what he's talking about. Fuck your SoTC and your Persona 4 and your damn God of War. I piss on your Uncharted 2: Among Thieves. Shadow the Hedgehog is better than all of those.  
 
This is the greatest list ever.

Hahahah.
This is funny.

I hate Destructiod even more when it tries to be funny. Its just a load of pretentious shit written by guys who masterbate to anything remotely 'indie' regardless of their actual quality.

I want one of these games to release another addition with a quote from this on the box. I'm sure Blue Tongue would be stoked to know they made the fifth best game of the decade.

" I hate Destructiod even more when it tries to be funny. Its just a load of pretentious shit written by guys who masterbate to anything remotely 'indie' regardless of their actual quality. "

" I hate Destructiod even more when it tries to be funny. Its just a load of pretentious shit written by guys who masterbate to anything remotely 'indie' regardless of their actual quality. "

The real Top 50 list (not this one) was bullshit in itself. It was the most pretentious list of games I've ever seen. This, also, was not funny.

Pretentious? Lets see the articles currently on their front page...
 

• Win a Wii with a copy of Tales of Symphonia
• MGS Peace Walker has pictures for you to look at
• Capcom made a flash game with zombies in it, also Santa, you can win things
• The FFXIII Shiva bike now comes in toy form
• Cool stop motion music video of printed out 8 bit style sprite art
• Hallmark presents Gallaga Arcade tourney
  
• Win some shitty kids games.
• Nintendo says Majora's Mask was totally awesome.
• FFXIII screens have predictable things.
• Weekend Destructatainments, eh, really the only good one in here was Mega 64 mocking that FFXIII video.
• Holy shit, first US mention of Nintendo from a newspaper in 1955.
• Win a serious Sam shirt. Freak Ryan and Jeff out with your weird torso.
• Guild Wars 2 has races.
• Anthony Burch, the guy who you're probably referring to about all the indie stuff reviews a game about running over zombies with a car and attaching weapons to said car.

That list was pretty funny; the Kane and Lynch one was great. I like Jim Sterling but I do agree with this statement somewhat:
 
@MysteriousBob said:

" I hate Destructiod even more when it tries to be funny. Its just a load of pretentious shit written by guys who masterbate to anything remotely 'indie' regardless of their actual quality. "

That list was stupid. The post reminded me of some non-important dude from NPR making a blog post about official music terms with two of them being crunkcore and crabcore.

I just thought it wasn't a funny article. It was in theory, but it wasn't in execution. Especialy with Too Human as #1. Duke Nukem Forever would have been better.

" The real Top 50 list (not this one) was bullshit in itself. It was the most pretentious list of games I've ever seen. This, also, was not funny. "

i really like destructoid, it's got content coming out the kaboose which can only really be bettered by giant bomb, with its constant stream of QL's and the like.
 
i didn't find this article funny, and although when sterling hits it on the nose it's hilarious, his last few articles haven't been as funny. Not that i care, he chruns them out so quick and really doesn't give a fuck what people say back so he's a good addition i think. 
 
Antony Burch is hit and miss i think, i really liked the thing he did on doctor who recently, i've got bored of Hey Ash, WBP? but his rants always raise interesting debate even if he side of the arguement isn't always right.

The only thing that article is worth is this great analysis of what REALLY happened between Jeff and Gamespot: