#1 Edited by indieslaw (327 posts) -

Or its box was, anyway.

There doesn't seem to be a whole lot of information out there about the game, but the one piece of content on Gamespot is hilarious:

Gamespot's LRM page

Lawnmower Racing Mania 2007 Company Line

December 1, 2006 1:46PM PST

What happens when you turn a household chore into the wildest mowtorsport to hit the nation in years? Grab your helmet, bore out your cylinders and get ready for the ultimate MOWdown! Lawnmower racing is sweeping the country in a grass-roots movement that brings all the excitement of open wheel racing to a dirt-in-your-face, spine-jarring new level.

Features:

  • Race against legends like Bobby Cleveland, George Herrin, Mr. Mowjangles and Sodzilla.
  • STA-BIL Circuit, Free Mowin' and multiplayer modes.
  • Unlockable upgrades including engines, chassis, jerseys and more!
  • Learn more about real lawnmower racing in the "Mowpedia."
  • Exclusive USLMRA licensed game.
You can tell the powerful power by the adjacent "!"

I didn't know that I needed it, but man, I really needed exactly this level of lawnmower puns in my life today. And I definitely want to race against legends like Mr. Mowjangles. Damn, is this a digital buy somewhere?

EDIT: I don't know what I did to the text formatting. But I'm very sorry for it.

#2 Posted by SpudBug (633 posts) -

get out of here with your mowtersport

#3 Posted by ThePaleKing (613 posts) -
#4 Posted by MistaSparkle (2148 posts) -

Is there a Mowpedia companion app to this game? It would be super cool to keep a copy of the lore with me at all times, especially to help me pick up the ladies with my sweet knowledge.

#5 Posted by Tajasaurus (786 posts) -

I googled USLMRA because I was pretty sure there was no one this was a real thing and I found this

Mower racing is the sport of kings. I hope Sylvester Stallone writes and stars in a movie about it.

#6 Posted by believer258 (11570 posts) -

mowtorsport

mowdown

mowpedia

Palm. Forehead. You guys know this story.