@Ghostin: Your long term goal would be to become one of the Pips (in fact, the tagline for the game would be "Pippin' Ain't Easy", not to be confused with "Pippen Ain't Easy", my basketball dating sim).
The dancing would be Kinect-enabled, but the only move would be a repeated vigorous pelvic thrust, not necessarily in time to the music. The challenge comes from not accidentally thrusting your pelvis into Gladys and knocking her off-stage (using Euphoria physics, naturally), as that is considered to be particularly bad manners.
A well-rounded multiplayer component will be included, of course. Outside of Thrustmatch, Team Thrustmatch, and Well-Mannered King of the Hill modes (like regular King of the Hill, except with a lot more "pardon me, may I step through?" and a lot less face-shooting), there will be a robust and original cooperative campaign in which up to seven players can be incontinent caterers for Whoopi Goldberg.
EDIT: Another idea... "I Can't Feel My Legs: The Game". The world's first (of many) Sitting Too Long and Trying To Walk While Numb Simulator.
EDIT EDIT: "Imagine: Bloggerz" by Ubisoft. Live the life of a blogger! Post updates! Spam forums! ... Eat food!
EDIT EDIT EDIT: "Family Matters: Urkel Unleashed".
EDIT 4: "1000+ Great Ice Levels From Platformers For Windows 95!"
EDIT 5: "Dance Dance Circumcision".
EDIT 6: "Immortal Kombat", the endless fighting game where the only winning move is to throw the controller down and say "fuck this, nothing's doing damage!"
EDIT 7: "Street Fighter". Literally. Beat the hell out of some avenues.
EDIT 8: "Shamnesia". World's scariest knockoff horror game.
EDIT 9: "Slamnesia". World's scariest wrestling game.
EDIT 10: "Scene It? Lars Van Triers' 'Antichrist' Edition".
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