#1 Edited by Abram03 (36 posts) -

So sick of pushing boxes and slowly carrying heavy things around in games!  Just for irony, somebody ought to make a game called Stevedore: The Revenge, wherein you beat the crap out of fleshy, veiny, scowling crates. 

#2 Edited by mnzy (2925 posts) -

I want a game where you play a as crate and push people around.

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#3 Posted by Xpgamer7 (2400 posts) -

Crates that eat people and turn them into boxes that they can use for steps.

#4 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

Is it 2002 again? Are we back to making fun of crates in games? Why? I thought gamers had advanced past such petty bullshit and moved onto the finer things in life...like making fun of games with cover mechanics.

#5 Posted by lazyturtle (1229 posts) -
@Video_Game_King: Whoa...we're adults here (mostly). We can mock more than one thing at a time.
#6 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -
@lazyturtle
 
Does that mean we're gonna go back to 2005 and mock JRPGs for being too anime and stuff?
#7 Posted by supermike6 (3645 posts) -

The box-pushing parts were the worst part of Nier. Box-pushing suuuuuuuuucks.

#8 Edited by eroticfishcake (7792 posts) -

Then you'll just LOVE Sokoban! A classic! (Actually, I really enjoyed it at the time.) 
 
Edit: Just realised that I've got the most wiki points on that page, which frankly, isn't much.

#9 Posted by ShaggE (6712 posts) -

Guys... guys.... GUYS. Barrels. Amirite?

#10 Posted by _Horde (839 posts) -

@ShaggE said:

Guys... guys.... GUYS. Barrels. Amirite?

OH DUDE! Don't get me started on barrels!

#11 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18954 posts) -
@_Horde said:

@ShaggE said:

Guys... guys.... GUYS. Barrels. Amirite?

OH DUDE! Don't get me started on barrels!

When you see a red barrel you shoot it. Red barrels can explode, ok?