Posted by Bones8677 (3270 posts) -

 

2010 is about to come to a close and now it’s time for everyone’s favorite thing in the world Top Ten Lists! Our first Top Ten List is the Top Ten Video Game Women of 2010. (I'm also working on the Top Ten Video Game Men of 2010) 
 

For the "Thick-Headed," please keep this in mind that I have not played every game this year, so I cannot comment on characters that appeared in games that I have never played. With that out of the way let's begin. :)

  
10. Big Sister (Bioshock 2) While the Big Daddies of the first Bioshock were scary initially, they quickly became boring and predictable. This is remedied with the sequel’s main enemy the Big Sister. Quick and limber, she’ll stop at nothing until you are dead. Fear her! FEAR HER!  

 
 
 
 
 
 
9. Pit Girl (Monday Night combat) When your armor is melting, and your weapons are crapping out, you know there’s always one person who can be there to lend a hand as well as provide some vocal support. Southern Belles are always the best.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
8. Lightning [Claire Farron] (Final Fantasy XIII) This installment’s protagonist is one of very few females of the long beloved series. At first she is cold and distant but has great compassion for her sister and group mates. She also wears a half-cape. More women should wear half-capes.  

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
7. Kat (Halo: Reach) This Spartan 3 is the brains of Noble Team, brilliant and a hell of a computer wiz. It’s also nice that she has a sexy Israeli accent.

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
6. Veronica (Fallout: New Vegas) The digital incarnation of Felicia Day is in full force here. Not only does she lend her enjoyable voice but also her sparkly personality. This robed woman who roams the wastes all alone can pack quite a punch with her trusty Power Fist. Despite her incredible ability to make guys ‘splode with one punch, her one goal in life is to own a pretty dress. Classy girl.

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
5. Emily Wyatt (Deadly Premonition) The very definition of the girl next door, a no-nonsense woman who wants to protect those she cares about. She also knows how to clean up well when the time comes. This lovely woman is also one of the most tragic characters of 2010. 

 
 
 
 

 

4. Oerba Yun Fang (Final Fantasy XIII) This sultry tan-skinned woman is arguably the best character in Final Fantasy XIII. Strong, determined and fiercely loyal to her friends, all coupled together with a sexy Australian accent. 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

3. Madison Paige (Heavy Rain) Courageous and intelligent, this hot young journalist will stop at nothing to get a story and solve dangerous mysteries. Ever the helpful partner, you can always count on her to put her own body on the line, in more ways than one. 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
2. Bayonetta (Bayonetta) What can be said about Bayonetta that hasn’t already been said or even attempted to be said? She’s a woman that lacks any definitive description just like her own self-titled game. She fights monsters with her guns, legs, and even hair! Every one of her polygons is designed to be overly seductive. You know you’ll never be cool enough to hang with this unearthly creature. However, despite this she is not our winner for she has one fatal flaw, she’s trying WAY TOO hard.   

 
 
 
 
 

 

1. Miranda Lawson (Mass Effect 2) Yes, the biotic femme fatale of Mass Effect 2 is my Video Game Woman of 2010. The most useful team member you pick up immediately is also the one I used all the way throughout the rest of the game. She was bred to be the best woman in the galaxy, and it sure worked since even the developers couldn’t help themselves from having Miranda show off her booty in every shot she’s in. 


 



#1 Posted by Bones8677 (3270 posts) -

 

2010 is about to come to a close and now it’s time for everyone’s favorite thing in the world Top Ten Lists! Our first Top Ten List is the Top Ten Video Game Women of 2010. (I'm also working on the Top Ten Video Game Men of 2010) 
 

For the "Thick-Headed," please keep this in mind that I have not played every game this year, so I cannot comment on characters that appeared in games that I have never played. With that out of the way let's begin. :)

  
10. Big Sister (Bioshock 2) While the Big Daddies of the first Bioshock were scary initially, they quickly became boring and predictable. This is remedied with the sequel’s main enemy the Big Sister. Quick and limber, she’ll stop at nothing until you are dead. Fear her! FEAR HER!  

 
 
 
 
 
 
9. Pit Girl (Monday Night combat) When your armor is melting, and your weapons are crapping out, you know there’s always one person who can be there to lend a hand as well as provide some vocal support. Southern Belles are always the best.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
8. Lightning [Claire Farron] (Final Fantasy XIII) This installment’s protagonist is one of very few females of the long beloved series. At first she is cold and distant but has great compassion for her sister and group mates. She also wears a half-cape. More women should wear half-capes.  

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
7. Kat (Halo: Reach) This Spartan 3 is the brains of Noble Team, brilliant and a hell of a computer wiz. It’s also nice that she has a sexy Israeli accent.

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
6. Veronica (Fallout: New Vegas) The digital incarnation of Felicia Day is in full force here. Not only does she lend her enjoyable voice but also her sparkly personality. This robed woman who roams the wastes all alone can pack quite a punch with her trusty Power Fist. Despite her incredible ability to make guys ‘splode with one punch, her one goal in life is to own a pretty dress. Classy girl.

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
5. Emily Wyatt (Deadly Premonition) The very definition of the girl next door, a no-nonsense woman who wants to protect those she cares about. She also knows how to clean up well when the time comes. This lovely woman is also one of the most tragic characters of 2010. 

 
 
 
 

 

4. Oerba Yun Fang (Final Fantasy XIII) This sultry tan-skinned woman is arguably the best character in Final Fantasy XIII. Strong, determined and fiercely loyal to her friends, all coupled together with a sexy Australian accent. 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

3. Madison Paige (Heavy Rain) Courageous and intelligent, this hot young journalist will stop at nothing to get a story and solve dangerous mysteries. Ever the helpful partner, you can always count on her to put her own body on the line, in more ways than one. 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
2. Bayonetta (Bayonetta) What can be said about Bayonetta that hasn’t already been said or even attempted to be said? She’s a woman that lacks any definitive description just like her own self-titled game. She fights monsters with her guns, legs, and even hair! Every one of her polygons is designed to be overly seductive. You know you’ll never be cool enough to hang with this unearthly creature. However, despite this she is not our winner for she has one fatal flaw, she’s trying WAY TOO hard.   

 
 
 
 
 

 

1. Miranda Lawson (Mass Effect 2) Yes, the biotic femme fatale of Mass Effect 2 is my Video Game Woman of 2010. The most useful team member you pick up immediately is also the one I used all the way throughout the rest of the game. She was bred to be the best woman in the galaxy, and it sure worked since even the developers couldn’t help themselves from having Miranda show off her booty in every shot she’s in. 


 



#2 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

It's nice to know that you weren't just including these women for their sexuality, since I would fuck half the women on this list :P. (That's a compliment to you, but not to the girls of the list.)

#3 Posted by ESREVER (2703 posts) -
Ms. Vermillion would like to have a word with you. 
But I'm just gonna assume the lack of her on the list is because you weren't familiar with her :)
 
I tried to like Kat... but... 
 
Pretty spiffy list, some in my eyes don't belong there, but overall a good job!
#4 Posted by SubwayD (535 posts) -

It's also worth pointing out that Kat has the most tragically and disproportionately huge ass. 

#5 Edited by phrosnite (3518 posts) -

I f-ing hate Miranda. I saved everybody else and I let that bitch die. I can't understand why people like her... What are you 12?

#6 Posted by RecSpec (3902 posts) -

I loved Heavy Rain, but I could not stand Madison. The "Tears in the Rain" ending is the perfect reason why. Such an airhead.

#7 Posted by Kendstorm (39 posts) -

tali vas normandy

#8 Posted by FancySoapsMan (5853 posts) -
@phrosnite said:
" I f-ing hate Miranda. I saved everybody else and I let that bitch die. I can't understand why people like her... What are you 12? "
she was better than Ashley from ME1 at least.
#9 Posted by gamb1t (965 posts) -

sad just sad

#10 Posted by Jeust (10796 posts) -

No Jack :''( 
 
Great list though! 

#11 Posted by Mystyr_E (1201 posts) -

no Bonnie MacFarlane?
no Kerrigan?
no Trip?
I even find Tali better than Miranda but eh, it's your list

#12 Posted by Gamer_152 (14097 posts) -

Nice list. Good work.

Moderator
#13 Posted by Galiant (2194 posts) -

A nice butt alone does not a great woman make.

#14 Posted by Bones8677 (3270 posts) -
@Jeust said:
" No Jack :''(  Great list though!  "
Jack's a bitch, she's the only one to die in my play through and I didn't shed a single tear. I would have killed her a hundred times in order to save one of the other crew members.
#15 Posted by Fjordson (2453 posts) -
@Mystyr_E said:
" no Bonnie MacFarlane?"
Seriously. Came in here to see if she was on the list. Disappoint.
#16 Posted by Bones8677 (3270 posts) -
@Kendstorm said:
" tali vas normandy "
Tali was originally on this list, but I took her off because she had already appeared in 2008. 
 
However, Tali is an honorable mention. :-)
#17 Posted by Bones8677 (3270 posts) -
@Fjordson said:
" @Mystyr_E said:
" no Bonnie MacFarlane?"
Seriously. Came in here to see if she was on the list. Disappoint. "
I've actually not finished Red Dead Redemption. Unless she makes another reappearance after Mexico I see no reason to add her to the list. She left little impression on me.
#18 Posted by rbysjti (354 posts) -

You forgot to include Storm!",)
 


#19 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6320 posts) -

Persona 3 Portable Female Protagonist isn't afraid to break established social norms and make out with grade school kids. 
    

#20 Posted by Nymphonomicon (97 posts) -
@rbysjti said:
" You forgot to include Storm!",)
 


"

While I might be inclined to agree, you seem to be overlooking the fact that while Storm will be appearing in MVC3, the game isn't out yet so she'd be ineligible by most standards.  If the game does manage to hit the shelves before Jan. 1, then that's a different matter altogether...
#21 Posted by Bones8677 (3270 posts) -
@LordXavierBritish said:
" Persona 3 Portable Female Protagonist isn't afraid to break established social norms and make out with grade school kids. 
    
"
Persona protagonists are a terrible choice for a list like this. They're blank slates for the player and as such have absolutely no personality to call their own.
#22 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6320 posts) -
@Bones8677 said:
" @LordXavierBritish said:
" Persona 3 Portable Female Protagonist isn't afraid to break established social norms and make out with grade school kids. 
    
"
Persona protagonists are a terrible choice for a list like this. They're blank slates for the player and as such have absolutely no personality to call their own. "
Would you make out with a grade school kid?
#23 Edited by Bones8677 (3270 posts) -
@LordXavierBritish said:

" @Bones8677 said:

" @LordXavierBritish said:
" Persona 3 Portable Female Protagonist isn't afraid to break established social norms and make out with grade school kids. 
    
"
Persona protagonists are a terrible choice for a list like this. They're blank slates for the player and as such have absolutely no personality to call their own. "
Would you make out with a grade school kid? "
Of course not, I'm not a pedophile. Please stay on topic.
#24 Posted by Bones8677 (3270 posts) -
@Nymphonomicon said:
" @rbysjti said:
" You forgot to include Storm!",)
 


"
While I might be inclined to agree, you seem to be overlooking the fact that while Storm will be appearing in MVC3, the game isn't out yet so she'd be ineligible by most standards.  If the game does manage to hit the shelves before Jan. 1, then that's a different matter altogether... "
Even if MVC3 did come out this year. I still wouldn't add her to the list as she's a comic character first, and has appeared in other games. This list is also not solely dependent on the characters attractiveness.
#25 Posted by Catolf (2653 posts) -
@Bones8677 said:
" @LordXavierBritish said:

" @Bones8677 said:

" @LordXavierBritish said:
" Persona 3 Portable Female Protagonist isn't afraid to break established social norms and make out with grade school kids. 
    
"
Persona protagonists are a terrible choice for a list like this. They're blank slates for the player and as such have absolutely no personality to call their own. "
Would you make out with a grade school kid? "
Of course not, I'm not a pedophile. Please stay on topic. "
But who WOULDN'T make out with KEN! HUH HUH?!
No I have my heart set of Shinji and Akihiko... and Stupei <3 XD
#26 Posted by eldiax (632 posts) -

Lack of Trip detected - remedying that: 
 

Trip from "Enslaved: Odyssey to the West"


#27 Posted by luce (4045 posts) -

You put a random Big Sister up there but didn't put in Eleanor Lamb? Disappointed man