Usernames you're not proud of?

I've had all these bad usernames until using TheJollyRajah... something my dad actually suggested a few years ago. It's original so I like it.

@TheJollyRajah: You've got a super-great username.  I didn't know what it signified until just now.  I Googled Jolly Roger because this was the name of a climb I lead when I was in shape and into rock climbing about 15 years ago.  Hats off to you!