Videogame Haiku Showdown!

In the spirit of creativity found in abundance on Giantbomb forums, you are challenged to compose a Videogame-Related Haiku.  But first, what is a Haiku?

Those are pretty good. I'll post some in a bit, I gotta get the creative juices flowing.

I think I remember this on The Hotspot.

Final
Fantasy
Seven

Under the original definition of haiku, that is technically correct.

Got to catch them all,
Pokemon are abundant,
Poke balls fly high,

A list of targets
I will struggle for my goals
Achievement Unlocked

Failed it again,

Gamestop at midnight

Oh how I fail,
At so many videogames,
I love them anyway.

Viewing time anew
Braid really makes you think, but-
What the hell, ending?

Hey, Fox News: Listen!
Whores, violence, guns, drugs!
GTA is fun.

Sons of Liberty
Can't believe it was AI
La-li-lu-le-lo!

Still collecting dust

Grenade launchers and
Automatic pistols make
A great expansion.

Roaming the Wasteland
Three hunting rifles in hand
Repair skills too low.

Investigating
A long day running dungeons
Score some herb from Fox

Suddenly, Izloms
Hundreds of them in Pripyat
All yelling Russian.


Dak'kon's in party
I updated my journal
Time to find Pharod

It's true. You're winner.

"Congraturations. You're winner.

We can always count on whales.

Victoly is mine.

"

Logic is not a strong suit. Damn me.

Came to start new life
Turns out I cannot escape
Things will never change                         -GTA 4


Rolling down the street
Board under me as always
Have to land this trick                               - Skate 2


Thump, thump, thump, squeak, squeak
They run down the court again
Shoot the J, shoot it!                                 - NBA 2K9


Activate O-D
Score points like never before
Just keep that combo                              - Rock Band 2


Pop, pop, I'm a cop!
Are you holdin'? Damn, you're clean
This game kind of sucks...                     - True Crime Streets of L.A.


licker? Not scary
Chainsaw majini? Yeah right
Aligators? Shit!                                           - Resident Evil 5


The 80s were sweet
Driving round town, bumping tunes
Is Lance Vance dead yet?                         - GTA Vice City


Wandering the Land
God is celestial brush
I will restore peace                                    - Okami


I roam the castle
Are these recycled sprites?
Shit! It's Dracula!                                          - Castlevania (any of them on the DS)

OK that's all I've got. Well I could keep thinking of more but I think I have taken up enough space with this post already.   :P

The Vice City haiku has a distinct lack of "In The Future, There Will Be Robots," which makes me sad beyond belief.

"The Vice City haiku has a distinct lack of "In The Future, There Will Be Robots," which makes me sad beyond belief."

Game play trends these days;
They make me very angry;
Fuck quick time events.

Are you cel-shaded?
Or are you polygonal?
How can you be both!?                                           - Prince of Persia (2008)

I'm going prestige
I'll start all over again
I wish I hadn't

Eggs good for eating
But make for substandard game
Stick to Sonic please

Metal Policeman
I'd buy that for a dollar
Break disk with a bat

(Did I leave my iron on?... No, of course not... I don't... I don't own an iron)

Dragonball is dumb
But not as dumb as all the
People that like it

3 now. 1 to come
The fourth should come with candy
Anime sucks too

Wrestlers can drive cars
What a genious idea, eh?
Bargain bin for you

(That guy just dropped half a sandwich in that garbage can, I could... no... best to... leave that there)

Rio Hazuki
Shenmu, Second coming? No
Give it 6.8

Wasted I played on

Die One Thousand Deaths!
God I hate you Akuma
Your ultra is lame

-SF4