Went to closing out sale at video store, splurged.

I got Batman Arkham Asylum, Assault on Dark Athena, Splinter Cell Conviction, Bioshock 2, and Tony Hawk Ride all for about $80. Now I have no idea which game to play first. HELP!

All of them... AT THE SAME TIME.

I'm going to help you. First things first, you need to throw out Tony Hawk Ride. Then you put Batman Arkham Asylum in your Xbox and enjoy.

NOT TONY HAWK!

Batman then bioshock 2.

Play RIDE first. It'll make the other games play even better. It may also force you to compulsively hug all your loved ones.

all together for 80? Damn.

Oh god, please do something awesome with Ride that involves explosives or ridiculousness and then please post results.  Why dont you try cooking it in a hot oven smeared in bbq sauce like a fucking shitty rack of terribly controlling, horrible game based fucking ribs.
 
I'm sorry, I played Ride once.  It wasn't great.

Ride, the best way to look like a tool and get the shitty game done first.

definitely tony hawk

was it Hollywood video, ours is closing too, and every game is 4.99.

RIDE.  Just get it over with.

Play Ride first and then use Arkham Asylum or Bioshock 2 to cheer yourself up.

" Tony Hawk Ride"

Why exactly did you get Ride in the first place?

Give Tony Hawk to someone you hate....REALLY HATE.
 
Also play Batman first.

" I'm going to help you. First things first, you need to throw out Tony Hawk Ride. Then you put Batman Arkham Asylum in your Xbox and enjoy. "

I don't know how much Ride was but I am sure you overpaid for it.

" was it Hollywood video, ours is closing too, and every game is 4.99. "

Play Ride first, get it out of the way. Plus it will make you love the other games more.

Even as part of that deal, you paid too much for Tony Hawk RIDE.

Damn, I wish there was a sale like that in my area. Anyway, play Batman, the other games can wait.

Ride Tony Hawk first.

Arkham Asylum is definitely the best out of that group, play that first. 
 
Then destroy Tony Hawk Ride.

RIDE

why tony hawk? really, why?

" @Skytylz said:

" Batman then bioshock 2. "

Batman, then return Bioshock 2 because it sucks "

" Even as part of that deal, you paid too much for Tony Hawk RIDE. "

I hear Splinter Cell is only, like, 6 hours or so. Might as well knock off the shortest game first to get it out of the way, I suppose. 

I wish my local video store would hurry up and go out of business because I want to buy some games and DVDs on the cheap.

nice job on that. you should play the batman game.

Forget all those other crappy games.... 
 
RIDE!!!

Batman, Bioshock, Splinter Cell. In that order.

" Play Ride first and then use Arkham Asylum or Bioshock 2 to cheer yourself up. "

" All of them... AT THE SAME TIME. "

my hollywood just closed down.. no sale :( i was hoping to get things for dirt cheap but nope....

Make a quick look of you playing tony hawk ride all for our amusement.  Then you could go play arkham asylum. 

Okay, Okay. Ride wasn't THAT bad. 
 
So the controls are shitty. And the gameplay is boring. And the board can ride itself all the way to gaming hell. 
 
But it's a hell of a time watching friends try to figure it out, and quite frankly, it occupied me and my friends for a good awhile. Mainly with swearing and throwing of the plastic skateboard, but that's not the point. It's not as useless as everyone makes it out to be. 
 
That being said, would anyone like to buy my RIDE skateboard bundle?

Bioshock or batman, splinter cell kinda blows and ride is a joke! Congrats on the sale though, that was an amazing deal.

" Bioshock or batman, splinter cell kinda blows and ride is a joke! Congrats on the sale though, that was an amazing deal. "

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You have to play all of them using only the Ride skateboard...that's yer punishment for buying that game.

hahaha feeling a lot of hate for Ride! don't worry guys, I only got it for $20 ;-)