What game would you play on Unprofessional Fridays?

Let's say you had the chance to appear on Unprofessional Fridays either as a new GB hire, or just as a one off appearance, what game would you play to let people know who you are in order to show off your personality? Or would you rather use the opportunity to choose to play something fun and goofy with the duders couch co-op style?

As for me, I don't think I'd be able to pass up the chance to play some Mario Kart 64, Goldeneye or Bomberman 64 with the duders especially since they always seem to neglect N64 games on the show.

Morenatsu.

Zombies Ate My Neighbors and then bring in someone from Lucasarts to add some insightful commentary on it.

I would make them watch me play chess against an easy computer while I talked about popular breakfast restaurants around Aurora, IL

I'd probably play A link to the past or some old adventure game like Monkey Island.

Psychic Detective - a batshit nuts full motion video game for PS1 set in San Francisco

MTV's Club Dead. It's obscure and crazy enough that I think people would love it. Maybe some Mega Race for good measure.

Hawken or Armored Core. And then I'll be the defacto mecha editor.

Teddy Boy

I just tweeted to the gang about Always Sometimes Monsters. The game is perfect for UPF! The story branches in a million places, and it always leads to dark places. I hope they see my tweet!

Yipee! I can post now after I was wrongfully banned! But what is this friday you guys talk about? Is it like casual fridays or something?

Windjammers. Or any 4 player game (Samurai Gunn, Towerfall)

As for a solo segment, perhaps Shin Megami Tensei or Gradius. Or any bullethell shooter...

Randolph is watching you.

Heavy metal: F.A.K.K 2

Oni

Battle Realms

SiN

Evil Islands

Project Nomads

Sacrifice

Citizen Kabuto

etc.

Weird old games near and dear to my heart.

Edit: there we go, linked

I'd try winging a simulator. Something like Firefighters 2014, or anything that would be fun to watch when it would inevitably go really, really bad.

I had an uncanny ability to buy/play really crappy PS1 games so I'd probably revisit some of those from my childhood. I'd probably start with Project Overkill, then move on to Loaded (or Reloaded), then perhaps some Perfect Weapon, and then maybe finish with the main event: Overblood. I've never played Overblood 2 so I might try to get a hold of that, too.

Silent Bomber. I've had a hankering for playing that recently.

NES Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. Top-down action RPG, side-view dueling, bird's eye view party based combat. It was a great game.

I'd play Crusader Kings II. Because I like it.

It's a weekly show where the Gb crew gets together and plays random videos game on a couch every friday. Here watch some clips of it on youtube.

The Neverhood probably, I don't think many people have ever seen it before and it a good game.

Dwarf Fortress. Its definitely my favorite game of all time.

LSD.

Probably Devil May Cry 4 or Vanquish. Something super fast with a high skill ceiling. I'm not killer at those games but I feel like most video coverage doesn't do them justice and would like to attempt to do so.

Edit: Fuck all that, I'd just make the group play Mario Party 2 with me. Mario Party games make for hilarious videos.

I might play a game of Blood Bowl and try to explain the mechanics of it to people.

I'd probably give Battlefront a whirl? But I'd almost rather just an entire live stream dedicated to Battlefront.

Maybe Inquisitor, but, I don't think that would be a lot of fun to watch someone else play.

Lastly, off the top of my head, I'd do something like "pick a game from GOG" and play old, practically incomprehensible games like King of Dragon Pass.

Sin and Punishment. That game is the type of weird 90's anime aesthetic I really like. Its also a pretty cool arcade style game.

Mount and Blade Warband with the Warhammer mod.

Chivalry. FOR AGATHAAAAAAAAAAA RAAAAAAAARGH

Honey Jam Cafe on Butterfield. Not really around Aurora, but I'd like to avoid the city of police lights.

Fallout 1 or 2 with a low intelligence character or Vampire: Bloodlines as a Malkavian. I will read my dialog choices in character.

It's about that time of the year I play Super Mario World again, so maybe that.

Also Dark Seed 2 or something along those lines could be pretty great

Just to play something fun and goofy in multiplayer would have to be New Super Mario Bros.

For a game I just play.... Lode Runner, but that's a bit dull so.... Ultimate Spider-Man.

Either some of the weird/obscure games I played back when I got my first pc, like Tonic Trouble or Asterix.

Or, as far as good games go, probably some Hitman: Blood Money.

Hogs of War!

I'm really resisting the urge to say it has great writing because then you will make assumptions about me.

You're saying this to a guy who has seriously considered playing Hiza no Ue no Partner: Kitty on Your Lap. (Which I would also play on Unprofessional Fridays.)

Let's do it.

I've actually thought about this before and here are the games I would pick from:

Little Big Adventure 2 (Twinsen's Odyssey in the USA)

Grim Fandango

The Longest Journey

Mischief Makers. That shit was awesome, wish it was re-released somehow.

Tekken 2, Tekken 3, Time Crisis 1, Time Crisis 2, Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2

I would probably play Tokyo Xtreme Racer, Earth Defense Force, or Ace Combat 04.

Pajama Sam: No Need to Hide When It's Dark Outside

Wilderness: A Survival Adventure. Trying not to die in the 5-color wilderness, making a fire just to boil some water when a puma decides to roll into your campsite.

Show everyone the ending to Binary Domain, blow everyone's mind, then lead into a discussion of redoing the GotY podcasts from 2012.

Goldeneye. Jeff and the other guys would shit on it obviously but as I play it I would try my best to explain why it's one of the best shooters ever. Also Kingdom Hearts 2.

Lifeguard, anyone who says different is wrong.

-Like @crithon said, Zombies Ate My Neighbors (I still have the music stuck in my head sometimes).

-Fear Effect (one or two).

-Lode Runner (any would do but most likely the the weird polygonal N64 one)

I bet it's really hard to come up with interesting stuff to play every week. they seem to consistently pull it off though.

I'd do some Cryostasis until it crashed or some multiplayer dawn of war II.

I'd load up some Long Live the Queen. I want to see Jeff squirm.

NHL Hitz Pro with all the rules turned off and "fights" set to "high" - The greatest sports game ever made.

Hakuoki: Stories of the Shinsengumi. Because my morbid curiosity really wants to know why and how an otome game got released in the West and I'm not going in alone.