What Have Video Games Taught You?

I learned that if I ever get seriously injured my vision will change to seeing red or black/white and in order to heal all I have to do is hide behind a corner or box for a couple of seconds. 
So, what have video games taught you guys?

Honestly, videogames have taught me so many words and sayings. Not just games but also listening to game podcasts. I have ACT testing tomorrow and I feel that my projected score would be nowhere near as high without my video game knowledge.

That kids are annoying over the microphone...
 
Otherwise, I'm not sure what. I'm sure it taught me a lot of things though.

Too many things, mostly I "learn" real things through them, though.

I have learned to always go the wrong way before going the right way.  Gotta love hidden collectables.

That there should be achievements for everything in life.  
 
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Keep it in your pants buddy! (Talked to a girl and didn't get a boner or anything) 20 pts. 
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: The Hangover (You got super drunk and don't remember shit from last night) 50 pts. 
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Like a Virgin (Touched for the very first time, lucky you!) 100 pts.

That the princess in another castle. ALWAYS another castle. What a bitch.

Video games taught me that if I die, I will simply respawn back at the last checkpoint 

If you crash you can just Alt + F4 and restart

more than anything, patience and dexterity. even though i'm still the clumsiest mother fucker alive.

KILLING IS BAD. For real. Grand Theft Auto IV; near the end.

Video games have given me a vast vocabulary. 
And also, best to shoot dudes in the face. 

that even a small guy like me can kill a few goombas and get the girl, after eatin some magic mushrooms.

Video games taught me to pick up hookers, and then kill them.

Forza 3 has taught me that I can't drive worth $#!+.   Also it's probably safer that I can't afford a 
lamborghini

that if you find yourself becoming a blue hedgehog, you should just stick to being fast and fun and nothing else. 
 
 
And also you can wait during a conversation for hours and hours until you decide what to say.

I've learned the names of many guns and medieval weaponry.

how that if i get hurt, all i have to do is not get hurt for awhile, and then i will get all better. no matter how bad im hurt 
 
also, i would do real good in the army.       pffffffffff

Video games have taught a lot of new words and phrases. (No not swear words)

I learned that after you die, it only takes about 5 seconds to respawn.

video games taught me that it's so easy to get guns and shoot people. it also taught me how fun killing people and blowing up things are. it makes me want to do them in real life. tomorrow i plan to steal a car and run people over

Don't trust Nazi's.