What is 'Bing Bong'?

Ryan tweets a lot about it, and he and Jeff talked about it a bunch on the Bombcast this week. I have no idea what the fuck kind of music 'Bing Bong' is. Is he just making shit up to make stupid people like me CRAZY, or is there in fact such a thing called 'Bing Bong'?

A bing bong is literally what the name implies. It's a bing bong.

@fauxical said:

A bing bong is literally what the name implies. It's a bing bong.

MY SANITY IS ON THE EDGE OF A BLADE PLEASE DON'T TOY WITH ME

A way of life.

From what I've gathered, it's the sound of sexual arousal.

This feels very Lovecraftian. I feel like upon finding the answer, all of cosmos will make sense for an instance, and then I will literally go insane on the spot.

LMBTFY

It's life man.

Why is bing bong?

I typed "bing bong" into Google and I found this: http://8tracks.com/indie124/my-boyfriend-never-shaves

It's like jazz. You'll find it if you look in between the bing and bong.

I think it's something like a power trip. They wanted to see how much influence they wield over the GB community so they made up a genre to see us parrot it.

I've been searching for hours for this crap and nothing. Even if it does exist I bet it sucks. But that's not the point of the exercise.

Once they know how powerful they've become: Chemtrail DVD's.

Also I haven't found any Bing Bong. Has anyone found Bing Bong?

@Kidavenger said:

oh yea the bing bong brothers!

Who knows? Something dumb they were into in the 80s, probably.

Maybe this?

Stop focusing on what it IS, and open your mind to what it isn't.

Meanwhile, Ryan Davis is laughing in a bunker somewhere in California.

What isn't bing bong, really?

Ding dong

It's where you go to Bing and search "bong", but the Feds bust down your door because you just ratted yourself out as a druggie. Not cool.

bing bong bing bong bing bong bing bong

HaHAHHAHahah haha

I don't know, but it's probably fucking stupid like Chippy Nonstop.

Actually, it probably IS Chippy Nonstop.

Truck song.

How is it possible that I somehow understand even less about Bing Bong after reading this thread.

Didgeridoo music

It's gum.

It's what you do with your ding-dong.

@buzz_killington said:

This feels very Lovecraftian. I feel like upon finding the answer, all of cosmos will make sense for an instance, and then I will literally go insane on the spot.

I'm playing Arkham Horror with friends tonight. Maybe I'll find some of this "bing bong" to play in the background during the game. Will we go insane in half the time?