Luchadeer is the embodiment of all that is good, and of all that is pure. Luchadeer is the person people will call out for when in need, the one who will take the time out of his busy schedule to help the people who are in need. Some call him a defender of justice, others call him a modern hero of society.
But know this: Luchadeer is the one that would snap your neck with just a thought if you provoked him.
He originated the use of sprinkles on ice cream. That is why he is so revered. He was also instrumental in the introduction of rockets into the field of aviation. Plus he took Minka Kelly's virginity.
Because the Giant Bomb database is for those directly involved in the video game industry. The only reason the guys each have a page is because they helped out in at least one game. Otherwise, they wouldn't have a page.
Now this is an old thread, but for some time I suppose there could be an argument made for creating a character page for luchadeer, considering he appeared at the title screen for Gang Beasts during the early access thing. I think they've removed that now though :(
Luchadeer is the true source to EVERY one of Dan Ryckert's stories. He bought his lifetime supply of anecdotes, Kramer/Peterman style, back in 2002 and has been living in regret ever since. One day, soon, this will come to light publicly and Mr. Ryckert will be forced to admit to his normal, every-day lifestyle and background. On this day, the natural balance of the world will be restored and Luchadeer will take his rightful place as the Editor in Chief of Giant Bomb. Jeff's head will be placed on the office wall, sporting a lucha mask and will be forever more known as LuchaJeff!
I come from the future....Heed me warning....Or else I'll...I'll...continue my life as if this post never happened.
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